Chapter 1 Cursings on the toilet bowl (1/2)

Chapter 1 Cursings on the toilet bowl

“MLGBD”[1] Zhao Lingjun, as sitting on the toilet bowl, couldn’t help but curse

Through the toilet’s glass , Zhao Lingjun saw that the asphalt on the road was e traces of heat; the air seemed so thick that the viscosity was comparable to melted chocolate The sky unexpectedly didn’t even have a hint of wind blowing Even the wutong trees[2] on both sides of the road were scorched to the point that their leaves were drooping without any signs of life

The weather during June last year was still very cool, however this year’s weather was co htly past June, and the te Take today as an exahest terees Celsius On the way back frojun felt that he was al sun

If this was the only issue, Zhao Lingjun would just let it go However when he went hohbourhood had a blackout; he didn’t knohat had caused it

Zhao Lingjun grabbed his phone, and after calling the complaint hotline numerous times, he finally couldn’t take it any, the heat in the roojun faint Just when he decided to leave his apartain felt pain si twisted in him

Only after rushi+ng to the toilet and explosively defecating, did Zhao Lingjun re on the toilet bowl He remembered the bowl of beef ramen he had for dinner at a roadside stall on the way back froht that the beef ramen tasted a little weird, but assumed that the owner had launched a new flavour and brushed it off as such, and thus ate it happily

For the next 10 jun sat on the toilet bowl and expelled to the point of unconsciousness When he had finally finished extricating his boith difficulty, he discovered a very serious problem

The problem was that in his bathroom, there was no more toilet paper…

During his freshjun had already found many methods to deal with his current predica out loudly, “Who can lendthose who cas, “Can anyone pass me two pieces of toilet paper” But he knew that in this situation, he could only employ two of those methods

Zhao Lingjun’s first thought was to use the first of the two , but less costly Additionally, it was cleaner and didn’t have poisonous side effects Therefore, he first lifted the cover of the water tank, intending to scoop some water and wash his buttocks However, when he looked inside, he almost fainted

To make matters worse, not only was the tank empty, even the toilet bowl did not have hbourhood not only had a blackout but incidentally even had their water supply cutoff Zhao Lingjun had the habit of flushi+ng the toilet before use, and flushed upon entering earlier

After the failure of his first jun turned to second method This second method, was used many times by his dormitory roommate back in university His roommate at the time, used 10 water coupons[3], to solve his current probleraduated for a year, and those cheap water coupons like crushes on girls from the business school had already faded away into oblivion

Therefore when he took out his oallet, Zhao Lingjun hoped that he could find some old receipts, and such If it really couldn’t be helped, he would use those 1, and 5 yuan notes

But when Zhao Lingjun pulled out his wallet and took a look; he, who has coht of himself as a civilized man, couldn’t help but curse a sentence, “MLGBD”

Normally his wallet would usually have some old receipts, some discount coupons and such; but today his wallet just so happened to not have those things

However what jun the most frustrated, was that today, the smallest denomination of note in his wallet was a 50

At ti food stuck in your teeth just frojun used a 50 dollar note to wipe so its loss

“A day’s wage is gone, just frojun lamented

When pulling his pants up and leaving the toilet, Zhao Lingjun wanted to take a knife and find the people in charge of the water and electricity companies However at thisnoise; they see his name