Chapter 10 - Morning After (1/2)

Sigyn had a magnificent surprised face when Theoric told her about her blessings and even more so when he explained who Gaea was.

Sigyn- ”You're telling me I slept with Gaea? And I have milk because of a blessing from the Yggdrasil, how do I not know about this?”

Theoric- ”Well it seems Yggdrasil is s.e.xist and prefers females over males, so that's why even Odin doesn't know about it, Yggdrasil is aware of what men are and what they do, so it took steps to make sure the one blessed didn't receive problems because of it,

at least that was what Gaea told me, I think it learned from the mistake with Idunn after seeing how much crap she's going through being the only one able to pick its golden apples.”

Sigyn frowned- ”You shouldn't call Yggdrasil a s.e.xist.”

Theoric scoffed- ”It only blesses woman how is it not a s.e.xist?”

Sigyn looking serious- ”Stop calling it that or you will no longer be able to suck my b.o.o.b.s.”

Theoric paled hastily replying- ”I'm sorry, please don't take away my supply, how will I survive?” he whimpered.

Sigyn giggled- ”Alright you can stop.” as he took her hands and kept kissing them and asking for forgiveness.- ”I wasn't really mad, I was just afraid that if Yggdrasil heard you, that I'd be cut off or something.”

Theoric hearing this went ashen, he got down on his knees and kowtowed to the direction of Yggdrasil- ”Oh great Yggdrasil, you don't need to concern yourself with this pitful stupid mortal who had eyes but could not see your greatness, in atonement I will make sure to spread your great teachings across the universe.”

Sigyn snorted- ”What great teachings?”

Theoric with a deadpan face with full seriousness said- ”Of course the teachings of the power of b.o.o.b.s and their greatness.”

Sigyn rolled her eyes before recalling something important as she shot up- ”You said it's been a week? We are supposed to be getting married today!”

Theoric looking at the time relaxed- ”It's still early morning we haven't missed anything.”

Sigyn started pouting- ”What do you mean we haven't missed anything? This is an important day, I have to get ready and look my best when the king comes to wed us, you also have to go get ready and look your best, do you even have an extra pair of that armor that was destroyed?”

”Of course, but now I have to commission for a new one so I have another backup.”

”Good, now shoo, shoo, go get ready and make sure you look your best if you want me to say I do,” she said forcing him out the door.