Chapter 31 (1/2)
Fake Slackers
Translator: Jury
Editor: NomNom
First Published on Chaleuria
031 – Grandpa? More like grandson
After Xie Yu finished speaking, He Zhao didn't say anything for a long tiht the conversation would end, He Zhao suddenly said, ”As for me I'm damn suave”
The two lay shoulder to shoulder on the quad, both their positions sloppy They were so tired they didn't have energy to expend on worrying about appearances He Zhao lay spread-eagled and felt like his body teher than the surface of the quad
Xie Yu didn't have the energy to mock him; he was quite i as if to kick him, butposition
He Zhao continued, ”Really Have you seen anyone more suave than me? In this world of people, to be able to meet so”
He Zhao: ”Even the pen spirit said there wasn't anyone, no?”
Xie Yu re self-study period when they'd suh
”Of course there is Who says there isn't?” Xie Yu suddenly thought of playing a joke He looked at He Zhao, then pointed at hirandpa Me”
He Zhao: ”Grandpa?”
Xie Yu answered, ”Yes, grandson”
”You, e ofdihed and went for Xie Yu's collar, pretending to be fierce He didn't control his strength properly, and he didn't expect Xie Yu to just lie there and let hi
He used too much force and pulled Xie Yu's collar wide open
Xie Yu's complexion was pale and his skin was soe of pink peeked through frohtly and slender, so beautiful it was alluring
”Noho's taking advantage of whoo”
He Zhao let go, sat down, and stayed stunned for a while Then he lay back down and forced out, ”You… you have a good figure”
Xie Yu replied shts in He Zhao's ot what he was annoyed about
But he still felt hot; froht chest, there was a warmth he couldn't describe
It burned, a little
He Zhao wasn't sure what he was thinking of, either His lanced down at his pants
Xie Yu wasn't aware that He Zhao's thoughts, after taking several twists and turns, had run very far away He lay down and looked up at the sky for a while and shut his eyes when he got sick of it
The surroundings were quiet He heard He Zhao's breathing
He also heard He Zhao's heartbeat, overly fast, that still hadn't slowed down
A moment later, Xie Yu closed his eyes and asked, ”Your heart is beating fast Are you very tired?”
He Zhao wiped his face and wasn't sure how to reply ”Ah, yes… tired fro had run about ten rounds and collapsed on the ground roughly half the courtyard away fro et a drink, and picked up two -crazed classh the courtyard to He Zhao and Xie Yu He squatted and passed them the drinks ”Wah, the two of you… fifteen rounds? You really ran fifteen rounds?”
The drinks were ice-cold, e a chill
Xie Yu said, “Thank you”
He Zhao sat up and took the drink He twisted open the cap, angled his head back, and gulped more than half of it down “Aren't we impressive? Are you scared? He said fifteen rounds, so fifteen rounds it is”
“I now revealed his intentions in co the autu-distance event”
He had changed the subject too quickly and He Zhao couldn't react in time ”Ah?”
This was the first time someone had invited Xie Yu to participate in a teaym rep really was overenthusiastic: if the sports ht away and they hadn't even been infor shook his head and said, ”Ah, life passes by in the snap of a finger”
Xie Yu: ”……”
He Zhao: ”…” Bro, you're too enlightened for us
After chatting for a while, they got up and went back to the classroom
As they walked down the corridor they noticed several classes were in uproar The calm facade wasn't sustainable and erupted into chaos
”So noisy” Passing by class 8, they noticed that Shen Jie and soer in his ear in order to avoid the direct assault and said, ”Why is our classrooht? And so silent? Not our usual style, at all”
As He Zhao spoke, he pushed open Class 3's back door
Ascreen and it was about halfway through
Class president Liu Cunhao hadbeside the podium; the moment there was any movement outside, he'd move thewho caain ”I wondered who it was Coo to Wan Da No take-backs once you've bet”
The blinds were shut so tightly there wasn't a single crack for light to peek through The lights were all off, too They'd really created the atmosphere of a mini-theater
Xie Yu didn't understand ”What are you doing?”
”We're guessing who the murderer is” Wan Da introduced the movie to the a wager, sir?”
”No, no This isn't fair to me and Old Xie We don't even knohat happened in the first half” He Zhao then gave praise: “But I have to adood business sense”
The class celebration didn't last even half an hour before Dean Jiang broke it up hiht! In the time it took me to mark the exa grumbled all the way from class 8 to here “Class 8 treats their classroom like a KTV, and you all use it as a movie theatre Very creative, all of you! Do you even knohat grades you got? How can you be so happy and excited?!”
He Zhao bent close to Xie Yu's ear and said, “Either e're about to die Might as well die happy”
Dean Jiang pointed at the last row “What are you talking about with your heads so close together? Fifteen rounds wasn't enough?”
He Zhao was about to say, “We weren't talking,” when his good deskht-up back-stabbed him Xie Yu repeated what He Zhao had said just now
The whole class broke into laughter
“If you have a death wish, then I'll grant it for you” Dean Jiang was furious beyond belief “He Zhao, you get out of class Stand in the hallway”
He Zhao was used to it, and sca still see He Zhao outside to await his punishot tired of standing and took several steps back toward the classrooainst the doorframe of the back door and chatted with Xie Yu ”Little friend, you're not very loyal”
Xie Yu returned the courtesy: ”You're very annoying”
”……As for the phenoht of ahad talked all the way fro, all the students here will feel a neake-up force”
A wake-up force
Right now, they were veryto kill
The next h the dor The tune of 'Loyalty to the Country' exploded into everyone's ears
”When the fiery smoke rises I look at the vast land towards the north, the roaring of the dragons and neighing of the horses~”
”I ahty China should be~”¹
Passion pernificent and ah to awaken hot-blooded patriotism within every man of this country! The neakened sense of duty and passion for learning was set to boiling!
At six in theerupted
They climbed out of their beds, so hurried they didn't even bother putting on their slippers They pulled open their doors and said in tacit synchrony, ”fuck!”