Chapter 396 The Recap that will end all Recaps (1/2)

Chapter 396 The Recap that will end all Recaps

[Asteria]: To all the hooratulations to all of you! You have all been blessed by my presence! Hahaha, now come and prostate for me! Come here, and lickabout? Shouldn't we be doing a Recap chapter now? Why are you suddenly insulting the readers?

[Asteria]: You're askingthem just because I can!

[Alex]: It's because of that attitude of yours that many drop this book Can' you improve your attitude, even by little?

[Asteria]: Ha? You want me to follow the whims of the readers? hell no! If they don't like me, then they can drop this book! I don't care if they read this or not!

[Alex]: Are you sure? You know, the author will be just wasting his ti if only few reads his work You don't want the author wasting his tiht?

[Asteria]: Hmph, ite reason that some drop this book was because of the author himself! He has no consistency, and he just introduces new plot points whenever that he can! Does he not know that doing that will saturate this novel? No wonder some of the reviews on this book came from bots…

[Alex]: Shh Don' tell that to the author He will be saddened by that

[Asteria]: Heh, it's too late now He can see our conversation from his laptop!

[Alex]: Why don't we just do the Recap already? The author wanted to write a Recap chapter, so wetime? Hmph, the author only wants to write a recap chapter because he was still too lazy to start Volume 7 Heh, I think he is not even sure on how to start this voluain?

[Alex]: I think it's about a uess that's what the author is thinking right now…

[Asteria]: Hooy I had heard a lot of stories like that before Is this ho the author had fallen already? Has he fallen so low that he's now copying ideas fro about the author already Even if he's good at receiving complaints, I am not sure if he can withstand your barbedtime' already!

[Alex]: Good So just like e have agreed before, you will be the one to start this After all, you can get the attention of the readers more

[Asteria]: Fine… I will start the Recap But hooive me 3 jars of honey later! If you don't, I will have a tantrum that will be worse than Sierra's!

[Alex]:

[Asteria]: …

[Alex]: …

[Asteria]: Ehem, so for starters let's tell the readers what this recap will cover Alex, take it away!

[Alex]: Wait, what? You want me to speak already after short intro? Asteria, you little bit-

[Asteria]: Oi hooman, I started it already, so now you should continue it!

[Alex]: Tsk, you really are a scummy fairy Do you think that just because you are my Guide that I will let you off from all that you did? Hmph, I will make sure to properly discipline you later!

[Asteria]: Hehe, why don't you just zip your ry, you know? He needs to eat already!

[Alex]: …

[Asteria]: …

[Alex]: You damned fairy Just you- hoooh… Calu Calm down, just calm down Okay… I am calm already Hoooh… okay, let's do this!

[Asteria]: …

[Alex]: Good day to all the readers of this novel! If you are still here, then feel free to read this recap! This will help you remember the events in the previous volume! This will also help you save time!

[Asteria]: Hooman, that cheerful voice sounds creepy Can you tone it down a little?

[Alex]: This recap will cover the events that happened in the Volume 4 and Volume 5 of this novel, with the focus mostly on the characters Don't expect this to be detailed, as the author is too tired to make it detailed Just be satisfied hat is here, ok?

[Author]: Please be satisfied…

[Alex]: After the thrilling events in the Superhuht by the Endless Monarch at the Four Moons World There, ere given the Mission to discover the truth about the Calamities There are so these tinificant to be said here Just remember that I kicked a lot of ass here!

[Asteria]: …

[Alex]: With my power and et through the Calaave them a chance to discover the truth about the Calareat definition of ass kicking!

[Asteria]: You said that you kicked a lot of ass? Are you sure about that? What about the people that you fought on the Moons? Can you really say that you kicked their ass?

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