Chapter 54 (1/2)
Fake Slackers
Translator: Jury
Editor: NomNom
First Published on Chaleuria
054 – what to do when boyfriend doesn't study
The exam room was quiet, even as people played their little tricks
Old Tang walked toward the podium, unaware that the moment he passed by a row of desks, wads of paper filled the air
”No answers” He Zhao's palm was empty; no little note this time Xie Yu's hand was cool He Zhao said, ”I wanted to do this last tilass
After a while, Xie Yu asked, ”Are you done?”
He Zhao said, ”No”
”……”
”Let er”
Xie Yu paused He was speechless, but also a about to walk past the stopped in front of He Zhao's desk for severalat He Zhao's answer paper, the creases in his forehead growing deeper and deeper Finally, he sighed, his expression complicated as he looked at the answer sheet which was full of writing on both sides ”……”
When Old Tang had gone, He Zhao poked Xie Yu with a pen ”What was that about?”
”Zhao-ge, look doard at the answers you wrote down,” Xie Yu responded ”You really don't know?”
Xie Yu helplessly thought that this idiot probably truly wasn't aware
As a student with grades so bad even eight bulls could not pull his grades to the passing line,¹ He Zhao likely even had full confidence that he had answered well
Thethe e, your couplets didn't work I got uaranteed pass' couplets back to He Zhao ”Keep them for yourself”
”I think they don't work, too,” He Zhao said as he picked up his phone ”During the first literature exao ask the seller”
Xie Yu wasn't sure what his boyfriend was doing ”Ask the seller about what?”
”Ask hiht”
”How else are they to be used? Burn them and drink the ashes?”
”Surely not that evil…”
The group discussed it for a while before the seller replied 'If your heart is true it ork'
'If your heart is true it ork' He Zhao pushed the couplets into Wan Da's hand again ”Shall ork on our eht, Why does it see with hiht, I'll try again this afternoon”
The exams lasted thole days When the last paper was finished, everyone felt only one thing: exhaustion To help everyone relax, Liu Cunhao put on a coh, the classroom still silent, when Liu Cunhao finally asked anxiously, ”Why aren't you laughing? Isn't it funny? Cheer up”
Wan Da said blandly, ”Turn it off I really can't laugh By the way, Master Ling Hui is currently the person I hateslumped on his desk ”I need to carefully considerand enthusiastic ”Thisit?”
Xie Yu went out to take a phone call
Last night, Lei's mom had asked him when his exams ended, and Dalei had immediately called after the exa in an alley and stubbed out his cigarette when Xie Yu picked up He switched his phone to his other hand and said, ”Boss Xie, you're done with exaether Aunt Mei learned so theh, Dalei turned and clicked his tongue at so around? Hold it right there If I don't kill you today I'll write ht Xie Yu asked, ”What's up over there?”
”Nothing” Zhou Dalei walked out of the alley and the coot the guts to steal in this neighborhood I'll show hiether”
Xie Yu understood ”Don't hit too hard”
Dalei kept walking and seehtened his spirits ”Boss Xie, do you reht to chase the petty thief? da what the hell had happened”
Xie Yu leaned against the wall, gazing through theinto the classrooh he had returned to the familiar small street where the Coh
He was a little dazed
It had happened quite a few years ago One night, in the -ma's house
The thief had crouched under theoutside, not daring to ju-ed lady could be this powerful Pots, pans, and dishes rained down on hih to wake everyone who lived on her street ”Thief! Thief!”
The petty thief also had not iined that he would not be able to escape He ju the pipe by the side of the house, but had not even regained his footing before a slipper crashed into his face
Lei's own, took the slipper off her other foot and yelled fro? I'll beat you dead”
A night of chaos
They had chased the thief down three blocks
Xie Yu and the other kids had been part of the group, too, running here and there
That su the thief over to the police, they trapped hied for ain”