v1c8 (1/2)
Translated by Lei
Proofread by Masadeer
How to Live in an Unfamiliar Place
“Ughh…”
‘Where am I…’
I heardas my consciousness flickered back, piece by piece
‘Is this heaven or hell? Ahhh, I don’t wanna open my eyes’
Judging from all of my past actions, it was 01 more likely that this was hell than heaven, so I didn’t want to check The only filial piety I had practiced since being born was sending my parents on the ten thousand dollar cruise vacation Besides that, there was that tiht in elementary school, the porn incident in h school, the ti the school field trip and beca I could say
And that wasn’t all, either With the wicked thoughts I’d had towards countless women, and the “eat fuck” I’d shouted at s and an endless 365 day course in hell
‘Why’s this so soft? And the fragrant srass is—?’
While I was sighing disconsolately because it seemed that female des from my senses swarmed in my head It was a bit difficult to think that this was hell, where sulfurous fla cold
‘Maybe it’s heaven?’
Even now, I could feel the hot knife on the skin of ht not be hell, but heaven
“He’s still not awake, huh?”
“Shh, he’s an injured person”
“As if! Hers!”
“Deron, stop that Dad told us, remember? That we have to be sympathetic to people more pitiful than us, in order to be embraced by the Neran, the Goddess of Mercy, e die”
“Don’t wanna! Rather than being happy after death, Deron wants to eat and play right now!”
‘Wh-what is this sound?’
Whileback to e They ords I’d never heard before on the Earth, but as if I had an automatic translator in my head, it was interpreted perfectly
“Deron, did Dad and I teach you to be like that? It’s not just you, everyone is suffering! But how can… you…”
A girl with a clear and pure voice couldn’t bear to continue and fell silent
“B-big sis Cecile, I’m sorry I just… wahh”
When the girl named Cecile fell silent, the boy that had seeized
‘The rascal, he’s a bit rude but looks like he was educated well Eh, wait Were they talking about me, just now?’
I had been listening in confusion, but soers treasured, a potion, was being called more pitiful than themselves
My eyes flashed open
“GAH!”
And then I screamed
“Ack!”
“Uwaaah!”
I wasn’t the only one who screamed The cries of the two people ere surprised byout in an unfamiliar hut
‘Where the hell is this! Uwaaaah! Why a in a place like this!’
It was neatly organized, but just one glance told me I was inside a house that reeked of poverty I could see the entirety of a bare, wooden hut that wasn’t even 350 sq feet There was a kitchen, if it could be called that, with a stove, a few big cauldrons, and a wooden table, and all kinds of ani on every wall
On top of that, there was a girl who looked to beat each other as we cried out, our eyes ith shock
“Uwaaah! He, he woke up! The pervert panties bro woke up!”
Ker-chunk! Without giving , the kid sla about ‘pervert panties’
“H-hi…”
Even during that, I collected irl, who happened to be quite cute
“…”
But what I got in response was an expression of horror, as if she’d seen a ghost or so Ker-chunk! While she was open-ed open
“Aaghh!”
“M-oodness, he really did wake up”
“Looks like the potion was indeed effective”
Several western woh clothes like I es st themselves
“H-hello there?”
I didn’t exactly knoas going on, but my life was definitely connected to this situation I stood up and greeted them
The blanket slipped down
“AHH!”
“AH, OMO! OMO!”
‘Agh!’
But aly enough, under the blanket, the only thing covering le pair of underwear I’d never seen before, e fabric
‘Where the hell am I?! Mother! Father!!!!’
I drew the blanket to my chin and earnestly called my parents
Like that saying that you could only be a faithful son if you did your military duty, I had somehow become a faithful son in this unfamiliar place
[T/N: Korean men are required to serve in the military for two years ]
“So you’re saying… this is Luna Village, a town in the territory of Viscount Fiore of Dapis Kingdoain with a voice that I didn’t realize was tre
“H lad I’ll say it once more I don’t knohere you’re froht you here This is Luna Village, in the viscounty of Fiore, of the Kingdoe chief, Aves Sigh!”
“…”
As if teaching a newly ade Chief Aves slowly explained, word by word The village chief who’d lost his front teeth took a deep breath, as if tired fro several times
‘O-oh , but I couldn’t collect my wits in this absurd situation
‘WHY, WHAT, WHERE…’
Countless questions raged instabbed by the Triad gangster, who claimed to have been Master’s disciple But I couldn’t redom or viscounty or whatnot, were unfamiliar terms to me
‘M-master, you—!! ARGHH!!”
There was only one person who could be the recipient ofe country… could only be Aidal, a two hundred year old Mage
‘fuck, then does that mean this bracelet was the key for dimensional travel?’
In this cold reality, once grains of rice were cooked into food, no aain I could surmise that the silver bracelet onsituation, was an agent of Master’s designs
I finally figured out what ‘a link that connects time to time and space to space’ meant
“Hans”
“Yes, Chief”
“Since it seeood care of hih!”
“I, I apologize, Chief Because of me…”
The one called Hans was a hairy, robust man in his late forties He scratched his head as he bowed deeply to the chief
“No, no Since when has our Luna Village becoenerous… It’s a shame that a potion was used up, but… it can’t be helped This is all within God’s plan”
Talking about God’s plan as if he were a saint, Village Chief Aves nodded
“Let’s go then”
“Huh?”
Saying that, Hans grabbedto the chief’s words, this late-forties mister named Hans was the savior of my life
“It’s tio eat food”
“F-food…”
Grool With the rowled loudly as it informed me that it was alive
‘If you were going to send me, then you should have sent hhhh!’
I knew that Master was a person who always lived without restraint, but I really hadn’t known that he was such an irresponsible person
‘I’ll definitely return! My paradise! My homeland, South Korea! Gaaah!’
The cries I couldn’t shout aloud!
Dragged along by Hans’ thick are chief’s house And then, I clenched my teeth and made a vow
I would definitely leave this ridiculous world and return to the Earth!
And I would definitely repay him for this day
‘T-this is food?’
The coarse wooden bowl that was put in front ofaround in a clear soup And a single piece of black bread that smelled like barley landed on the table with a heavy thump I couldn’t tell whether it was bread or a lump of rock
“Wow! Why’re there so many potatoes today?”
‘W-what’s with this ridiculous, wretched smell of poverty?’
Once I realized that the cheer bursting out of the kid naed in shock Just before I’d woken up, I had been eating luxury seafood dishes and a feast made by first-class chefs, but what suddenly appeared before me noas the smell of destitution
“Eat up Though it’s not much…”
With a face so hairy it could put a bandit to shaetic expression
“N-no, that’s not true Haha! These potatoes look sturdier than the ones I’ve always eaten at ho”
They were the saviors I was grateful towards for saving ered by Master’s irresponsibility If I were to co than human
‘Let’s give it a try’
Because , I pretended to be crazy and put a big spoonful of potato into my mouth
“Ohh! It’s good!”
‘How can it taste like this!’
It only looked like a clear soup with a few potatoes floating around in it But surprisingly, a peculiarly good taste filled my mouth
“I-it’s good?”
The blonde girl naood with expectant eyes
“Haha, it’s tastes just like the food my mother makes It’s truly tasty!”
‘It’s likely she’s got the potential to become a first-class chef’
I checked the inside of the bowl again, but truly, all I could see in the soup were the potatoes and a few slivers of vegetable
“Hehe, so even the pervert bro has fallen in love with ed by everyone here in Luna Village”
The kiddo was eager to spout praises about his big sis
‘But why does he keep saying pervert, pervert?’
“Hans, why does Deron keep calling me a pervert? Did I ?”
“Ah, that… that’s… well” Hans staht out
‘Why did Cecile’s face get so red?’
With Hans unable to answer, I looked towards Cecile in order to ask her and saw her flushi+ng bright red while looking straight down
“Woow! You’re really shahtforwardly?”
‘What?’
Now, the only person ould answer me honestly was Deron
“You don’t re?”
“P-panties?”
He was talking about underwear, but the translator operating in my head interpreted that as panties
‘The clothes I earing… geh! Surely not the flower print shorts?’
“Heh! How could a h he’s not a girl? When Daddy carried you in, you ale because of those bloodsoaked flower print panties! We were sure a perverted pirate was shi+pwrecked and got carried onto shore here!”
‘Bl-bloodsoaked flower print panties…’
My head rang dizzily The short pants that were called shorts by everyone in the 21st century werea long skirt even though the weather was quite hot
‘I’h!’
A kid’s eyes were accurate If Deron had judged ht have mistaken me for a pervert, too