Chapter 445 (1/2)

Hearing what Hao Ren’s words, almost everyone at the scene threw him a “you’re-f*cking-kidding-me” look. Vivian stepped on Hao Ren’s foot under the table and said, “Do you think this is going to work?”

Nangong Wuyue scratched her chin, looking serious. “The goddess is just neurotic, she’s not stupid.”

After getting to know Raven 12345 for some time, it seemed that everyone had accepted her neurotic tendencies. It was the same for Nangong Wuyue, who had finally become less prudish.

Hao Ren guffawed. “Do you think you guys know her better than I do? She couldn’t be happier if there’s someone to take advantage of the loophole on her behalf. After all, so many Aerymian elves have moved there, adding a couple hundred thousand more won’t make much of a difference. Peatopia is so, big but sparsely populated; it’s facing labor shortage right now. But, I have to discuss this with Hilda first. After all, that place has now been leased to them.”

Hao Ren had made up his mind to move Y’zaks’ entire city to Peatopia. After the war, the demon army was exhausted, and their morale had basically been worn out. Most people in the city were hoping to live a peaceful life.

Something crossed Lily’s mind at this moment. She looked up at Y’zaks and asked, “You guys have no problem living in Peatopia?”

“The environment is similar to that of the human world here.” Y’zaks nodded. “Demons don’t necessarily have to live in environments with high heat. In fact, most of the demons are capable of staying in the human world, although we like the smell of sulfur in the Demonic Plane.”

Y’zaks was very grateful to Hao Ren as he said that. “Now we, the whole country are indebted to you. I really don’t know how to repay your kindness.”

Hao Ren quickly waved at him and said, “Please don’t say that—we’re one family after all.”

Just when his voice trailed off, Lily pinched her nose, imitating Hao Ren’s tone of voice. “Since the day I saw your daughter, you and I were destined to be brothers… Ouch! Don’t pinch my ears! Don’t pull my tail! Don’t knock my head…”

Lily must have eaten something wrong; although the maiden was dumb, she had never been so sleazy—until now. Was she going to be on heat soon?

He left Lily to Vivian for education. Meanwhile, the call to Raven 12345 was connected. Instead of the usual voice on the other end, a powerful hymn-like music sounded. Hao Ren froze for a moment, thinking he had accidentally dialed Jesus’ number. Just when he was about to hang up, he heard Raven 12345 yelling on the other end. “Hello? Who’s that? Hao Ren?”

“What’s all the music about?”

Raven 12345 sounded like she was in a good mood. Every word she uttered seemed to be a quarter of a note higher. “It’s a ring tone! I’ve studied it for several days and I finally installed a new ring tone for the prayer system. Everyone can hear it now, whether it’s staff calling or believers praying.”

“If you have so much free time, why don’t you help solve some practical problems? You should have diverted all that effort in downloading a ring tone for the heaven hotline to studying world peace!”

“That would be a little too difficult—My colleague and I have been at odds with each other,” Raven 12345 did not mince her words. “Well, how’s everything going?”

“I’ve found them,” Hao Ren collected his thoughts. “However, there are more people than expected. So, I’m asking if they can come along?”

Raven 12345 asked, “How many more?”

Hao Ren cautiously gave a number. “Not much, about five to six hundred thousand only.”

Raven 12345 was silent for a moment. Then she said, “Oh, well then, please stay where you are. I’m going to give you a blessing.”

Hao Ren quickly jumped to the side before a cracking thunderbolt appeared out of thin air and struck where he stood earlier. Cold sweat trickled down his back. “Hey, calm down. I’m not finished yet. Well, first of all, we’ve shipped so many Aerymian elves before and there haven’t been any problems; secondly… I’ve discovered something else, which is far more significant than those few hundred thousand individuals.”

Hao Ren told the psychopath about the alien spaceship wreckage he had found and the world-traveling ‘First Born’. Raven 12345 was unusually quiet, which was something he totally did not expect.

“Great job!” Finally, a delighted voice was heard from the other end. “You have not disappointed me. I knew it, you’re a born bad hat! Things happen wherever you go!”