Chapter 35 – Selling Equipmen (2/2)

“Shhh, don’t mess with her. That girl’s damn feisty. Be careful, she might beat you up so much that you can’t take care of your business,” Fatty warned TheFugitive softly.

“Fiesty’s good, fiesty’s reaaal good. I like feisty,” TheFugitive’s eyes lit up. He stepped forward. “Greetings ma’am. This one is called TheFugitive, I was formerly on the leaderboards with you, but this one was merely at second place. I wonder how many years has it been since your birth? Are you married? Do you have a good impression of a grand and handsome man such as I?”

“Oh, so it’s Mr. TheFugitive. Greetings. The fact that Mr. TheFugitive was able to stand out from countless players and be ranked second on the leaderboards can truly display your strength, “Liu Lan’s expression changed for the better as she curtseyed towards TheFugitive with a bow.

Fatty could clearly sense that TheFugitive was getting light headed.

“I wonder if I will have the chance to play a game with you?” TheFugitive asked.

“I guess so. But there is something I haven’t done yet, so I’m afraid I don’t have time,” Liu Lan smiled with a hint of hesitation.

“What is it? Please do tell. This one is untalented, but is willing to do anything for you,” TheFugitive took another step forward.

“Hehe, it’s nothing big. I will date you if you kill this fatty. How about that?” Liu Lan giggled.

“You’re evil!” Fatty exclaimed.

“Uhm…” TheFugitive considered it for a moment, then let out a long sigh. “Fine. Brother Grub, just endure it for your bro’s happiness. Just end yourself. I will always remember you.”

“Oh wow, this is hoes before bros!” Fatty finally discovered what TheFugitive was truly like.

Then, the three of them burst out in laughter.

“Alright, let’s stop messing around. Brother Grub, did you sell the City Construction Token yet?” TheFugitive asked after he finally stopped laughing.

“Not yet, I’ll auction it in public after a month,” Fatty chucked Wasp Sting back to TheFugitive. When he noticed that Liu Lan still seemed a bit angry, he quickly tried to calm her down. “Don’t be angry. Fierce Dragon TheTalent only took my low-tier goods. I saved the good ones for you.”

“Heh, that’s more like it,” Liu Lan smiled. “Give it to me immediately.”

“Then the price..?” Fatty rubbed his hands.

“I won’t rip you off,” Liu Lan was slightly annoyed, but still found the situation funny. This fatty’s still so obsessed with money. Heh, would I really take his items for nothing?

Fatty led the two to his storage in the bank, then picked out a set of knight equipment with items ranging from Level 8, 9 and 10. Liu Lan naturally took them for herself, then chucked Fatty a gold coin.

“You said you won’t rip me off,” Fatty held out the gold coin in a troubled manner.

“I didn’t. This set of equipment is only worth one gold coin in my eyes,” Liu Lan defended herself.

“Oh lord, have mercy on this poor soul,” Fatty clasped his hands and held the gold coin between his palms with a tremble, while he forced a few droplets of tears out of his eyes. “I woke up very early and finished late every day to get these drops. I slept later than dogs, and woke up earlier than roosters. What’s more, I did more than oxen and ate worse stuff than picks. I worked so hard to finally get all these, and now I’m being exploited. Oh God, is there still justice in this world?”

“Alright, damn fatty, keep pretending,” Liu Lan kicked him. “This lady has no money, so do as you see fit.”

“Then use yourself as mortgage,” TheFugitive immediately suggested.

Fatty looked at Liu Lan for a moment, then nodded, “That’s not too bad, even if she is a bit ugly.”

“DAMN. FAT-TY!” Liu Lan gritted her teeth. “If you call me ugly one more time, then I’ll go over to your home right now and…”

“What? You’re going to do that to Brother Grub at his home?” TheFugitive exclaimed. “How about I just take the loss and help Brother Grub take it instead?”

“You two. Ugh!” Liu Lan was annoyed to no end, so she decided to just completely ignore the pair of rogues.

Meanwhile, the two shameless rogues chuckled at each other.

“Fatty, I really don’t have much money. I needed to ask Xu Quan for the money to learn my skills. How about I pay you RMB?” said Liu Lan.

“F*ck, you really don’t think much of me,” Fatty waved his hand. If I really wanted to sell it for money, then I would have just sold it to Fierce Dragon TheTalent.

“That’s more like it,” Liu Lan smiled. Although she didn’t lack that amount of money, buying it and being gifted it were two completely different feelings.

“Damn, I’m losing so much,” Fatty muttered quickly.

“What did you say!?” Liu Lan frowned as if she was going to go on a rampage once more.

“Hey Fuge, where should us rogues go and farm?” Fatty immediately changed the topic.

“Mass Grave’s not fun at all, we can’t get to the lower levels and the Skeletal Knights do have too high health. Let’s go to Butterfly Ridge, there are monsters ranging from Level 14 or 15 to thirty or forty. The butterflies have low health, low defense and weak attacks, but they do have rather high dexterity. It’s perfect for us rogues to farm. What’s more, a lot of girls are catching butterflies there. We can chat up girls and farm at the same time there. Hehe,” TheFugitive’s eyes were shining brightly.

“Alright, let’s go to Butterfly Ridge,” Fatty decided.

“I’m going too,” Liu Lan immediately said.

“It’s the divine farming heaven for rogues, why are you tagging along?” Fatty was speechless.

“Because… None of your business. I just want to go!” Liu Lan argued.