Chapter 1 (1/2)
Topic: My roommate did that to me
Poster ID: I am a straight steel pipe
Content: As seen in the title. This is what happened
Level 2 [OP]:notes: OP = Original poster = MC)
My brother and I basically grew up together. We had been together for more than ten years. We practically grew up wearing the same pants and were closer than blood related brothers.
Level 3:
Please start your performance
Level 4 [OP]:
How should I put it. He has pretty good looks, has a calm temperament and is clean and tidy. Since young, he was very popular. When he was in middle school he would often receive love letters and everyday his desk would be filled with red and green paper, but he had never dated anyone. He said he didn’t have time and that it is too troublesome.
It would have been fine if this guy himself is single, but he had to drag me in as well. When a girl confesses to me he will definitely interfere with it. Fuck! Now I’m a little suspicious that he had long been interested in Laozi!
(notes: Laozi = Arrogant way of a guy to refer to himself)
Level 5:
Watching this
Level 6:
So exciting already?
Level 7:
Done what? Please clarify. [Smirk]
Level 8 [OP]:
The more I think of it, the angrier I become
Level 9:
Don’t panic, we are here with you
Level 10 [OP]:
The evening before, the entire dorm went out. It was understandable because we wanted to enjoy our last bit of freedom before school started but I fucking shouldn’t have competed with those rascals in drinking.
If it was just beer, then it would have been okay but they insisted on Baijiu. Things like Sprite and Coke were mixed in and one even mixed in goji berries!
Anyway, in the end I drank until I blacked out.
(notes: Baijiu – Chinese liquor that can be pretty strong)
Level 11:
I have a feeling that something good will happen [Smirk]
Level 12 [OP]:
And then, and then! The main focus is here!
Level 13:
Sitting here eating sunflower seeds
Level 14:
Sitting here eating sunflower seeds +1
Level 15:
Sitting here eating sunflower seeds +2
Level 16:
Those eating sunflower seeds below don’t post it. I’ll post for you all +10086
Level 17 [OP]:
When I fucking woke up, it felt like I had just gone through a war and my body ached all over. Laozi sobered up and noticed that I wasn’t in our small and old dormitory room [Black face] [Black face]
Laozi looked around the whole room and finally noticed that the bathroom door was semi-transparent. He then suddenly pushed the door open and walked out naturally while drying his hair with a towel.
At that time, I was still confused and casually greeted him good morning asking him why he was walking around naked.
As a result, that scum fucking smiled deviously while throwing his towel away and climbing into bed.
Level 18:
So to say, you guys are [Smirk]
Level 19:
Fuck. Covers face [Shy] [Shy]
Level 20 [Reply from OP]:
What are you thinking?! The poster above please straighten up your thoughts!
Level 21 [OP]:
Let me continue. At that time, I didn’t think much of it. I mean, it wasn’t like we haven’t slept together before but this time his hands were particularly mischievous. It kept on moving down to my waist.
Level 22:
Woah!
Level 23:
Wow, I actually made it to the live broadcast.
Level 24 [OP]:
Your mom, this Laozi was so uncontrollably ticklish. I immediately pushed his arm away and told him to cut it out. In the end, that idiot actually fucking reached in and touched this Laozi’s thigh!!!
Level 25:
OP are you sure it’s the thigh? It didn’t go in a few more centimetres? [Smirk]
Level 26 [Reply to Level 25]:
Fuck you’re so dirty! But I like it~ [Smirk]
Level 27 [OP]:
But am I someone that’ll easily give in? I immediately pinched him back.
Level 28:
OP, how did it feel? [Smirk]
Level 29:
Who barricaded the door? I want to get out! Get out!
Level 30:
Shocked! University boys actually do things like this at a hotel….
Level 31 [OP]:
Just as I wanted to fight back, I felt a strange but familiar sensation from where my hands were. As an adult man, it wasn’t like I haven’t masterb□ □ted before, but this…..em…..
Level 32 [Reply from Zhou Cheng Network Police]:
Hello, I am a police from the Zhou Cheng City Public Security Bureau. Your post consists of XX and XX content. In order to create a safe online environment, please delete it. Police advice: According to the “Public Security Administration Law”, “Computer Information Network: Measures for the Administration of International Network Security Protection”, using the Internet to publish or share XX and XX information is illegal and can be legally punished.
Level 33 [Reply to Zhou Cheng Network Police]:
Fucking hell hahahahaha!
Level 34 [Reply to Zhou Cheng Network Police]:
Fuck is it that serious?!
Level 35 [Reply to Zhou Cheng Network Police]:
You are also from Zhou Cheng! Comrade! Big brother, let’s talk more!
Level 36:
I want to know how the OP was caught by the internet police HAHAHAHA!
Level 37 [OP]:
Although we’re close but we were not close enough to help solve each other’s physiological problems. I awkwardly retracted my hands and even stupidly said to him, “Why don’t you take a shower first.”
Level 38:
HAHAHAHA OP you are so simple!
Level 39:
OP you sure are an idiot. You are worthy to be my internet friend!