? Prince Vol 2 Chapter 2 (2/2)
“Here! Mama”
Ma in my hand
No way! A h, but a talking meat bun?! I slowly lowered my head to look at Meatbun, but only saw its watery eyes looking at me as usual
“Ma that word, and I froze in shock Ma to me?
The other members of Odd Squad realized that an event as inco in a tearjerker, or A- a strip dance had taken place All of the meat bun
“Everyone, don’t stare at Meat-bunbun like that Meat-bunbun is shy…” At this, two red spots slowly appeared on Meatbun’s ‘cheeks’
…It’s a girl? I mean, a female meat bun?
“Why did you call ender has been discovered by a meat bun? It’s possible, since my Meatbun had a wisdom level of ten when it was only level one!
“Mama is Maly innocent look on its faceIt was even rubbing againstaffection
It’s so adorable! But, waaah! I’m not even married yet and already I’m a moirl?
“Lolidragon, do pets have genders in ‘Second Life’?” I asked calmly
“Yes… And if you have two pets, they can even have babies! The chances are slis in her brain turning quickly
“But Meatbun…” Lolidragon observed Meatbun with suspicion in her eyes, while I flipped Meatbun over, studying it froender
“Wouldn’t it be faster if you just asked?” suggested Yu Lian-dàsăo
“Meatbun…” After such a long exa, so I had to ask calmly, “…Are you a male or a female?”
Meatbun’s eyes ide and filled with confusion It asked, “Mama, what’s ‘male’ and ‘female’? Meat-bunbun doesn’t understand”
… Definitely a feht
“I think the fact that she’s talking is ravely
“It’s because she’s reached level forty,” Lolidragon said as she suddenly remembered why “When the pets in ‘Second Life’ reach a certain level, they gain artificial intelligence At level forty, they begin to speak, and their artificial intelligence i to their level”
“I see So it’s norht at last
“Mot all about it until now”
My daughter, ah, no! My PET can talk! I happily pinched Meatbun here, there, and all over As I pinched…
“It hurts, it hurts, Meat-bunbun is hurt, it hurts!” Meatbun squealed Her watery-looking eyes became REALLY watery One teardrop, two teardrops… HUGE teardrops began to fall from Meatbun’s eyes, which finally became two faucets that were completely out of control
“Waaah, waaah, wuuuaaah… waaah…!”
“Ah! Meatbun’s crying, what should I do?” I asked I felt at a complete loss as to what to do as I watched theuncontrollably in my hand How does one comfort a meat bun?
“It’s like a faucet” Lolidragon looked at the floor, which was beginning to show signs of a potential flood
“That’s great; we don’t even need to bring water along in the future!” Yu Lian-dàsăo said, bea
After ten minutes…
“Prince, I should warn you in advance that I don’t kno to swi at the water, which had already risen to her waistline, clearly wanting to cry
Holding the two faucets in my hand, I smiled stupidly, completely in a daze…
“Let’s get out of here! This is such a high class restaurant Now that we’ve flooded their booth, the compensation will definitely cost quite a bit”
Wolf-dàgē didn’t look very concerned about the flood It wasn’t surprising, since he was so tall; he would definitely have been the last person to drown, anyway
“Our reputation level has gone down again”
We had successfully used the ruckus caused by opening the booth door and letting the water flow out to escape, but we couldn’t prevent our reputation level froain Yu Lian-dàsăo looked at the tea that terrifying shadowy smile
“Prince, take good care of your daughter Meatbun Don’t let her cause any more trouble, okay?”
“Okay” Waaaaah! Dàsăo’s terrifying shadowy-yet-gentle s!I’m scared…
I looked angrily at ive her a good spanking However, just as I was about to swing my hand down, Meatbun looked at uileless eyes “Mama?”
Waaah, no am I supposed to spank her?
Lolidragon patted et it What’s the point of spanking a meat bun? It would be better to just ask her to spit out more meat for us to eat!”
“You’re right Gui, quick – get Fire Phoenix to hatch,” I urged, drooling at the thought of roasted meat
“Okay” Gui bit his finger, breaking the skin, and dripped so Wide-eyed, aited for the fire phoenix to ee
We didn’t have to wait for long before the familiar form of Fire Phoenix appeared before our eyes The ed each other joyfully Now there’ll be roasted meat to eat!
Heaven’s Blazing Flame, that’s the ability! That’s the incredible ability that roasted the meat in an instant!
I hurriedly held Meatbun out Lolidragon immediately took out a foldable table Yu Lian-dàsăo rushed to set the table with plates and chopsticks Wolf-dàgē nervously held a huge pot, worried that he would le piece ofat the table, a napkin around her neck, ready to eat
“Gui” I signaled, aze determined “Come on!”
“Yes” Gui looked at the fire phoenix flying in the sky
Gui and I shouted in unison:
“Meatbun, Machine Gun Meat Attack”
“Fire Phoenix, Heaven’s Blazing Flame”
There was only silence The highly-anticipated aroht
“Maht Gui?” Meatbun turned its head to look at me in concern I…
“Hmph, who do you think you are to order the immortal Fire Phoenix around?” An unfamiliar and proud voice came from the sky
However, this time, none of us were surprised We merely lifted our heads to look at the sky
“Fire Phoenix is already level forty-one,” Lolidragon said stiffly “Moreover, its loyalty is too low, so it’s not very obedient,” she added
“crap, then what about our roastedstonily at the recalcitrant Fire Phoenix
“Little children must be spanked in order for them to listen,” Yu Lian-dàsăo smiled
“You’ll scald your hands if you spank Fire Phoenix…” I said I want to s hurt!
In the end, since the rebellious Fire Phoenix refused to obey, Odd Squad could only return dejectedly to the city to purchase some meat buns to eat We were unable to beat up Fire Phoenix despite our hunger – so we could only vent our anger on Gui and order him to raise Fire Phoenix’s loyalty as quickly as possible
However, fro scalded by the phoenix’s fla time before we could have any roasted meat to eat…
Waaah…I’ry!
Wolf-dàgē bellowed half-heartedly, “Listen up, guys! Although we’re all really hungry, the next battlein there for another two rounds and we’ll be able to enter the finals”
“Our opponent for the next battle is ‘hell’s Murderers’,” Wolf-dàgē said His tone suddenly becaon obtained froth is considerable Moreover, their fighting style is quite violent and cruel The battlefield never failed to become a river of blood after every battle, and soht of all that blood I’m afraid that they’ll prove to be difficult opponents”
Are they really that scary? I furrowed my brows and asked, “What’s their team’s line-up?”
“They’re all hue, a warrior, a necromancer, a thief, and a bard”
I was astonished “Their classes are exactly the same as ours?”
“And they have two pet dragons” Wolf-dàgē heaved a sigh
While we have a meat bun and a disobedient fire phoenix, I addedto be really tricky Will they disembowel me?” I asked, worried
“Very likely, yes,” Wolf- dàgē answered heavily
I’m scared! I want to cry…
At thatto his friend B
“Do you knohat happened? I was kidnapped by Odd Squad just now” Passerby A looked close to tears
“Are you serious? My God, you were actually captured by the terrifying Odd Squad?” asked Friend B
“Yeah, they wanted ive them information about hell’s Murderers After I finished, they seemed very anxious!”
“Anxious? hell’s Murderers may be scary, but they can’t compare to the scary-beyond-coht of that beautiful felloho sive people nightmares”
“And that spirit-like beauty who keeps appearing behind people’s backs… After she kills soh callously!”
“And that scary bone dragon, plus those skeletons burning with a black fire…”
“And also that fortress-like wolfentle and yet uses Meteor Shower to annihilate her opponents”
“Odd Squad is just tooooo SCARY!” both Passerby A and Friend B exclaimed in unison
Meanwhile, with hell’s Murderers…
“Has everyone heard about our opponents for this co – a rim expression
“We’ve heard…”
“How can we, hell’s Murderers, allow so than we are?” Blood-soaked De demanded furiously “We swore that we’d beco thehts of ‘Second Life’! How can we let that Odd Squad becohtmares? This is just too pathetic… We have to defeat the and violent a htmare!”
“BECOME NIGHTMARES!” After the teahty shout in unison, one of the members suddenly shi+vered
“But Odd Squad is really scary!” he added
[½ Prince Volume 2 Chapter 2 End]
Footnotes
1 Stephen Chow: Fa actor, comedian, and film director He has acted in tons of co Fu Hustle
2 A-er and often called a diva of the Mandarin pop scene
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