Chapter 1 Part1 (1/2)

Sorry for such a late update The translation wasn’t satisfactory It still isn’t, but I’ll have to edit it in the future Can’t keep the readers waiting forever

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Chapter 1 I didn’t know back then (1)

Norht novel,

The et a special weapon, a special skill, or in so a Goddess with hih)

Or in so et transported into a world that had a very priic In some other cases, the main character would actually reincarnate as a e to wreck shi+t

But, my dear readers, this is all fiction! It ain't real!

It works quite a lot like fiction in kdramas You don'tshoulders with them on the street We all know this is all just bull No way these rich kids would be eating shi+t oden in a random food cart, or eat out at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant Nope, that kind of stuff never happens in real life

I don't know specifically what kind of steak they eat, and in which 5-star hotel they eat it at, but I know for sure that these people don't go around food carts eating cheap food Ah well, I suppose the part of the dra soendary creature that was an orphaned beauty ent through all kinds of hardshi+ps in life Well, whatever Back to our talk about the bs in fantasy stories Take a look at this load of bull In a lot of light novels, es of the world they reincarnate in hell, even in our world, there are hundreds of different languages that get spoken in one continent Why would the people in a different dis all universally speak Korean? Well, in reality, they don't Because of this, I had to spend five years ofhow to speak Nore of three, and learn horite by the age of five

I becae of ten My parents almost decided that I was hopelessly stupid by that tie their minds with my math skills

But this was a world that recognized kids as aas they could add and subtract pretty well People in enius at math because I was able to e I had other than e in coone to shi+t I spent half of my life in a place called school, but in the end, the only thing that beca how to add and subtract… Truly, the Korean education systeain, I was reminded that fiction, in the end, was fiction

Yeah,what a chair looks like, and knowing how to s The specialized tools to h i just a chair is this hard, how un? Even if you knohat guns look like, hoould you create the parts of the guns? If you don't have the skills, all you have are drea that already exists, it just ends up becoination!

In the end, I decided to inherit e I accumulated in school was useless, but the skills I accumulated in the military weren't! As expected of Korea's brutal ! Korea's most advanced form of weaponry, the shovel, applied in just about any situation!

My skills in using the shovel almost made my father say ”you truly were a child born to shovel!” Really, all !

…I used to have those moments in life

When I was thirteen, my parents passed away

The reason? An evil wizard's experiment! …that wasn't it

The whims of a corrupt noble! …that wasn't it either

The de the demon season! …Nope

Their true cause of death was electrocution An evil wizard blocked a ic spell from the hero, and the remnants of it happened to bounce off to my parents

Just like the innocent cars that rando a car chase,to pay taxes and sell their crops in the city

To think I'd be this unlucky… I wondered for a bit how I should lead my life as the new family head, but in the end, I decided to farm After all, the country still paid ht? I still have land and crops to back me up!

…There was a tiht that, too

”Hohoho”