Chapter 38 (1/2)
Fake Slackers
Translator: Jury
Editor: NomNom
First Published on Chaleuria
038 – Push-ups
The 'Crossdressing Big Bro' hurdle was probably one they wouldn't overco, Liu Cunhao and the others used the class computer to look for skirts ”How about this one? There's lace, so it looks princessy… roo with this ood Looks seductive”
Luo Wenqiang, who had no affection for such things: ”……”
”The one above that Scroll up” After the tussle with Xie Yu, He Zhao bent down and righted his chair with one hand, joining in on the fun ”Not that one Scroll up”
”Which one?” Liu Cunhao scrolled up for a long time and didn't see any that fit the bill, so the e, did you see wrong?”
Then He Zhao showcased his taste in wo back at all ”Third froood”
On the screen was a peony floral-print sheath dress, a dogshi+t reen
”Why are you looking at me like that?” He Zhao sat in his seat and looked at the projector screen, then at his deskood one?”
Liu Cunhao and the others were shocked into silence by this unbearably tacky dress and He Zhao's textbook terrible taste A thousand words stuck in each of their throats
Xie Yu said, ”Don't you have any sense of this at all?”
He Zhao said, ”I think it's fine If this were a dressup gaood score”
”A Renht to speak here”
”Believe ht…”
”Bright?” Xie Yu sneered, drawing blood at once ”The aunties at the flea ht blocks in the dust”
When Xie Yu finished, Wan Da started clapping ”Well said Exquisite”
Liu Cunhao: ”A like for Yu-ge”
He Zhao: ”……”
After He Zhao's farce, Luo Wenqiang's e forces had leveled each other out Now he felt that the romantic princess dress and the maid uniform weren't that hard to sto clenched his hands into fists and endured the pain ”Then, then let's go with the one froe, well done!”
Wan Da had clearly overthought things Recalling what had just happened, he now thought that He Zhao had intentionally looked for the ugliest outfit to provoke the gym rep He shot He Zhao a thumbs-up and said with respect, ”You still have the most impressive tricks”
”I'll take the compliment” He Zhao was very confused but he was fairly well-practiced at carrying on a conversation After he said that, he bent close to Xie Yu's ear and whispered, ”What's he praising me for?”
Xie Yu pushed his head away; he wasn't in the mood to talk
After the last class of the day, everyone packed up their bags and prepared to go home as the student on duty cleaned the blackboard
The live-in students were more concerned as for dinner He Zhao had been h the last class period, and he even slipped out to
Recently, the Gold List Restaurant had started a school delivery service and had sent a text to their custo list to let the, then asked, ”Where do you want to send it? Which roo, s around him as he sprayed air freshener on hie with one hand stuck in his pocket, standing in the corner of the stairith his back to the wall
”Zhao-ge, what are you doing?” Shen Jie walked over, still spraying
He Zhao turned to glance at hiht, he said into the phone, ”And a fish, too,” then pulled the phone away and met Shen Jie's eyes ”What was the name of that fish dish you ordered at the Gold List?”
Shen Jie responded, ”Ah? What fish? The one that got overturned on the floor? Stea” He Zhao reported the name of the dish, then continued, ”My little friend likes it”
Shen Jie's hand jerked ”…Wow, da and the deliveryman happened to call at the same time
He Zhao went downstairs to collect the food There were hardly any people left in the classrooone to the cafeteria to eat and only the student on duty was still here cleaning
The classroom was much quieter now
Xie Yu sat there, extre Near the end of class he had told Xie Yu, ”Stay right here and don't go anywhere” Before he finished, Xie Yu had already stamped on his foot
The last class period was one over the new formats for the questions in the next monthly exam, but not in much detail
Xie Yu was bored anyway, so he wrote down the solution steps on the notes app in his phone, then pulled out a piece of scratch paper and started to draft it
He had just one pen At the baptisrounds at the previous monthly exam, he had discovered that nearly everyone was short so materials, whether an eraser or a 2B pencil Some didn't even have a pen to answer the questions with
The group had traded supplies back and forth—I save you and you save me—and some people even wrote their exams with the lead refill for a mechanical pencil
Xie Yu had probably dropped his pen one too , so he tossed it and looked on He Zhao's side of the desk for a different pen to use
In order to hide that he was playing phone games in class, He Zhao's side of the desk was quite ether