Chapter 8 (1/2)
Fake Slackers
Translator: Jury
Editor: NomNom
First Published on Chaleuria
008 – You're dashi+p which all ht over, had been discarded just like that at the foot of Wild Boar Mountain
Zhu Dalei felt that his heart had been pierced by a sword and coroup of internet-addicted teens ame craze nearly rushed up to snatch Uncle Officer'scommon sense held theht him Don't seek death You absolutely definitely have to restrain yourself
The officer pointed to the screen again, where a wild boar was currently pacing back and forth beside the glowing Pangu God Sword ”It's just a virtual object I'aht values Let's continue on the topic of a harmonious society A harmonious society…”
After a half-hour civics lecture, theirwords, ”harmonious society,” which turned circles and flowed back and forth in theirWhile no one was looking, he plopped down on the ground
Zhou Dalei happened to gli”
Xie Yu patted the ground beside him and said, ”You sit, too”
”……” Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds and shrugged ”I don't dare I' into athered My fragile soul can't take that kind of hit”
Xie Yu: ”Progress”
When the officer was more or less finished with his educational attehed twice to clear his throat and yelled, in the manner of an army officer, ”I ask, you answer What is a harmonious society?”
No one answered
They had just listened to a whole spiel about a harmonious society, but no one had told them to jot down the main points and prepare for a pop quiz How could they reed to listen to it all while squatting
”It's, it's… it's…?”
The word, ”it's,” was saidwith e tiroup several times and landed on someone for an answer ”The pacifist froet sleepy while listening His eyes were half-lidded, and only when his name was called did he look up: ”Me?”
The officer said, ”Yes, you Answer”
He Zhao didn't even knohat the question was He glanced left and right and no one looked like they were about to remind him He scrambled for a while and then answered, ”I pick C”
Because of He Zhao's answer, everyone's reflection essay length increased from 2000 words to 3000
The environment in which they had to write their essays was really awful Desks weren't even provided; they had to write against the floor Xie Yu put the paper over his knee and his pen poked a hole in the paper when he used a little extra force
Every few lines he wrote, he would poke a new hole in the paper When Xie Yu got to the second page, he finally frowned in frustration ”fuck”
”Don't get frustrated, friend Relax” He Zhao was opposite Xie Yu, and his posture while writing the reflection was very relaxed His writing was so frantic the words alhtly and calmly: ”Life is like that There will be many obstacles you'll never even expect, but we can overcome… fuck! fuck that shi+t, this paper is so thin? I didn't even pull at it and it ripped”
Xie Yu looked up and saw that the A4 paper He Zhao had been holding doith his hands had torn nearly in half The content covering it made one wonder if they really understood Chinese By the look of it, he had tried to write an entire line in cursive
He Zhao pulled out a new sheet of paper and set it on the ground A guy next to hi' of his, and leaned over to stare at it for a long time, then tutted in amazement: ”I say, how do you write so fast? What is all this?”
He Zhao said, ”Isn't it suave?”
Xie Yu: ”That self-confidence of yours is hard to co and came over to chat, too ”Hey, handsome devil, I hear you're their leader?”
He Zhao stopped and looked up His collar ide open and a piece of jade hanging on a red thread around his neck fell out with his movement It was a simple shape, a round peace symbol ”Leader? Surely not We ether”
Now that the violet weapon had been tossed, everyone hadAnd besides, they were sitting here suffering together; surely this was fate But Zhou Dalei still couldn't help asking, ”You helped steal the violet weapon?”
”I don't have that il by the secret boss's spawning point for three days without sleeping or resting,” He Zhao said ”But I really can't face those guys It was indeed my idea It was just a joke but I didn't think they'd really be so dedicated”
Hearing that group of people say they wanted the Pangu God Sword but couldn't beat the hidden boss, he had casually said, ”Then steal it”
He hadn't expected that it had really given them new ideas
Zhou Dalei didn't quite understand ”But, before we fought, you still came out to taunt us?”
He Zhao said, ”Since you wanted a fight, then we should have a proper fight, right? The atht, so I came to fix it Friend, I really didn't have any other intentions”
Zhou Dalei: ”……” His words just seee
Xie Yu: ”Then, really, thank you”
He Zhao: ”No problem”