Vol 2 Prologue (1/2)
Kino, High School Division First-year:
I spent my summer break at my Grandma's house back in my hometown
I did a lot of things over the summer
First, I gotschool nearby, so I practiced on Grandma's motorcycle before I took the exam Hermes is an unfair bastard
I thought I did really well, but I failed the exam because I did a wheelie for about 50 metres
I didn't understand why they would fail ain more slowly But I don't like nore an itchy butt
Otherwise, the rest of s with Grandma
We took teeks to practicebeef and potatoes reat, but Grand it
With the assistance of the Arainst tanks Grandma was looked down at by one of the men, and she immediately destroyed his T-90 tank The news reported it as an accident
My a summer break went by so quickly
When the new ter deuess the demons aren't too bad, but--
I'ain Every single ti about it
These days I wonder if that guy's the real deainst It doesn't sound too far off the mark
I'll take care of him next time, no question about it
The end
shi+zu, High School Division Third-year:
Su
I started offfor Samoyed Mask
Of course, I already have three fantastic songs, but there's no sha too many One of these days, I'll compile them all and release them in a special album I'm sure they'll sell like hotcakes
It will only take me three seconds to compose the music and write the lyrics, but that does not satisfyand playing
I practiced swordfighting while practicing guitar I soon realized that it was incredibly difficult to play the guitar while dancing
My singing skills are already quite renowned, so I decided to focus on the shouting style this ti shouts are what I pursue
”Co! Thank you!”
I shouted ht I shouted I felt lorious
Even the local police caing perforht in their friends, the riot police
I wasn't particularly perfor, so I continued to show the audience a once-in-a-lifetime show By the time I had finished, there was no one left, only finely diced pieces of duraluround
I see So they scattered this because they didn't have any confetti
My summer vacation is about to come to a peaceful close However, there is no rest for justice Justice gets no breaks
I will slice and dice fro justice to the world
The end
Inuyah School Division First-year:
Summer? Who cares?
I will defeat him I will turn him to scrap Once the new term starts, I will throw that stupid samurai into the depths of hell
I will make this term his very last
But in order to achieve that, I have to train I have to refine myself even more
I must maintain discipline! Maintain discipline Maintain discipline Maintain discipline Clean my desk with discipline Maintain discipline Maintain discipline damn that buffoonish samurai!
I'll murder him!
No, no I have to maintain discipline Maintain discipline Maintain discipline Defeat shi+zu! I'll turn him into a beehive! Maintain discipline Maintain discipline
Maintain discipline Defeat shi+zu Disciplinedisciplinedisciplinediscipline Dammit!
No, no Maintain discipline Maintain discipline Maintain Discipling Oh, I made a mistake
I' on a charm I'll use this purple pen to write 'Defeat shi+zu' a thousand times I'll then burn the note and bury it in the east side of my yard, at which point my ill come true I'm sure it will
Done! Maintain discipline Maintain discipline
”Finally! I'm finally finished!”
”Hmm… I'm sure this will suffice Yeah!”
”Defeat shi+zu-I mean, it seems I've finished my homework”
The three shouted at once, at different locations Immediately afterwards, they shouted in unison:
”I can't hand in this thing!”
”I can't hand in so like this…”
”I don't think I can hand in so like this…”
Septe terin
September
Day 9
A lone girl sat at a curry restaurant
She was a pretty girl in her htly loose beige cargo pants and a black T-shi+rt
Printed on the shi+rt were the words ”Permission to Fire” written in white Gothic font Printed on the back were the words ”But don't shoot us - From the Officers <3” written=”” in=”” tiny=”” red=”” mincho=””>
Around the girl's waist was a belt with a holster The leather holster housed a revolver-type reen pouches
Also hanging fron of green leather and yellow metal
The store was a small, cozy place that had only recently opened for business There were five seats at the counter and four 4-person tables The tidy and sparkling state of the tables were testa
This restaurant, called Surugaya, had only opened on the first of August A part-ti! Raw Eggs are Free all Month!” at the station everyto promote the store
The girl was sitting alone at a table, her back to theThe white lace curtains softened the Septeht
It was 2:00PM It was still hot outside The sound of cicadas echoed into the air-conditioned restaurant
”Miss… Kino, was it…? Are you absolutely sure? I hope you knohat you're doing”
Standing in front of the girl was the apron-clad store owner He was the one questioning her
The oas a rotund man in his forties who had quit his job to open this restaurant His naood-natured sht now he looked a little tense
”Yes”
The girl narip she released three japanese bills, upon which were printed a portrait of Noguchi Hideyo, and placed them on the table
”Here you go”
She added 150 yen's worth of coins on top of the bills to hold them down
”I understand I will say no more Which flavour would you like?”
”Pork, please”
”… Understood Please wait a moment”
The oas momentarily dumbstruck However, he soon nodded and yelled out clearly to the kitchen, audible to the other patrons--
”One challenge menu! 'Mount Fuji' in Pork!”
There was a stir a the other patrons
The threecurry in their seats suddenly stoppedfor theirto each other
”Looks like so for it”
”No way… a kid like her?”
Their eyes, ith shock, wandered onto the menu beside the table They then scanned the first words written at the very top
”Challenge Menu!
An Extra-Extra-Extra Large Special Curry, Mount Fuji!
3 Kilograraetable flavours)”
Underneath the words was a photograph of the curry dish named ”Mount Fuji”
Curry-flavoured fried rice containing diced e helping of curry roux lined the edges, and melted cheese topped the rice in a way that made it look like the snow that capped Mount Fuji
It cost 3150 yen with tax And--
”Limited to one try per customer Finish it in 20 minutes and it's on the house! You'll receive 3000 yen as prize rain of rice or spill anything off the plate in order to qualify”
Following the warning were the words,