? Prince CH 3 (1/2)
Chapter 3: A Gentle and Friendly Wolf – translated by Erialis
“Prince, I think it’s on said, both her tone and gaze pleading
My eyebrows furrowed Sigh! As I expected, here it comes
“Fine, we’ll do what needs to be done!” Gripping her shoulders tightly, I looked at Lolidragon with a firm expression
“You’ve finally agreed to it…” Seeing how ecstatic she looked, I thought, Sigh! Forget it, as long as she’s happy…
“Yaaay! We’re finally out of the newbie area, as getting bored to death, staying in that tiny area,” she said enthusiastically
Sigh! Truth be told, I still felt that the nearby Skeletons’ Cave was a pretty good place to train Even though the experience yielded was not on and the level thirty-five et the level twenty-three Meatbun!), we could take the mobs down in secondsup too slowly I had planned to continue like this all the way to level forty, but Lolidragon was starting to feel restless She kept whining about wanting to go to the big cities…
Thus, after three days – during which– I reluctantly bade farewell to the skeletons…
Let’s go! After all, I was rather curious about the outside world After paying for our travel fares, Lolidragon and I left the newbie village and began our journey into a neorld
“Prince, why did you pick Star City over Sun City and Moon City?” she asked just before we set out
I shrugged “My brother’s been hanging out in Star City, and he keeps telling ured that since I already have soo there!”
Upon reaching Star City, I could only think of one word to describe it: Beautiful It really was a beautiful city, with its quaint European-styled streets and buildings, and the star-studded sky overhead Stepping out of the teleportation point and walking along the white, cobbled streets, I felt as though I had becoant and more refined
Lolidragon clung to me as alked Don’t ement between the two of us Whenever we had to appear in a place with other players, ould put up a show of affection, or else… Well, I’h! My Litheness ability even reached level three because of all those pretty girls chasing after h they were possessed…) Even so, no irls nearby would turn to stone and stare at on
“Prince, can we dine at a fancy restaurant? Please?” Lolidragon asked, looking at ly and I scratched my head
That sounded like a pretty good idea After all, in the newbie village, the best food you could get was meat buns… However, ever since I had accidentally mistaken Meatbun for a nor mantous
“Alright After all, we’ve got et a taste of the local flavor!”
After carefully browsing through a catalogue, Lolidragon and I decided on a lakeside restaurant The building was lass and as the two of us entered, a pretty waitress came over
“Table for two, please,” I said to the waitress with a faint s every inch a prince
The pretty waitress turned to stone shi+t, I thought, breaking out in cold sweat, I didn’t expect the waiters here to be real people! Without thinking, I tightened ht arm
“A hottieee!” The pretty waitress cried out in wonder It was a soft cry, so only the people on the ground floor heard I panicked as all heads turned to look at , What– what should I do now? Oh God, looks like it’s going to be hard to even grab a bite
“Maintain your refined aura, and don’t worry! With first-class merchandise like you, plus a super-ultra-beauty like on PMed htstared at, the more you need to present yourself as superior merchandise That way, you’ll make them feel inferior, and they won’t dare approach
Fighting back the urge to flee, I adjusted the faint sently, “Miss, a table for tould you be so kind as to guide us to a seat?”
The pretty waitress reddened and, with so that faint smile I sat down and turned to stare at the other diners As expected, it was very effective and those whoain
I flipped theit as a shi+eld to conceal our faces froon and I discarded our earlier expressions Looking for all the world like two people who hadn’t eaten a proper an to discuss the menu in low voices…
“Prince, I want to eat this, and this”
Looking at the pictures, I had to s a few mouthfuls of saliva “I want those too, and this…”
“That looks pretty good too…”
“Lolidragon, you’re drooling!”
“You’re one to talk, look at your own pauper-like face…”
I retorted, “Haven’t you read The Prince and the Pauper before?”
“Don’t forget to order a few meat buns for Meatbun…”
The pets in Second Life required feeding After lots of experimentation, I’d finally PMed a GM to ask, “Excuse me, GM, but could you tell me what a meat bun eats?”
The GM’s response was as follows: “Please do not atteain, you will be forced to log off and your account will be suspended for a month”
Following that, the undefeatable hidden GM Lolidragon had brought the entire hly lectured by the higher-ups…and I discovered that the nor had actually vanished without a trace As Lolidragon had insisted that she hadn’t secretly eaten the Meatbun some normal meat buns Meatbun had then actually happily eaten three of its own kindred…!
Putting down the ain adopted the appearance of a blissful young woave our order to the blushi+ng waitress
Tily slowly as aited for our on and I could only converse softly, plus we had to be careful not to be overheard
What a pain… Huh? Why can’t we let others overhear?
The contents of our conversation were like this…
“Lolidragon, you should give up on Chun Li’s ultimate! That helicopter move definitely isn’t humanly possible”
“I don’t want to! That move is su-uper cool; I will definitely ! You’re the one who keeps experiht Maidens1 Now that isn’t humanly possible”
“No, I’on Strike”2
“Sigh! Why is Yang Guo’s Melancholic Palon complained
“Nonsense After all, the writer – Master Jin Yong – said that, to use Melancholic Pals of melancholy When have you ever been melancholic?”
“I have,” Lolidragon replied innocently “I even cried once when I was chopping onions…”
“…”
As Lolidragon and I were having that nonsensical conversation, a group of people were co down the stairs from the second floor…
“Wu Qing, the Raging Dragon’s Valley oing there to train, it should pose no probleuy next to him as they descended the stairs
“That’s right, Wu Qing Coht That open and honest attitude and expression… Isn’t that Li’l Strong? And beside hi Only…
“Since friend Broken Sword and friend Li’l Strong have offered such a war shall not further refuse, and will join you as a ether fro a stylish robe4 and holding a jade flute All that, in addition to that extree, Snow White Rose, and a pretty human thief, Fairsky, utterly mesmerized
Sitting by the stairs, I heard every word that was being said Hearing the na way of talking that was an obvious i,5 I narrowed ht as I turned around slowly…
That face! Though it’s been beautified, as his twin sister of nineteen years, I am definitely NOTMing! Eh, and that female elf…is Snow White Rose! My dear sister!
At this point, the pretty huirl with them seemed to have noticed me As expected, she turned to stone
“Fairsky? What’s thethat Fairsky had frozen
“Fairsky?” The rest of Rose Tea her line of sight, turned to look at me…
“What’s wrong, Prince?” Lolidragon PMed e behavior
“TheWu Qing, is my little brother”
“Does he know…?”
“He knows that I’m a tranny, but he doesn’t knoho I am!” Then I added, “Don’t let him find out”
“Oh Okay, then behave more naturally; your face is stiff as a corpse’s”
Hearing that, I adjusted htly at them
“So handsome…” Fairsky said, dazedly
Feng Wu Qing, however, looked rather annoyed He was obviously wondering where “that fellow” had came from (Froood-looking – had actually dared to snatch the spotlight away fro became even more pissed off when he turned around and saw that Rose – even Rose!– was regarding that felloith an expression of wonder
At this, I got up and walked over After all, Rose and the others had helped o up and say hi to them
“It’s been a while, Rose, Li’l Strong, Legolas, For Healing Only,” I said
“You know us?” Li’l Strong asked, extreood-looking guy before The others had similarly puzzled expressions
I smiled faintly “I’m Prince”
“Prince…?”
My sotten aboutPrince, remember?”
“Ah… It’s you” Li’l Strong lightly rapped his te why he couldn’t remember this face
“The one who used taekwondo to fight hter
“Were you wearing a olas asked with an odd expression
“Yeah…” Just then, Lolidragon came over to stand beside me “Ah, let on Lolidragon, this is Rose, Li’l Strong, Legolas, and For Healing Only They’ve helped me out before”
Lolidragon took ave them an incandescent smile “hello”
“So it’s you, Prince…” my dear sister, Rose, said bashfully I broke out in cold sweat at her tone
Suddenly, my little brother interrupted “hello I’”
He gave a slight snized that s-styled smile My brother once told irl, it means that he wants to make her fall for hiuy, it e hi me for!?
“hello!” I replied with a faint s, What the hell is up with that challenging expression?! It’s pissingdinner for you later…
As a strange tension developed between the two of us, the two girls – Snow White Rose and Fairsky – looked at Feng Wu Qing They then turned to look at h they were torn between two choices…I felt like collapsing onto the ground as realization hit et it!
STUPID BROTHER! I’ to snatch your GIRLS from you! I yelled silently in my head
My brother only gave a twirl of his jade flute, still playing it cool He snificant other as beautiful as Lolidragon; seeing such a yuan-yang couple6 leaves h!”
I forced a smile “You flatter us…”
“Is your little brother this on asked in a PM, even as shewoman
“As if If I’ attitude and becomes a total idiot”
Upon hearing Feng Wu Qing’s words, Fairsky and Rose both turned pale and Fairsky hurriedly asked, “Prince, are you two really lovers?”
“Yeah, Lolidragon is…my wife”
Fairsky’s face nearly fell off To think that she finally met such an ideal hottie, only to find out that he was married – and that his as an incomparable beauty! Her mood completely soured Fairsky looked atA chill just ran up my spine!
No, I won’t give up! She thought I still have a secret weapon…
Just then, Lolidragon noticed my aardness and instantly created an excuse for me to escape
“Dear, our food’s been served!”