Chapter 1 Part1 (1/2)

This is a completely new novel It is a comedy and completely nonsensical So leave your brains at the door, and have a good laugh If you like it, great! If not, there are other novels for you

Enjoy!

PART 1a – Cross Over Bird

Wow! Red bricks and green tiles Wow! A pool of wine and a forest ofthat they could afford to use salted fish and salted meat as decorations for the entire yard?

The house is so great that the red and green are huddled together

Lin No Bird [1] was staring at the scene in surprise

”Daughter…” With this cry of ”daughter”, froht The powder on her face was thick as the wall, her figure was round like a ball, and each tiround, the rubber of fat on her body will ripple like the water The ranate flower on her head

This is really a beauty from outer space!

”Daughter, you have finally woke up!” She was panting heavily as she approached Lin No Bird

”Oh, you were calling for me?” Lin No Bird was confused

”No Bird, what happened to you? Did you become stupid when you woke up?” The fat women waved her silk handkerchief, and continued to harp

”No Bird, you are not going to run away anymore?” She asked

”Yi!!!”

”You, you have even prepared the ingredients you need” She s in Lin No Bird's hand

”Yi?”

”My good daughter, you finally agreed to help your mum, and participate in the Lin Family Chef competition!” She suddenly cried loudly and sobbed

”Yi……”

Who will tell her what is happening here?

Of course, she kneho she is!

The Lin family have two treasures named Lin Have Bird and Lin No Bird

This stupid naiven by her father When Lin Have Bird was born, he was cooking a dish that used 100 birds as ingredients In a flash, he i chef award

As a chef that used birds as an ingredient to becoredient that made him successful

Therefore, he named his eldest child Lin Have Bird

When it is time for Lin No Bird to be born, it happens that bird flu is raetarian chicken dish, he had to walk all day and could not find any suitable ingredients In anger, he nahter Lin No Bird

No Bird, No Bird, what an awful name!

This horrible nah her childhood into her adult years

And she was plagued by this name until now

“Oh est the infor into her brain Then she finally recovered her wits

”Daughter, crossed over? No no no! Even if you cross-dress, you also look good! See this green cloth? It is so thick and is a rare cloth” The fat lady looked at her, was very happy with her, and kept praising her

”…” To be frank, she is a irl from the city She had just returned home, opened the pressure cooker, and cook instant noodles