Chapter 90 (1/2)
A little bit of time has passed between now and when I washed my body off in the water.
I started a fire with an ignition rock and ended up waiting listlessly for my clothes to finish drying. When they were finally dry, I headed down the other path the redhead girl told me about, the corridor.
「Wow! There are so many!」
I looked around the room at the end of the corridor. It must have been the size of who knows how many Earth gymnasiums and it was filled with an incredible variety of edible monsters.
Even saying that, I don’t actually know if all of them are edible to humans. There were bug-like monsters that I had never seen nor heard of, reptilian monsters, and other sorts of creatures I had never thought of as edible before.
The monsters weren’t trying to leave the room. Some of them looked my way, but none came to attack me. There was another Safety Torch in the corridor, so it should be safe from the monsters.
Such a setup in the middle of a dungeon wasn’t exactly surprising, but the gazes of the monsters made me tense up even though I knew they wouldn’t attack.
Even after I cautiously entered the room, they made no move to attack me. They probably only aggro if you attack them or get too close.
「That one’ll do.」
There was a Grateful Boar standing right next to the entrance, so I quickly sliced it down and dragged its giant body back to the safety of the corridor.
I was worried that when I attacked a single monster all the rest would attack me together, but that didn’t end up happening.
I still had plenty of meat left in my pack from previous quests with the guild, but I wanted to see if the redhead girl was telling the truth and it’s always good to restock when you can.
Nevertheless, I now know for sure that the corridor leads to a dead end.
None of the monsters I saw close to the entrance were particularly strong, but further off I spotted a Gigant Giant, a Marsh Hydra, a Paralyzing Moth-Crab and even a Darkblood Tarantula. All sorts of monsters who would be the final boss of a normal dungeon were gathered together in that room.
If I faced any one of them one-on-one, I would undoubtedly take heavy damage and still might lose. To face them all together would be suicidal.
When I took down the Grateful Boar, I could feel their killing intent turn toward me even from so far off. No, to call it killing intent would be egotistical. It was the feeling of an ant watching a human decide whether or not it would be worth the effort to kill it, and it made me break out in a cold sweat. Even if I went and got more EXP and raised my level, I would still be killed instantly. That was the gap between me and them.
My original plan had been to snark when I got back to the Safe Zone, to ask the redhead girl if she was going to say I got chased back by monsters again. But having seen that room, I didn’t think my joke was funny anymore.
Comforting myself with the thought that at least I got more monster meat out of the visit, I started back down the way that took me there.
The dungeon as a whole was just infuriating, but that room instantly raised it to an S class dungeon.
While I was still ruminating about how bad the situation was, I made it back to the main room.
「Idiot! Where were you going?」
She sent out a spell and it took all my effort and reflexes to deflect it away with my 「Iron-feathered Fan Blade」.
「Don’t greet me with a magic spell!」
Taking a look at the deflected spell, I saw that it was earth-aligned magic, a giant flying ball of sand. It was at that point that it hit the ceiling and burst, raining sand down onto us.
The redhead girl choked a bit on the sand before shouting at me.
「What were you thinking, idiot!?」
「But it was your fault, redhead!」
「Fine, just make me another meal.」
「Already? What kind of stomach do you have? Is there something wrong with your metabolism?」
I did say that I would make double portions for her next meal, but I didn’t think it would be just three hours after the first.
Is her stomach a black hole?
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「Mmmm… I guess that ugly pig could become a tasty meal. It’s even tastier than last time.」
「Of course it’s tastier than before, it’s way more fresh.」
I promised to make the same recipe with double portions, so I put away my scruples and cooked with the fresh meat. That is to say, I carefully cut the meat, added vegetables, dumped everything in a lightly boiling pot, and skimmed off the fat. I never had that much of a reason to learn how to cook before, so that was the limit of my abilities.
My dad was the most domestic of my family, but my sister would always beg me to make sweets for her, so I got a lot of experience making cakes and other desserts. However, because I always used the recipes in my sister’s magazines, I had no idea how to make them on my own. I’m not one of those geniuses who can cook with whatever they have around. Then again, the important thing is not to cook amazingly, just to cook good enough.
「That’s not it. I’ve had Grateful Boar in restaurants before and it tasted terrible.」
「Oh?」
「So why? Is it because you boiled it? Is it a special fire? The cut? A spice? I thought there was a hint of alcohol, but, maybe the secret is in the vegetables?」
She’s not too far off. The secret was to boil the meat gently and smoothly with the bones still in, then to add in the the liquor of ricol fruit from the first harvest.
The redhead girl refilled her bowl and drank another spoonful in one fell swoop. Then she looked my way with a glimmer in her eyes and asks me questions with a strangely uncertain confidence.
「I… I… I really like this dish! What’s the recipe? How did you make that super gross meat into this?」