Vol 1 Chapter 1 (1/2)
Chapter 1 – Color of The Smoked Boar
When the sun set, moment before the moon replaces the sun role in the sky, I was revived like there is nothing happen and came back to ‘Valhalla Kitchen’
“Ah, Sei-kun, thanks for the hard work Hoas the water temperature today?”
“Oh, Chef Head, aren’t you being too discrete? Although I arateful for your concern but that kind of half-heated temperature was the worse The fact that I couldn’t die caused ”
“Oh no, what a disgrace! I was planning for the suitable water temperature that would allow you to “po-ku” and die iot daed Guess I still need more research, haha!”
“What are you laughing at? This is not so funny!!”
“No, actually it quite hilarious Let’s recap the dialogue just now, if you “po-ku” and die, you will become …… a pork “po-ku”, then pork “po-ku”, hahahaha! Isn’t that fantastic?”
“I a here, it will cause me to think about the hot water in the pot
Ignoring the cheerful Chef Head, I looked up at the pot on the stove The stearance that flew out aroused er
“Wait, why arance?” This sentence is both logic and illogical That is because the meat inside the pot is o Wait you still do not understand? Actually this is a simple matter Let
I, the dark brown boar “Sæhrí i, let h I have died normally, I am able to resurrect without any problem which is this mysterious trait But it’s not a simple matter of resurrection, my ability is: after it activates, there will be a new body born with all my memory and experience beside the corpse
Lord Odin was surprised when he first heard of this ability He even said, “This re”
I was curious after that so I went back to iveFroolden Goddess of Vanir, which has the ability that allows her to resurrect no matter how many times she dies
This h I’m not sure what circu a ‘ht, I have no time to take care of other people proble’ as I share the same situation as her
I am able to work in this kitchen because I areat because ’ have one condition, that is: I can only be revived once per day This is the reason why there is anotherpot
Actually inside the pot is a special creation bythe necessary ingredient in the pot and after the moon had risen, it will automatically be cooked which is a very convenient ability
That is not the only specialty of the pot The pot had been blessed with aas the moon is up on the sky, the food inside the pot will never decrease” You can eat as much as you can before dawn
Normally I am only able to serve to fit a few people’s dinners but due to the e a’ ability, every dinner is able to settle without any problems
Before I arrived in ‘Valhalla’, there had been a lot of livestock sacrificed every night up until now This redient It could be said that e that ‘Valhalla’ faced, which is what I though
“To be frank, Sei-kun, how are you today? If you are not feeling well, you could go rest If there is no problem, I would like to ask you for some help?”
“I’o work noas just halfway done transferring the dessert; I need to finish it”
“It’s okay I will ask so is, I would like you to go find Hayes[1] Since the mead have not been delivered yet”
“Understood I would go find her now” To the , no, the me who had died once, I have another duty as to make sure that there is no problem for the dinner
Other than thethat the banquet must never ever not have — that is the drink which is also the alcohol Especially in this banquet the alcohol that nized as the drasil
To describe how delicious it is, other than Boang, the God community number one customer, Lord Odin would not touch any other alcohol But after he had tasted theand this is how delicious it is
This a ti, this is because it actually co Wait this is not the correct way to put it In ‘Asgard’, there are a few ani me that can use the power of rune to transform to a human form Similar like me who is a boar, she is actually born as an anioat
It seems like I just arrived at her workshop
‘Ding Dong’, ‘Ka-cha’
“Hayes, how is the situation of the meaaaaaaaaad!!!!??”
“Who is it? Ah, Sei-kun, it’s you, do you need anything?”
“That is my line!!! Why are you naked and you are also in your human form?”
“Hayes can also change? To human form?”
“I a about this! Won’t there a lot of problem because you know the mead is from your um… b…bre…breasts!!”
The mysterious white fluid that squeezed out from the nipples is the true identity of the mead Before this, I reoat foraveI wonder if this is because my mind-set as a boar is similar to a human
“Is there any problem for me to milk it in this way?”
“It’s not about whether it good or bad First it seeet about it! Then how is the effectiveness ofin human form?”
“Ah…It see is a bit slower in the human for it in this way though”
“Eehh!! This is the first ti it in this way?”
“The guys fro it in this way, the s”
“By underlings you uys! Hayes, you must not trust what they say so easily!”
“Actually …… Lord Odin also requested for it to be done in such a way”
“That pervertED old h he is not around, I cannot believe I just said soe toward the Lord Odin Oh… Lord Odin, please forgive me……
“I don’t care! Please don’t do it in this perverted way anys!”
“Feelings again?” Hayes who felt confused rested her shoulder and gave a sigh It’s okay even if she is confused This is because in her huirl In addition, she has big breasts! Do you understand what itbreasted loli Actually just by standing here is already a cri this kind of things There is a high chance that she will be captured and lockup by perverts forever This is why there entleman like me who can protect her
“Sei-tan, thank you for worrying about me”
“That is obvious Doesn’t entleman to you?”
“As thanks, let me treat you to some fresh mead”
“Is it really okay? I am so happy; I only drank a few drop to experience the taste only It feels like a dream for me to be able to drink the first batch of the fresh mead”
“That’s great, please help yourself” After that was said, to suit ht, Hayes kneel down and put her breast in front of my eyes
“Um… What am I supposed to do?”
“Please drink it directly from the nipple This is because once it’spoured into the cask, the odor from the cask will be mixed with the mead which is why this is the best way to drink it directly from the nipple……… said by Lord Odin”
“That SUPER PERVERTED old e… Lord Odin, I beg for your forgiveness again, let just say that I won’t be able to respect you anymore
After successfully getting the precious mead, I delivered the cask of mead to the kitchen “Thanks for your hard work! Wait, Sei-kun why are you the one doing the delivery! I just asked you to help check on her situation only, you can leave the delivering to the others”
“It’s okay, I sort of used to doing this already”
“Are you sure you really don’t mind about it? Since you are so motivated… Just put thehappen? It see speed is very slow recently”
“A… that is because…… there is so from tomorrow I think
“Are you sure? That fine…ei? Sniff Sniff Sei-kun, why do I smell the scent of the mead from your body Don’t tellit?”
“Impossible! This is the precious mead you kno could I possible do these kinds of rude things like drinking directly from the cask?”
That right, I swear to God that this is true This is… it isn’t bad for ht… which is what I though
“Actually Chef Head, there is so more important than this Hoas the meal?”
“Eh? Hehe, you will see it in a moment As you can see all the dishes have already prepared Now it just left for us to welcolass
“The knives and forks are arranged in a very neat way”
“That is of course Today we have change ourcalled a full western style course ant for those heroes whose brain is full of muscle”
That is correct, coht see for the menu today Well there are days where the chef is quite dedicated in their cooking …… And I am just a trainee
“It see Sei-kun, aren’t you going to look for Brynhildr-sama? This is the only time where you have the chance to talk to her”
“Ha ha! How can I be the one who goes find her voluntarily?”
“How could you say that? I don’t think she will o talk to her before they pour the mead?”
“That right… Then I will go find her”
I used a disgusted feeling to glance back at the Chef Head who’s looking atto the pantries which is just beside the kitchen Inside there are nine fe the mead cask on the cart which I just delivered
They are the female Goddess, the Valkyries who descend to the hu the souls of the dead heroes toward Valhalla is their job If Lord Odin gave the order, they are allowed to join the battle to interfere with the fate of the heroes, which is to kill the hero that they desire directly These are the type of shady job that they do
Even though they already have a very iht they have another type of task It is to serve the Einherjars mead
The so called Einherjars are the dead heroes that were gathered by the Goddesses Each individual of the Einherjars is talented in martial arts and they received medals from the battles and wars in the mortal worldThus, most of them are very proud of themselves Moreover, they havebecause of the invitation to ‘Valhalla’ Some of them even treat the Goddess as a servant
“I really wonder if you still reuys up here This banquet is done due to the goodwill of everyone here” I unconsciously spoke my dissatisfaction out
At thismy voice
“Who is it?” The first to spoke out in a stern voice is the eldest of all the nine Valkyrie, Brynhild who is wearing a cyan color amour Ah, as usual today she is so beautiful and adorable… That’s not it, I have to respond immediately!
“Please hold on! It’s me, Sæhrímnir!”
“Sæ? Ah, Sei-kun I’m sorry if I startled you”
After knowing that the voice of the suspicious person was mine, Brynhild-saentle sh of relief and their expression also calmed down
“Are you doing the preparation for the toasting?” I simply asked Of course, I just want to have a conversation with Brynhild-sama alone only but this is impossible as this place is so crowded
“The preparation is alh I always said this but I still feel that this is very troublesome…”
The one who answera brown color arth purple color hair with the appearance as a young girl Even though she looks like most childish out of the nine sisters, the way she speaks is si is, she est out of all the sisters
“Sei-kun, let put this aside Why do I feel like the menu for today is different from the usual? What happened actually?”
Using unhappy eyesight to stare at rune-sama Her body is wrapped in blackarated eyes that leave a deep ih I did not talk much with her before, but it is very easy to notice that she is a tsundere
“Well… This is all decided by the Chef Head Today, we are serving the fa which is the full western style course meal Thus, everyone is busier compare to usual, if possible, do you mind if I help you in the mead part?”
“Huh? We don’t need your help and since you have already co any extra things”
“Is that so? I a you”
“Why are you thinking like that? Who worries about you! I just thought that youentrusted with the simple yet important task… Wait… I said that because I just don’t want you to cause as any trouble when you are so tired! Just to , okay!”
Siegrune-sa with mead quickly Ah, this is really the typical tsundere routine
The banquet is going to start soon, there is no point for me to stay here if my help is not needed It would be better if I leave than interrupting the The moment when I turn around and leave –
“Ah, Sei-kun Please hold on”
There was someone behind me who requested me to stay The owner of the voice is none other than my idol Brynhild-sama
“Yes, is there anywhen I asked
Brynhild-sa, she whispered to ht?”
“Of course I aht! It is so AWESOME!
Every day, I practiced on answering different kind of situation just to hope that there will be an invitation like this one day Finally, after waiting for so long, I finally have a chance to say it!
“Are you really free tonight? It seems like you responded quickly”
“I am really free! I will even make myself free if I’ency ht, I will also make myself free!”
“You can’t just absent from that, it’s serious”
“Ah, yes” She is being so serious which is also one of her merit
“Then Sei-kun, after the banquet ended, can you come over to my room?”
“Brynhild-sama’s room?”
Wow, this is so invited to the sacred zone, the hall of the Goddess, ‘Vingólf’!
“I will inform the situation to the beloved horse, Grani-kun Please find hiuide you to my room I will see you later then”
After saying that, Brynhild-saest sister, Rossweisse-sa canteen
“No nonono, this is really so…” Due to the over shock and over excite and like this I floated back to the kitchen After seeing me in this state, the Chef Head showed a worried face for no reason
“What happen, Sei-kun? Don’t tell ot broken?”
“What are you talking about Chef Head? I have a very happy face with a big smile!”
“How could I even know the expression of a boar? But if you can laugh, that ood, you should be happy on ave you the final push to talk to her”
“It is as what you said Thank you very much, Chef Head If you need any help in the future, do not hesitate to ask ive you the push that you needed”
“That is not what I rateful for that push”
I would notas I am able to repay the debt Overall, our job as the kitchen staff is finished for tonight To relieve my eyes, I went and look at the cute Valkyrie-sama with their work for a short while After that, I went back tofor the promise time with Brynhildr-sama
Even though I a resurrected still wear me out
After a few hours, when it was alht, I jumped out from the bed Even the continuous noise fro my nap
“Let see now Ah, it almost the moment of the full moon”
By looking toward the dark sky froard’, the moon, will beca back to her room by now
I heard froarðr’, that the ard’ is very special in the perception of the Chef Head This is because in ‘Miðgarðr’, it takes a whole month for the ht in ‘Asgard’
The so called sunset at 6pm in the huin as a Newhis hand up toward the sky, theCrescent moon, First Quarter, and then it will beco Crescent moon and finally it will disappear as the New moon When it is almost 6a in the sun to take over the moon role
By following a fix and correct set of regulation, there is a non-stop cycle for the day and night, this is the routine for the world that do not have any seasons
“Okay Let’s go!”
To the me as just reborn, it is unnecessary for me to check my appearance Moreover, I could not even comb my hair alone
After co out from my room, I walk toward to the top part of ‘Valhalla’ in the world tree, Yggdrasil My destination is ‘Vingólf’ but it is a foolish act to walk toward there
For your infor place, it would take me around two hours for me to run a lap on the outer side even if I try ed to walk out of ‘Valhalla’, there is still the land of the palace, ‘Gladsheiólf’ is located on outside of ‘Gladsheim’…
If I depend on ht to reach there Even though it quite big and the style is quite nice, but the scale is too large and it very inconvenient This inconvenience can be solved easily by using Yggdrasil To be more precise it is the ‘void’ that can be found on the trunk of Yggdrasil
In the void of the world tree, there is a rainbow color glow that could be found and it is known as the ‘Rainbow void’ It is the se that connect the human realm with the God realht, I am able to teleport to other places of the God realm
But… by using the ‘Rainbow void’ it is so like a one-way ticket as I cannot use thisback So it is your own responsibility if you want to use this, thus do not forget about this thing
“It’s fine, as long as I can go there anything is fine Who know, I ht be able to stay over there… Hehehe” I could not believe that my brain is tainted until this point
All I have to do is just think of the nao in my mind and step inside to the “Rainbow void”
“………!? Yes, I h it’sit”
I closed both of my eyes due to the daze froht in front of la my first visit to ‘Gladsheiarden of the Goddess living area ‘Vingólf’
“InInside here is where Brynhildr-sama could be found Not only Brynhildr-sama, the other Goddess also here There is also the super idol Goddess, Freya-sas …!!”
The place is actually an area where males are restricted to step in, a forbidden area that could not be trespass The moment I step in here, I feel likeh, Sæhríentleman spirit Calm down, take a deep breath… This is i toward h, I need to be cal very fast After it have calm down, the moment when I try to sneak in secretly,
“Hey, what are you doing here!”
“Ah! I am sorry, I am sorry, I was just possessed by my immoral!”
“Ha? A grey boar… that mean you are ‘Sei-kun’?”
“Yes… do you know me?”