Chapter 6 – Furious Rooster (1/2)

“We normal peasants, are so happy today[1. This is the lyrics to this song: ]!” Fatty hummed as he arrived at the village’s entrance. Wow, you guys, do you guys have any morals? So many of you are surrounding a single hen. Oooh, damn, that’s karma.

Wait, why does it feel like something’s missing? Oh yeah, where’d the rooster go?

“Hey dude, where did the boss blocking the entrance just now go?” Fatty stopped a random player and asked.

“It left,” the player hurriedly ran outside without looking back.

Left? Fatty muttered his heart. Then, he jumped up and sent a hen flying back with a kick. The hen struggled a little before turning into a corpse in midair.

“Cock-a-doodle-do.”

A familiar sound rang out by Fatty’s ear. He was completely shocked, but still slowly turned around. As he expected, a huge rooster appeared in front of him.

“Hey dude, didn’t you leave? Why did you come back?” Fatty greeted the rooster, then ran away.

This time, the rooster acted smart. It immediately rushed over to block off Fatty’s entrance to the village, causing the Fatty to only be able to run away from the village.

Seeing that, the rooster crowed towards the sky energetically, then chased after Fatty.

“Kill the boss, get the drops!” Fatty repeated his former tactic and shouted as he ran.

Some of the surrounding players all stopped what they were doing, and pointed at Fatty.

“See? I knew it was all this obscene Fatty’s fault. The rooster retreated the moment he left,” an elven archer pointed at Fatty as he ran around shouting.

“F*ck, I was going to reach Level 1, but it was all gone because of him!” A dwarven warrior glared at the sprinting Fatty in anger.

You got killed when you wanted to take advantage of the situation. How’s it my fault? Fatty complained in his heart.

“Guys, come over and look! He failed to kill the chicken and is getting raped now,” another player teased.

“Oh, hurry, block that Fatty’s path. Don’t let him run,” three beastmen suddenly appeared in front of Fatty and blocked offFatty’s path in a line.

“Damn fatty, let’s see where you’re going to run now,” War Shield of the Beastmen Team laughed sinisterly.

“F*ck,” Fatty wanted to run around the village a few times, and find a chance to run back into the village again, but now that he was blocked by the three beastmen warriors, he immediately understood that he wouldn’t be able to return, so he turned around and ran even further away.

“Chase me if you dare.”

Fatty ran towards the east, and towards a huge grassland. The grass was green, and waved with the wind, creating a beautiful, rural look.

Fatty ran for a long time on the grassland, and watched as his Vigor slowly dropped. I won’t even have the strength to fight to the death if I continue to run. So, he could only stop and turn around.

“Damn it, just what sort of vendetta do you even have against me anyways? Did I rape your wife or sleep with your mom?” Fatty bent his back, and pushed his hands against his knees as he panted.

The rooster was also tired, as it panted heavily. Its bright feathers were also in a complete mess. In all honesty, the rooster was rather speechless in its heart as well. You killed so many of my concubines, I was just going to peck you a few times and let off some steam. Why did you have to run so far? I’m tired even if you aren’t! But I can’t exactly go back like this, I did promise my concubines...

Meanwhile, Fatty suddenly recalled the Appraisal skill he had learned earlier, so he immediately used it on the rooster.

Furious Rooster

Level 5

Notes: The evolution of Enraged Rooster. It is a twice mutated boss.

“Level 5!” Fatty jumped up. “Damn system, are you f*cking messing with me? A chicken boss is actually level 5, and it’s a mutated one at that!? How is this a rooster? This is a f*cking chicken guardian spirit!”

Yet, what Fatty did not know was that the rooster boss was originally level 3, and its name was just Big Rooster. However, due to Fatty killing too many hens by himself, the rooster was enraged, and then mutated once. That increased its level by 1 and changed its name to Enraged Rooster. After that, since Fatty escaped into the village, then exited it and kicked a hen for fun, the Enraged Rooster targeted him once again, which triggered another mutation. This time, the mutation also increased its level by 1, causing it to become the level 5 Furious Rooster.

Cock-a-doo… The rooster crowed, flapped its wings, then charged over.

Ugh, I can’t fight it, so I’ll dodge! Due to the brief break, Fatty’s Vigor had increased by 2, so he then began to ran around the grassland once again.