Chapter 22 - Story 67-68 (1/2)
【67.]
In the chatting group for pushing Shortie to update.
Tingting: I have to!!! Quit drinking!!!
Tingting: Last night, I didn’t stop drinking and come back until two a.m.
Tingting: As a result, I found my face was swollen this morning.
Tangtang: ?
Tangtang: A drinking girl?
Tingting: I got screwed last night!!!
Tingting: I was a fool.
Tingting: If I had knewn it was a blind date, I wouldn’t have gone there.
Tangtang: So you drank with them in flip-flops until 2 a.m.?
Tingting: I thought we would just eat at KFC.
Tingting: So I went there with pyjamas and flip-flops.
Tingting: Then I was hammered.
Tingting: Damn.
Tingting: As I woke up, I found myself holding the toilet. Besides, my phone was thrown into the washing machine, and there were four opened bottles of black tea on my bed.
Tangtang: ?
Tingting: I asked my brother what happened last night.
Tingting: He told me after I was drunk, I professed my love to that little boy, saying that he was super good. Then I asked him to buy me four bottles of black tea.
Tingting: What’s wrong with me?!!!!!!
Tangtang: Oops.
Tangtang: My sympathy to that little boy.
Tangtang: Whoever you like will come to no good.
Tingting: Well, now I kind of like you.
Tangtang: No, please spare me.
Xu Chi: Good morning.
Tingting: Shortie, you wake up! It’s time for you to write!
Tangtang: Shortie, you wake up! It’s time for you to write!
Xu Chi: I need to get some more sleep.
Tingting: I am starving!!!
Tingting: Crying. I want to eat steamed egg custard.
Tingting: I mean.
Tingting: The super tender steamed eggs custard.
Tingting: My mom can make it!
Tingting: She always adds some soy sauce and sesame oil to it.
Tingting: I’m hungry.
Tingting: I am gonna get up to make it.
Tingting: Forget it! I can’t.
Tangtang: But I can.
Tangtang: [picture]
Tangtang: I made this on last New Year’s Day!
Tingting: ?
Tingting: I can’t believe you can make it!
Tingting: Oh My God!
Tingting: So how to make it?
Tingting: Just eggs with water, right?
Tingting: Plus, salt.
Tangtang: Eggs with cold water.
Xu Chi: …
Xu Chi: Eggs with warm water.
Xu Chi: Then steam it.
Tingting: Cold water or warm water, which one is correct?
Tangtang: Trust me. With cold water, the egg will be more tender.
Tangtang: I once steamed it with warm water! It’s not tasty!
Xu Chi: With hot water.
Tangtang: With boiled water.
Tingting: ?
Tingting: I don’t want tough steamed egg custard.
Tingting: I want to eat tender one!
Xu Chi: Huh? I heard Guinea Pig will make a live broadcast tonight.
Tingting: Yep… X website held this activity specially for him. Besides, I heard there will be a lot of benefits for fans.
Xu Chi: Alright.
Xu Chi: I’m gonna go.
Tingting: Where are you going?!!!
Xu Chi: The broadcasting room.
Tingting: ?
Tingting: Only the fans of Guinea Pig will go there. What do you go there for?
Xu Chi: I’m his fan too.
Tingting: ?
Tingting: When did you become his fan?
Xu Chi: I just realized it.
Tingting: So how about your writing? When will you update the story? Xu Chi: To celebrate the live broadcast online of Guinea Pig for the first time, I decided to stop the update for three days.
Tingting: ?
Xu Chi: The update is just the business of Shortie. Why does it have anything to do with Short-Tailed Cat?
Tingting:?
Tangtang: …
【68.]
Looking at the increasingly large number of audience entering the broadcasting room, Tang Yanzhi sighed helplessly, “Stop coming in, or I am gonna be exited due to the poor network.”
【Hahahahhah]
【Sure enough, it’s the style of Piggy.]
【The first sentence Piggy said is driving his fans away! So lovely he is!]
【Your glowing terms make me admired.]
“As you know…” Tang Yanzhi looked at those full-screen comments and continued, “I’ve never been interested in this kind of activity. But after all, this is held by X website, my big daddy. So I have to accept it.
【The second sentence Piggy said is targeted on the organizer. So cool!]
【I have a hunch that his third sentence will be “goodbye to you all”.]
【So do I… ]
“Hmm?” Tang Yanzhi looked at the comment and said, “‘I have a hunch that his third sentence will be ‘goodbye to you all.’ ” This audience seems to have followed me for a long time, who knows me well.”
【?]
【???]
【??????]
【What the hell? Are you serious?]
“Calm down… Listen to me!” A laugh came from the microphone of Tang Yanzhi. “Wait, wait! Stop sending me gifts! Do you have enough money to do that? Are you richer than me? Ok, listen to me. Anyone who still sends me gifts will be kicked out of here!”
【Sorry I don’t have money.]
【Sorry you’re the richest.]
【What Piggy said made me overjoyed that I am gonna be blind.]
【What? The last poster, what are you talking about?]