Chapter 413 (2/2)
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When they saw these lyrics, the whole chat group instantly fell into a dead silence
wang Ling sucked in a sharp breath”” To make the lyrics rhymethis was too insane!
In a flash, it was the afternoonAfter clicking open the song Grenade-Throwing Senior I hadn't been able to cal time
Just then, he suddenly heard Father wang give a blood-curdling cry which echoed through the villa, as if he was the NPC in Detective Conan who had discovered the scene of the crime
Loopy Toad raised its dog head”What's going on?”
Loopy Toad raised its dog head”What's going on?”
Even without looking, wang Ling knew that Father wang's old illness uess what happened fro soundedFro reckoned that Father wang's heain
This was the precious experience wang Ling had gained after so many years in this villa
Father wang had a chronic hemorrhoid proble down for too long; it was co habits
First of all, Father wang rarely went outHe spent the whole day sitting on a chair in his study and typingAdditionally, the toilet in the bathroom was second only to the chair in his study as the place he frequented the , if they added up all the tih for a person to finish reflecting on Three Lives, Three Worlds, and h time to watch Ten Miles of Cherry Blossoms
Most is about Father wang's hely resistant it was to s! Every time it flared up, he had to use a specific medicine made by Immortal Toya
wang Ling had seen this medicine before; it was a powder that see it over the affected area and leaving it for about thirty seconds would instantly cure Father wang, but at the price of excruciating pain
Of course, wang Ling could in fact cure this type of minor condition
But notreat him
Father wang felt that it was very shameful to have his son treat his hemorrhoids! As the head of the family, if he couldn't overcome such a minor condition, how could he shoulder his heavy fanity! A man had to overcome his hemorrhoids himself!
This was the vow that Father wang had otten hemorrhoids
Father wang's screams continued for more than a minute
It see Ling decided to take a look
Generally, the screa would have stopped after thirty seconds or so
Just as wang Ling ca stoppedHe was lying on the sofa with sweat all over his head and weak like a lady who had just given birth
Just as wang Ling ca stoppedHe was lying on the sofa with sweat all over his head and weak like a lady who had just given birth
Mother wang put thehi at your phone on the toiletThe next tio, I'll turn the Internet off!”
”No! I would rather suffer! You can't cut itated”The ti on the toilet is when I use ht the trolls!”
”FineI won't turn it offI still have other ways”
Mother wang couldn't resist laughingHer s and Loopy Toad stared blankly at herThen Mother wang turned to look at wang Ling”Ling Ling, you're just in ti later and ask him to send your father's birthday present over in advance”
wang Ling: ””
Father wang: ”What? Little Ming prepared a present for me?”
Mother wang s made it especially for you!”
Father wang: ”My birthday's still a while awaywhat's the rush? Then again, what is this present?”
Mother wang continued s”A smart anti-hemorrhoid thermal toilet”
Father wang: ””
wang Ling: ””
Mother wang: ”The longer you sit on the toilet, the hotter it beco said that even a Nascent Soul cultivator would have to stand up after less than five minutes”
Father wang: ””
wang Ling: ””Like a 'tsundere'The stocky character in 'DoraeWhile this is the literal translation, the phrase generally refers to aIn Chinese, the last characters end with an ”i” sound”Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Cherry Blossoms,” also known as ”Eternal Love,” is a 2017 58-episode Chinese dramawang Ling hadnt expected his gift toSenior I ift in the villa just noith a pleasantly surprised expression on his face, he hadnt been so ith joy to the point of bursting into songwang Ling suddenly felt like he had unearthed so Senior I Ling had always felt that he was the only one with this shortco recalled that this song Take You on A Journey had been pretty popular recentlyThe last few days after class, he had seen Super Chen listening to it on a loop with his earphonesThe song had even played on the schools weekly Thursday broadcast during the lunch break, and the entire campus had been steeped in the aura of loveIn addition to this song, there was also another one with eventendencies, We Are DifferentThe issue was that wang Ling had never heard Grenade-Throwing Senior I Senior I, but the rest of the group also froze in front of their screens for three secondsAfter a stunned roup, Senior Immortal, I havent heard it yet, butdo you know Gouda Takeshi+? Everyone:Cailian Zhenren: DharmarajaYou better listen to it, thats very rudeDharht have developed soroup sunk into silence for a momentBecause no one could understand what on earth was up with Senior I a songAt that moment, it was Little Silver as the first to praise his very well! He of Grenade-Throwing Senior I with a judicious airWhile Little Silver didnt usually listen to human music since he was a holy beast, he still had the ability to discern good from badAnd in fact, it was indeed as Little Silver had said; wang Ling thought that unexpectedly, Grenade-Throwing Senior I very well! Not only was he in tune, his singing voice was pretty unique, and co voice; it felt like it was co from a warmhearted male senior! Even Loopy Toad was pleasantly surprisedLooks like Senior I looked at the chat group again, there were already a lot of likes and applauseCailian Zhenren was a little excited and sent several thus well! Its , and even when recorded with a phone it sounds like thisReally a itHe indeed sings very wellJust then, Grenade-Throwing Senior I in his voicesuddenly felt that sohtCailian Zhenren: Did Senior I? Why does the chorus sound a little different from what Ive heard before? Shouldnt the first line be I want to take you to ro Senior Ied the lyrics; its a habit ofCailian Zhenren replied, I see, but even when you changed them, it still rhy to itGrenade-Throwing Senior Iift for writing lyrics! About three seconds later, Grenade-Throwing Senior IedTake You on A Journey: the Magically Changed Version of the Chorus, by Grenade-Throwing Senior Io to the holy land of cultivationActually, I prefer to stay at hoer When they saw these lyrics, the whole chat group instantly fell into a dead silencewang Ling sucked in a sharp breathTo make the lyrics rhymethis was too insane!In a flash, it was the afternoonAfter clicking open the song Grenade-Throwing Senior I hadnt been able to cal tiive a blood-curdling cry which echoed through the villa, as if he was the NPC in Detective Conan who had discovered the scene of the cri on? Even without looking, wang Ling knew that Father wangs old illness uess what happened fro soundedFro reckoned that Father wangs heainThis was the precious experience wang Ling had gained after sohad a chronic hemorrhoid proble down for too long; it was co habitsFirst of all, Father wang rarely went outHe spent the whole day sitting on a chair in his study and typingAdditionally, the toilet in the bathroom was second only to the chair in his study as the place he frequented the , if they added up all the tih for a person to finish reflecting on Three Lives, Three Worlds, and h time to watch Ten Miles of Cherry Blossos about Father wangs hely resistant it was to s! Every time it flared up, he had to use a specifichad seen this medicine before; it was a powder that see it over the affected area and leaving it for about thirty seconds would instantly cure Father wang, but at the price of excruciating painOf course, wang Ling could in fact cure this type ofrefused to let wang Ling treat hi felt that it was very shameful to have his son treat his hemorrhoids! As the head of the family, if he couldnt overcome such a minor condition, how could he shoulder his heavy fanity! A man had to overcome his he had otten hes screa on for longer than usual this ti decided to take a lookGenerally, the screa would have stopped after thirty seconds or so Just as wang Ling ca stoppedHe was lying on the sofa with sweat all over his head and weak like a lady who had just given birthMother wang put thehi at your phone on the toiletThe next tio, Ill turn the Internet off! No! I would rather suffer! You cant cut itatedThe ti on the toilet is when I use ht the trolls! FineI wont turn it offI still have other waysMother wang couldnt resist laughingHer s and Loopy Toad stared blankly at herThen Mother wang turned to look at wang LingLing Ling, youre just in ti later and ask him to send your fathers birthday present over in advancewang Ling:Father wang: What? Little Ming prepared a present for: My birthdays still a while awaywhats the rush? Then again, what is this present? Mother wang continued sA s:wang Ling:Mother wang: The longer you sit on the toilet, the hotter it beco said that even a Nascent Soul cultivator would have to stand up after less than five :Like a tsundereThe stocky character in DoraeWhile this is the literal translation, the phrase generally refers to aIn Chinese, the last characters end with an i soundThree Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Cherry Blossoms, also known as Eternal Love, is a 2017 58-episode Chinese drama