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Yan Xuanjing looked at his disgraced father. His gaze paused on him for two seconds, then he looked away as if he had seen nothing.

Di Wu recognised this fox at a glance. He looked at Yan Gui, who had the same appearance as Yan Xuanjing’s disguise, and his expression was very complicated.

One could tell with a single glance that they were father and son from this disguise, their abilities came from the same place.

Di Wu wasn’t surprised that Yan Gui would look like this now.

— Because he was very clear what type of fox Yan Gui was.

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In the past, Yan Gui, this fox, liked to transform into somebody else and go wandering all over the place. The bewitching talent of the nine-tailed fox completely developed under Yan Gui.

Their group of friends often had blame dropping from the sky and precising hitting them. Basically, as long as somebody came to find you for something that you didn’t do, it definitely wouldn’t be wrong to go and give Yan Gui some trouble.

But the problem was giving trouble didn’t meant that there could be a fight, because not only did Yan Gui have great talent in bewitching others, he was also very strong.

The blame couldn’t be thrown away and the fight couldn’t be won, so there was only anger.

But Yan Gui, this fox, although he looked unreliable and wild, his true nature was in fact very thoughtful and meticulous, and he also was very righteous.

The innocuous little troubles that he brought to his friends, gave their little circle that lived in the Great Wilderness but could rarely fight and could only scare little monsters or loaf around, a lively atmosphere.

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He would bring snacks, books, and paintings for Di Xiu, and would also send news secretly to Di Wu, who liked to wander and cause trouble around the Great Wilderness.

In addition to all of these, he would also do many things that other monsters couldn’t think of.

Being friends with Yan Gui, this fox, would bring a lot of beautiful colours into your uneventful life.

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At least Di Wu felt that this fox was pretty good. In the past, he would often go around drinking or bragging with Yan Gui — counting like this, it had been more than five thousand years since they last drank together.

Di Wu looked at the fox who had been struck by lightning until his fur exploded, shoved Di Xiu, who had been struggling after being picked up by the head, into his front pocket and clicked his tongue, “what’s the matter with you father and son pair?”

Milky’s action of jumping out was too fast, and before Lin Mu could even react, the big ball of fur had already blocked his view in the blink of an eye.

“?”

Yan Gui frowned, and realised that this sentence wasn’t so simple.

What did he mean by ‘what’s the matter with you father and son pair’?

What other matters could there be between father and son? it was simply just a father and son.

Yan Gui turned to look at Lin Mu. He realised Lin Mu eyes were slightly narrowed, was staring at him blankly, and seemed to be a little angry.

Yan Gui looked at Di Wu and thought the matter was worse.

After two seconds of silence, he decided to turn around and scold his child, “you used the jade that I gave you for this?! How does this look like you’re in danger? Haven’t you heard of the boy who cried wolf? I won’t help you next time!”

Yan Xuanjing didn’t move and even snorted.

Yan Gui’s skill of simply taking the blame and throwing it to another hadn’t changed in thousands of years.

“Weren’t you looking for me?” Di Wu took out his cigarette pack, and just as he took a cigarette, it was knocked out of his hand by the Di Xiu in his coat pocket. He gave a light tsk, tucked the cigarette pack back and said to Yan Gui, “would you have arrived so soon without using a method like this?”

Yan Gui heard his words, and felt that it was true.

He looked squarely at the merits and karma around Di Wu, and asked in a vague manner, “what’s the matter with you?”

“I’ll talk about it later.” Di Wu went and sat down on the withered tree again, then patted beside him, “come, sit. First explain why you father and son pair tricked by my nephew.”

“That’s Yan Xuanjing’s fault, I’m only an innocent animal passing by.” Yan Gui jumped onto the dead tree and talked in an eloquent manner, “again, humoring my friend’s nephew, how could it be called tricking?”

“What did he humour you about?” Di Wu turned to ask Lin Mu.

Di Xiu also turned his head.

Now, Lin Mu also understood that the abnormalities that he had noticed in Milky those two weeks wasn’t a misconception.

He carefully recalled those two weeks, and realised that during that time, Milky hardly ever stood or sat. He simply laid lazily in the dog bed every day, and was either sleeping or on the way to sleeping.

If it wasn’t for Ginseng Baby taking him out to the mountains intermittently, Lin Mu would have thought that he could have slept till the end of the world.

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After pondering for a long time, Lin Mu couldn’t think about what he had been humoured about.

Because Yan Gui, this great monster, didn’t look dignified at all, and he couldn’t muster up the slightest bit of awe.

Yan Gui slouched lazily on the dead tree and said, “played toys with him, caught a Frisbee, throwing balls, catching pheasants, boars, or digging up spiritual medication.”

Di Wu ‘woah-ed’.

That was really humouring, Di Wu thought. After all, Yan Gui, this fox, had no sense of responsibility or patience unless he encountered some major event.

The previous one that had made Yan Gui sweet talk and accompany carefully was his wife, Yan Xuanjing’s mother.

“Why would I lie to you for? Can’t I be nice? At that time, I thought that if the two of you were gone, I would have taken the little Relaxed Emperor back to raise.” Yan Gui lazily said, “and just nice, your nephew and my kid had a good relationship, after going to the Great Wilderness and stabilising their power, they could go all over and play, en, really not bad!”

“We’re still alive.” Di Wu reached out a hand to poke Di Xiu’s small head, and then corrected him, “and your son doesn’t have a good relationship with my nephew, my nephew’s angry.”

“What do you mean by this?” Yan Gui wasn’t happy, and then flipped and threw the blame onto Di Wu, “isn’t my son your nephew too?”

Di Wu didn’t hesitate, “your son’s not my family.”

Yan Gui turned to look at his son: “Yan Xuanjing, reflect on yourself.”

Yan Xuanjing: “?”

You fucking with me?

Di Xiu grabbed onto the edge of Di Wu’s pocket, and made a gesture of sighing to the innocent little fox.

“Their relationship is good alright.” Yan Gui smirked, and the smugness in this voice was almost leaking through, “your nephew really likes my son, and also lets Milk……”

“I didn’t!” Lin Mu quickly interrupted the conversation between the two great monsters.

Yan Gui glanced at him, “no, you did.”

Yan Xuanjing had a rare moment where he agreed with his father’s words, and confirmed, “you did.”

Lin Mu covered his burning ears and once again emphasised, “I just like to look at Yan Xuanjing’s face.”

Yan Gui nodded, and was extremely proud, “those who like nine-tailed foxes all like their face. My wife really liked my face back then.”

Lin Mu: “……”

Damnit.

I really could tell.

These two are real father and son, couldn’t be faked at all.

Di Wu and Di Xiu had really lived in human society before, so they naturally understood what Lin Mu meant.

Di Xiu raised his hands and clapped them together, trying to support his son.

Di Xiu just thought that this scene was really damn interesting, and with a single raise of his hand pressed the clapping Di Xiu down.