3 Dima Stroke Again (2/2)

Lance grabbed the cigar that Dima gave last night. He lighted it up with a lighter that he caught from his arms pocket. He puffed up the smoke several times and made a cloud of sweet flavor from his cigar.

”Hmm, not bad, nice one Dima. where Did you get that?” Lance asked him as he puffed the cigar several times.

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”In the back alley of Saints Petersburg, Why did you ask?” Dima cooked the shark meat on top of the burning fire pit in front of us, naked only wearing a boxer.

”I know that you just came back from swimming, but could you please wear at least a pair of pants?” Lochlan said as he grabbed a serving from the pot that was sitting on top of the firepit. Lance also grabbed a meal from the pot and sat down at the wood log right beside Dima.

Melody moaned pretty loud, Lance asked her, ”What makes you so sleepy? Did you sleep well last night?”

”Not really, my Russian here listening to a boombox all night long,” Melody said as she rumbled to Natalie, which was the victim.

”So, what is the exact reason?” Lance asked in curiousness.

”Her headphone was not plugged,” Melody said as she moaned again.

Although he was supposed to care about Melody more than anything else, that anything else was a bigger problem by itself. Well, it was more like a man's problem since the issue was Dima.

Lochlan leaned to Dima's body and whispered to his ear, ”Your ding dong is sticking out, what are you thinking of?” Lance subtlely sat in the sand in front of him, thus covering his boxer pants with a part sticking out of it.

”Lance, why are you sitting on the sand?” Melody asked him with a suspicious tone.

”Well, you know, sand is good for health, especially morning sand, right, Dima?” Lance said as he felt something hard on his head and that this was definitely neither hands nor tools. That was something that every man has.

”That's funny since I've never read a thing about sand in the morning is good for health, by the way, Melody, I love this air of innocence,” Natalie replied as she made a sharp glare right to Dima's crotch. She grabbed a piece of the shark and started to marinate it.

She grabbed the salt and pepper on the container, ”We better to rub this meat, yeah, give the meat a good old rub, hehe tovarich,” she said as she rubbed the shark meat with salt and pepper. Lance tried to cover more part of Dima's man part to the point that he had to wear the empty bowl on top of his head.

”Lance, is that another fashion style?” Melody asked him again since he was wearing a metal bowl on his head, which was not normal at all.

”Yeah, the soldier in the trench during the World War one used a metal bowl on their head as a helmet since the logistic wasn't that great back in the day, hehe,” He said as he leaned his head against the hard thing on his head.

With one chokeslam, Lochlan managed to hide Dima's body behind the wood log, but sadly it just created another problem. Dima's boxer was stuck on the small leftover branch of the wood log and exposing his part.

”SHIT, TARGET EXPOSED,” Lance shouted and fell on his body and covering Dima's part with his belly and Lochlan followed by stacking his body on top of Lance's. Weirdly, Melody followed us doing the same, and Natalie just jumped on top of us.

”Ugggh,” Dima said as he tapped my shoulder multiple times.

”Hold on, soldier,” Lance said as he tried to lift his body.

”Anyone, Grab his boxer,” Lochlan shouted while struggling to get up.

Instead of the four of them, Dima was the only one that managed to release himself from the stack of humans successfully, but at the cost of exposing his elephant. He dashed as he could and wore his boxer and ran away to the portable shower unit.

”Get off me,” Lance shouted as his breath was running out.

All of them lifted their bodies and continuing their own business, Dima was the first that took a shower since he was caught off guard by all of us. We cleaned the leftover of our food by just merely dumping it on the sea and put the shark in a cooler.

Lance grabbed his AK-15 and put it on the belt holster that is placed on his left belt. He wore the tactical rig and brought Dima with him while Lance will be sawing the tree with a heavy-duty chainsaw that he put on his back.

”So, Lance, What is your plan to clear this forest?” He asked Lance who was still smoking the cigar that Dima gave.

”Easy, just burn it.”