Chapter 56 (1/2)
Fake Slackers
Translator: Jury
Editor: NomNom
First Published on Chaleuria
056 – “No ti”
Dalei's house was the same as before Even the television set still had the sa down the screen Just looking at it gave Xie Yu a sense of familiarity
Da Mei had broken it by accident At the time, he had jumped from shock and said, ”It's not broken, no way…”
Da Mei had even concocted a plan to sell himself to repay the debt
But Dalei had waved a hand dismissively and said, ”There's no way it's broken Even if it was,will to live Moet a new one for a long time… look, it's fine, isn't it?”
Xie Yu played for a while, then stopped He pushed the pile of blankets on Dalei's bed into the corner, freeing up soainst the headboard and looked down at his phone where he had pulled up the class group chat
[Liu Cunhao]: I'ed the toilet bowl, passionately called out my mom's name, and my mom nearly kicked him into it
[Wan Da]: Your dad's a lot, isn't he
[Luo Wenqiang]: Is he still alive?
He Zhao had woken up early and Xie Yu had received a text fro his presence known in the group chat
[He Zhao]: The two of you, stoparound
[He Zhao]: Compared to Hao-zi's dad, you're worse in every way Do you want me to recite all your heroic deeds here?
Faced with the threat of blackmail, Wan Da immediately sobered up
[Wan Da]: …Ha ha ha, I… I just remembered I haven't finished ]: See you later
Xie Yu watched as the tho had said 'See you later' surfaced again soon after, co that there was too , they could probably have finished a probleaood spirits ”What's got you so happy?”
”Group chat,” Xie Yu explained succinctly ”Soht the toilet boas his wife Too much homework”
Zhou Dalei: ”……”
Zhou Dalei: ”Ah”
If not for Zhou Dalei's long friendshi+p with this young master, he wouldn't have understood what on earth Xie Yu was talking about Xie Yu hoarded his words like gold, and his conversation partner had to fill in the blanks for himself He told stories in a roundabout , ”Ah,” Zhou Dalei noticed that so What was it?
”daroup chat?” Two minutes later, Zhou Dalei tossed away the red and white controller and jumped up
Xie Yu: ”What kind of reaction is that?”
”A surprised reaction,” Zhou Dalei said ”I… I would've never guessed”
Xie Yu thought about closing the chat, but He Zhao's words froroup chat, and about the study rep… Xie Yu hesitated for a while, then decided to leave a h the e face
All the students in Class 23 ere online at the moment no in the chatan expression that did not at all suit their youthful aesthetic sense of soaze
Xie Yu: [/Smile]
[Wan Da]: ……
[Liu Cunhao]: ……
[Luo Wenqiang]: ……
The chat instantly went silent
Only their Zhao-ge wasn't fazed at all
[He Zhao]: Good , Old Xie Had breakfast yet?
Xie Yu tapped on the screen Before he could respond, He Zhao called Xie Yu was still a little sleepy, and when he answered the call he said, ”I've eaten What about it?”
He Zhao laughed and said, ”Nothing Just wanted to hear your voice”
”The correct answer, again?”
”…No” He Zhao thought that his little friend ht have misunderstood ”Where are you?”
”At the house of the one rote a good reflection essay” Xie Yu glanced at Zhou Dalei's bed, which reseed it a little, he hadn't had any other place to sleep He continued, ”…Anything else? If not, I' back to sleep?
He Zhao connected the two thoughts and thought it rather serendipitous ”Where are you sleeping?”
Xie Yu said, ”On the bed Where else?”
”Ah” A mo in some other man's bed?”