Chapter 49.1 (1/2)
Seeing the wooden tracks fall apart plank by plank, not only was Tang Mianmian screaming, but everyone else couldn’t help but start as well.
“Ahhh!”
Once the wooden track under the roller coaster fell apart, wouldn’t both train and people fly out? Damn it! This was a full dozens of meters high fall! If they fell directly from this height, their souls could definitely reach heaven in an instant!
At this time, the roller coaster was still climbing, but no matter how the four people behind screamed, the two people sitting in the first row seemed to be unable to hear them at all. Not only did they not turn back, they even boldly let go of the hand bars once again and opened their arms excitedly, apparently intending to enjoy the weightlessness and excitement of the moment when the roller coaster swooped down.
Tang Mianmian’s face became more and more pale. He was so anxious that he was sweating all over. “What do we do? What do we do? We’re going to fucking die!”
Xiao Tangqiu also turned pale. If the average person found a broken seat belt on a roller coaster ride, he would’ve probably fainted. Tang Mianmian, a coward, was calm enough to persist until now. But as of this moment, he didn’t even know what to do. Originally, Tang Mianmian was planning to climb towards the guardrail as Xiao Tangqiu had suggested. Although it was dangerous, he had no choice but to risk it. But now, the wooden track was falling apart and the only way out was gone!
Was he supposed to sit here and watch Tang Mianmian die? Moreover, even if they only relied on the safety belt when the safety bar failed, their safety wasn’t guaranteed.
Seeing that the roller coaster was about to reach the first peak, Xiao Tangqiu was filled with worry. He really had no choice but to gnash his teeth and pull out his special skill.
“Sexy Streamer’s Live Stream Channel!”
As soon as Xiao Tangqiu opened the channel, a barrage of comments swept across like an avalanche, giving him a taste of the popularity he had back then. However, when he carefully looked at the contents of the comments, he was immediately depressed.
“I bet ten holy waters that the streamer will die!”
“I bet 20 cinnabars that the streamer will be able to hold out until the end this time!”
“Streamer you got this ahhhhh! I also bet that he will survive this!”
“The streamer’s face is too dark! Even if he survives this, perhaps he’ll die in the next one! “
……What the hell were these people doing?! It was already at this point! Why were they still betting?!
Did anyone care about his life? If he really died, this channel would no longer exist. Let’s see where else they could go to watch such exciting scenes after this!
Xiao Tangqiu was flustered. Fortunately, at this time, someone finally saw that he was in need and extended a helping hand.
“Strangely enough, I feel happy watching how unlucky the streamer is all the time. I hope he will bring us more happiness. Mr. Streamer, here’s a divine artifact I have just discovered!”
……What does “hope he will bring us more happiness” mean? Didn’t this imply that he hoped to see his bad luck persist?!
Xiao Tangqiu pursed his lips. Thankfully, the words “divine artifact” saved him from collapsing at once.
Divine artifact!
What divine artifact?
Forget it, no matter what divine artifact it was, as long as it is useful, it was a good artifact!
Xiao Tangqiu never expected that he would get a divine artifact this way. It was actually in his most critical moment! Was all his years of bad luck building up to this one moment? Could it be that his plug-in that didn’t work for so many years finally connected at this moment?
Xiao Tangqiu’s blood was surging and he was ready to take the artifact and go to war. Suddenly, he felt something in his hand.
He looked down excitedly and couldn’t wait to see what artifact he got. However, after seeing what he had in his hand, his heart suddenly grew cold, all that hot-bloodedness immediately cooled down.
A backscratcher.
Yes, a backscratcher; a yellow backscratcher.
One of those long, thin backscratchers used to scratch your back.
The point being, “Don’t Ask For Help”.
Tang Mianmian turned to see Xiao Tangqiu’s backscratcher with a face full of despair only to become even more desperate. “Qiuqiu! We’re already at this point! What are you doing with an old man scratcher? If you scratch a little before you die, does that make you happy with losing your life?”