Chapter 8 (2/2)

“What are you doing?”

“Supervising hi…” Gin watched Hughes’ face darken and forcefully changed his sentence. “…His study.”

Feisha gulped at the bloodthirsty look Gin gave him. As a sage had once said, a wise man knows when to retreat. Thankfully, there was a whole plethora of excuses he could choose from.

“I- uh, actually need to find Asa for something,” Feisha stuttered as he retreated a few steps. “I’ll just ask him to translate for me, haha…”

Looking at the pleased grin on Gin’s face, Hughes sighed, “Asa doesn’t understand our language, but you can ask Dea or Isefel.”

“Okay.” Feisha held the books tightly as he turned around to flee.

“Dea’s probably stealing fruit down in the warehouse, and Isefel’ll be swimming,” Gin helpfully called out.

Swimming? Feisha steps slowed to a stop as he gingerly touched his flabs.

“Could you point me in the direction of the pool?”

The pool in Noah’s Ark wasn’t so much a pool as it was a lagoon. This was Feisha’s first thought after climbing up thirty or so levels. Casting his gaze across the surface, he attempted to find a spot of black to no avail. The pool was very vast; the only way he knew it even had an end was because there was a wall on the opposite side.

Sitting down at the edge, Feisha started lazily flipping through the files. The language of the invisible folk weren’t invisible, but to him they might as well be. All he could see were circles and ovals- big ovals, small ovals, fat ovals, thin ovals. Some had compound shapes, like a little circle inside of a big one. After looking for a while, Feisha determined that the one that appeared most frequently was a big circle with four smaller circles around it.

“This must be the word for ‘the’.” Feisha’s future career as a linguist was bright.

His thought process was interrupted as a head of long black hair emerged from the water, dripping water everywhere.

Isefel walked towards where Feisha was currently situated on the ground.

Beneath his feet, was water.

Feisha sighed. Looks like it’s not only Jesus who could do that.

“Were you looking for me?”

Beads of water slid their way down from his hair and face, rolling off his shoulders and chest. Feisha felt a sudden wave of jealousy; these were realmuscles, smooth yet firm. He even had a six-pack.

With this kind of body, even the presence of two gigantic chicken wings on his back could be overlooked.

Feisha touched his own belly. The folds of fat almost felt like abs.

“Is this about the guests?” Isefel asked again.

Feisha forcefully tore his gaze away from Isefel’s chest and onto his face. “Do I need to pay to use the pool?”

“Staff don’t; customers do.”

Ah, privileges. This was another good thing about Noah’s Ark.

“But you need to purchase your own swimwear.”

Feisha thought about the rows upon rows of identical suits and underwear in his closet.

“I like swimming.” Even if Hughes had paid off half of his debt, he still had quite an amount outstanding and was in no position to make needless purchases.

“Hughes helped you pay your debt.”

“Yes, I know.” His 18k gold coins that went up in smoke…

“It was the full value.”

“…Eh?”

“One and a half thousand gold coins.”

“Why?”

Isefel remained silent.

Feisha felt the back of his eyes heating up. He had always been kind of annoyed at all the staff at Noah’s Ark because he’d been more or less kidnapped, but now that he thought about it Hughes had been nothing but good to him. Before, all of Hughes’ kindness had been dismissed because he was the person who first brought Feisha to this place.

But now, Feisha could no longer live in denial.

Isefel was about to re-enter the pool, but was stopped by Feisha’s sudden yell: “I want a raise!”

How on earth was he going to pay off seven hundred and fifty 18k gold coins without a raise!?

Translator’s notes

“The werewolf race almost went extinct, once. The hero that saved them was called Serena “Bunny” Moon, so to commemorate him the werefolk like to add something of the kind to their names.”

Yes, you heard me right – that’s a Sailor Moon reference. The name Hughes says is Tsukino Usagi to a T. You don’t even need Chinese for this – the kanji for Usagi’s name literally means Moon Rabbit, so I just took one of her many dub names. Inb4 sub>dub

“Because the Novem Union haven’t had a meeting for a long, long time,” explained Hughes.

Original Chinese: 九界jiǔ jiè (lit. nine worlds). It’s the name of the organisation, not unlike the United Nations. Novem means nine in Latin. It was going to be called the Union of Nine except that would make its acronym UN, which could get confusing.

“[…] You can tell by the way they made a rule saying that you have to call people assholes instead of bitches, […]”

Chinese first: 规定会员不能把色狼叫做色狼，只准叫色魔guī dìng huì yuán bù néng bǎ sè láng jiào zuò sè láng, zhǐ zhǔn jiào sè mó (lit. Regulations say that members cannot call perverts ‘colour wolves’, only ‘colour demons’). Going off the literal translation, you can probably tell that this doesn’t make sense, because it really doesn’t- the stuff in quotation marks are the meanings of the individual characters rather than the word itself. They actually both mean ‘pervert’, just written in different ways. In this context, the Liberation Resistance is trying to get werewolves to join by banning the use of the first variant. In English, the closest I could think up was the word ‘bitch’, because wolves are close enough to dogs, right? Right?

“This must be the word for ‘the’.”

Instead of ‘the’, Feisha (incorrectly) assumes that the character means 的 de. This character in Chinese is used in a plethora of different ways including but not limited to possessive form, ‘of’ and for emphasis. It’s a character that appears quite a lot in Chinese.

Looks like it wasn’t only Jesus who could do that.

Chinese: 凌波微步Líng bō wēi bù (lit. Ling Bo Micro-step). It’s a move from a classic Chinese novel with which the user can walk on water. There is obviously no English counterpart to this, so the comparison is drawn to how Jesus walks on water instead.