Chapter 80 – XuanYuanSword’s Plan (2/2)

XuanYuanSword glared at DraognSword and co. “How hard would it be to find women with your identities? Why did you have to harass them? Although doing that’s not too big of a deal in real life, nobody cares who you are in real life in the game. Now you’ve got shit on. Losing a level each must feel great, right?”

“I won’t let the God Familia off for this!” DragonSword gripped his new weapon tightly and roared.

“Idiot, if it was real life, then we can still take revenge, but how are you going to do it when it’s game? You’re not going to let the God Familia off for this? Can you even afford to piss them off!?” XuanYuanSword scolded in disappointment. “Look at who is in God Familia. Just HeadofGod himself will be tough to deal with. He’s third on the assassin rankings. What does that mean? That means that he can fight a few of us and even if he can’t kill any of us, he could still easily escape. What’s more, there are two more in the top 20s. There’s also TheFugitive. No matter who these 12 master assassins want to kill, even if it’s the number one of the hero rankings, he will still die. How are you going to deal with them? With numbers? Do you think they’re stupid enough to not run away?”

DragonSword’s face flushed red as XuanYuanSword continued to scold him. He wanted to say something, and his mouth moved a little, but he didn’t manage to utter anything in the end.

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Meanwhile, Fatty didn’t actually know what they were saying, since he was now the target of a Fire Cloud.

It wasn’t actually him being careless. He was pretty safe in stealth despite his slow speed, but an unfortunate fool in front of him was killed by some fire rain attack by a Fire Cloud, and when the fire cloud rained down near Fatty, it broke his stealth.

“Hello!” Fatty stood up, waved towards the Fire Cloud, then activated Invisibility.

However, what he did not consider was that the Fire Rain skill was actually an area of effect attack which covered an extremely wide range. Thus, after a few steps, he was revealed once more.

“Motherf*cker, Lord Fatty gives up, alright!?” Fatty cursed, then sprinted towards the depth of the valley.

The Fire Valley was extremely hot and was nearly devoid of life. The only thing that was plentifily in the valley were rocks of different sizes. Fatty quickly hid behind a boulder, while the Fire Cloud circled around in the air and rained Fire Cloud.

Since the Fire Cloud attacked from high up in the air, Fatty was unable to reach it with any of his methods. He even tried to call Wheat out to attack, but when he saw the damage Wheat did, he immediately pulled Wheat back into his pet inventory. Wheat’s damage was even less than the monster’s natural health regen.

Fortunately, despite the Fire Cloud having a high attack and wide attack area, it was rather slow for a monster, so around Fatty’s normal movement speed. Thus, Fatty activated acceleration and left the monster behind. Unfortunately, he ended up catching the attention of a few other Fire Clouds, so it took him quite a while before finally being able to escape.

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A while later, Fatty finally returned to Stealth. He cannot afford to be careless when wandering around a place like the Fire Valley. Yet, due to the Fire Clouds chasing him, he already lost his path. He tried to read the map he bought, but after a while, he was still unable to identify where exactly he was. After all, the map was only hand drawn and not that detailed.

Thus, Fatty could only contact TheFugitive. He asked for their location and realized that he needed to go over a hill to get to them.

“Oh? That’s…” After a while, Fatty saw a red sky above him. He quickly walked over and saw countless fire bullets rain down onto the ground with several Fire Clouds dancing around.

“Huh? An enlarged Fire Cloud? No, damn, that’s the Fire Cloud boss monster Fire Cloud King!” Fatty suddenly realized what was going on. So this is the Fire Cloud King’s territory, one of the locations that’s marked as being extremely dangerous.

Fire Cloud King: Gold boss monster. Unknown Level. Unknown strength. Unknown skill. The only known skill is an area of effect magical Fire Ocean that can insta-kill a Level 25 rogue.

What’s going on? Why’s the Fire Cloud King so pissed? Fatty pondered for a moment as he watched the monster fly around the sky and rain down Fire Rain. Then he realized it. Someone was fighting the boss monster!

“Damn, they’re actually hiding here trying to kill this boss monster,” Fatty chuckled. “Alright, let’s take a look and see if Lord Fatty will be willing to help you.”

He crawled on top of a huge boulder then laughed. Man, mah best friends are all here. XuanYuanSword, DragonSword etc. They’re all around!

“Hah, so that’s what they were planning,” Fatty snorted, then called TheFugitive.

“What? XuanYuanSword led his people to fight the Fire Cloud King? F*ck, I knew he was dishonest, he said he would come and fight us and actually chose to leave us hanging! Head, what did you say? Oh, got it. Brother Grub, Head told you to watch them first. We’ll head over after we’re done. Let’s all help Myriad Sword kill the boss monster together. Mhmm, don’t worry, I know someone’s eyeing us. We’ll be fine.”

Fatty stopped worrying after hearing TheFugitive’s words. He looked over at XuanYuanSword and co. then thought to himself. Go on, keep fighting. When you’re nearly done, Lord Fatty and mah bros will help you guys pick up your corpses. Hehe.