Chapter 5 (1/2)
Chapter 5 Bodhisattva and the Script
Monk Yuan suffered an extreme shock
Lord Jellyfish was discussing the Diamond Sutra[1] with Monk Yuan
”If all for a for, because of being fabricated are unfettered Yet with the Prajñā there is a barrier[2]
Monk Yuan went fro respectfully, his attitude changing to becohtforward, and it only took Lord Jellyfish ten minutes
Hua Ji at the side was listening until both his eyes grew round, he co
At last he pushed hirade tea leaves, brewed the it over
At this ti the teacup, crisply asking, ”What object is this?”
Monk Yuan said, ”Teacup”
”What object is inside this?”
”Tea”
”No, there is nothing inside” Lord Jellyfish said, ”All forms are unreal”
Monk Yuan tightly furrowed his eyebrows, before they relaxed after half a beat His face was filled with respect as he said, ”Many thanks for senior's guidance”
After that, he respectfully left
Hua Ji reverently looked at Lord Jellyfish, cautiously asking, ”What were you guys talking about just now?”
Lord Jellyfish slowly turned his head, revealing the laptop behind him
”We weren't talking about anything”
Hua Ji wordlessly stared at the screen of the laptop where it showed a Baidu article debating the Dia, ”Y-y-you…… you couldn't have been reading off the article?”
Lord Jellyfish had largely already lost all hope towards Hua Ji's IQ
”Using your Zhong Hua people's words, I am a monster, he is a monster exterminator, why in the world would I research the Diamond Sutra?”
Lord Jellyfish closed the Baidu article on the Dia up the information and forms left behind by Monk Yuan
”Your ement had become quite strict, it's unlike the past”
Hua Ji drily said, ”The country's been founded after all…”
Lord Jellyfish waved his tentacle, , ”Yet in the past, countries were constantly founded, but the Imperial Households of the past didn't record down the monsters
The other tentacle flipped through the form, Lord Jellyfish said, ”Even need to attend an exam”
”That's right, when's all said and done, right now Zhong Huatheir lives Wanting to remain in the human world, they must pass an exam, not allowed to arouse the panic of the ordinary people” Speaking until here, Hua Ji hurriedly said, ”In the past when I was doing the audition, you dripped water, al yourself in front of Director Yu”
Lord Jellyfish nodded its sht, I know, Next time I won't let other people see me”
Pausing for a beat, he said, ”That person as acting out the scene with you is surely not an ordinary person, his life-force is orous than an ordinary person's
Hua Ji waved a hand, ”He's fine, he's a cultivator from the sect, part of the cultivation world like us”
Lord Jellyfish said, ”He has evil intent towards you, can I eat him?”
”……” Hua Ji sed his saliva, shaking his head, ”This is also one of the reasons an exam needs to be taken Monsters need to coulations set to target us monsters
Lord Jellyfish displayed his understanding, ”I will carefully study it”
After the talk today, Lord Jellyfish ulti on the keys, flipping through pdfs Four tentacles flipped through the information left behind by Monk Yuan, the other two tentacles even picked up the reh the television
When Hua Ji saw this scene, although he couldn't fully understand as going on, it see
The next day, Yan Hu Die gave hi hi for him to look it over
Hua Ji e, usually you would directly send it over ah”
Yan Hu Die said, ”Hehe, now there's nobody who dares to go over to your place”
Hua Ji felt especially proud, Lord Jellyfish's fame spread far and wide ya!
”That is, this senior is really powerful” Not waiting for hiale him with the story of how Lord Jellyfish scared Monk Yuan into retreat, he heard Yan Hu Die saying, ”Yesterday the Mystical Protection Department's (Mystical Creature Protection Department) Department Head visited your apartave a call to the Supernatural Management Office's director to take leave to return to Mou forest temple The news just spread out today, apparently he raised a small realm[3]
Hua Ji was stunned
”Now, the news outside is that on your trip out of the country, you brought back a senior Bodhisattva” Yan Hu Die's tone carried faint traces of ridicule, ”It's even a big Bodhisattva that can help people raise realms”
Hua Ji frantically said, ”But you saith your own eyes, he's a monster ah, a monster!!”
”So what if he's a ed to defeat Buddha” Yan Hu Die unconcernedly said, ”Word has it that this senior Bodhisattva of yours is the protector of Buddhist law by the side of one of Zhong Hua country's historical great reat master it is”
Hua Ji was already completely speechless
He said, ”Who's the banker?”
Yan Hu Die said, ”Tiger Meng You know that he has a casino in Macau, the bets are really large”