Chapter 23 - What to Do, In Front of My Roommate I Performed a Split (2/2)

Wei Ru Song poutingly pushed him, “I still can dance along to <Dancer>, despite being at this age, my splits are perfectly straight.”

“Hmm, I also feel that Senior’s body is very flexible.” Xiao Nian thoughtfully stroked his chin.

Maybe Jolin Tsai’s life-size cutout was too attractive, there was another gay couple in the group of ten couples, everyone applauded and cheered them on.

The rules of the game were simple, one would explain and the other would guess, whoever who guessed the most would win. Wei Ru Song believed that having played video games together with Xiao Nian for so long they had great teamwork, that they could basically communicate without words.

In the end looking at the first phrase Wei Ru Song had a headache, how to explain “Muacks”?

“One syllable,” Wei Ru Song pursed his lips and kissed the air madly, while making sounds that were a little disgusting. “Po po po po…”

“…” After 2 seconds Xiao Nian answered. “Kissing?”

“One syllable!”

“Kiss?”

“No, I’ve expressed this to you before, I’ve done it to you before!”

“Muacks?”

“Correct!” Wei Ru Song wanted to jump over and kiss Xiao Nian. “Next, one word.”

Wei Ru Song pointed at his crotch, Xiao Nian was silent, he wanted to say dick, but felt that being in public the answer could not be so obscene.

“It describes a person!”

“Prick.”

“Right right right!” Wei Ru Song blew Xiao Nian a flying kiss. “Next, this… what is this? One word,” Wei Ru Song for some inexplicable reason his mind turned dirty, he called out to Xiao Nian with a high-pitched voice, “Master Master, do you want to eat rice or eat me first?”

“Maid.”

“Correct! Correct!”

Having guessed 3 in a row correctly, Wei Ru Song was exhilarated, he wanted to lift Xiao Nian up for hugs and kisses- You’re really my darling! The next phrase was “forever alone”, Wei Ru Song was unable to describe it, so he passed on it, next one was “I love you”, the whole crowd cheered, but Wei Ru Song was silent, he hesitated for a moment before passing it, but Xiao Nian managed to give the answer.

“I love you.”

The audience was stunned, even Wei Ru Song was stunned.

“How did you know?!”

“Because I feel that you really want to be the first to say this, but now I’m saying it first.”

The next phrase was <Dancer>, this Wei Ru Song was very good at, Wei Ru Song immediately started dancing provocatively, Xiao Nian’s eyes could not leave the sight.

“Seduction?”

“Jolin Tsai’s song! The one I told you just now!” Wei Ru Song did a split. “You still complimented me saying my body is flexible!”

“<Dancer>!”

Xiao Nian’s mind too started turning dirty, the next time he would definitely get Wei Ru Song to dance for him.

“Right right right! Damn Junior I love you so much!”

“Me too.”

When time was up they had a total score of 5, not too high nor low. Wei Ru Song was full of expectations, everything comes to those who wait, Wei Ru Song and Xiao Nian with a marvellous performance had won the– first prize.

—What the fuck the script wasn’t supposed to be like that! As two guys why the fuck would we want the lipsticks?! The host could still smilingly ask them to take a group photo, Xiao Nian from start till end had a zen expression on his face, whereas for Wei Ru Song he could not even smile.

Most importantly, the third prize, went to the other gay couple… Wei Ru Song decided to try and discuss with them.

“Two big brothers, why don’t I swap these lipsticks for your cutout? I see your lip colour is very similar to this lipstick.”

“Sorry,” The delicately made-up boy rejected. “I signed up because of the life-sized cutout too.”

Damn, this was still not the end, the winner of the first prize still had to apply the lipstick and kiss the boyfriend, what was this situation! God are you really playing with me!