Chapter 11 - What to Do, My Roommate’s Mother Witnessed Us Showering Together (2/2)

“What would you do without me?”

“Still dare to mention this? When I was living alone previously I didn’t die and had to wait to be discovered by people smelling the stench of death.”

Therefore, the root cause of all these problems was because Xiao Nian and Wei Ru Song became roommates! Wei Ru Song finally found the source of his troubles. When Wei Ru Song was staying alone for a year was he not safe and sound? Other than that time when he slipped in the bathroom, something like this did happen in the past, only this time there was Xiao Nian to save him, actually it was not too bad… Wait! Am I growing dependent on him?! Wake up, Wei Ru Song! You cannot continue like this! This could only be a beautiful mistake!

“Senior, are you able to move,” Xiao Nian bent over, tweaking Wei Ru Song’s cotton candy backside. “Are you able to stand up?”

“You–“

Wei Ru Song could not believe what was happening, he suspected that either his brain was fried or Xiao Nian’s one was, or maybe both their brains were fried, was Xiao Nian actually teasing him?! Xiao Nian’s lips quirked slightly, but it was still captured by Wei Ru Song’s sharp gaze. Wei Ru Song, not to be outdone, also reached over to Xiao Nian’s backside to pinch it tightly, Xiao Nian looked at him wanting to laugh but holding it in, only then did Wei Ru Song, sitting on the toilet, realised that Xiao Nian was actually this tall. Xiao Nian started stripping in front of Wei Ru Song, those abs, those pecs, that clavicle, that Adam’s apple– Wei Ru Song hurriedly looked down, but his short hair could not cover his red ears, Xiao Nian helplessly laughed.

“Shy?”

“No! The bathroom is just too warm!”

His voice still echoing, Xiao Nan fondled Wei Ru Song’s ear, stroking it gently, causing Wei Ru Song to be covered with goosebumps. It was not nauseating, but only caused by the ambiguous atmosphere.

“Why are you strip- strip- stripping…”

“Because the bathroom is warm.”

Xiao Nian removed his pants, Wei Ru Song’s line of vision also just happened to be right at his crotch, the shape of that object clearly defined under the soaked underwear, Wei Ru Song immediately recalled the performance of this item last night, and for some unknown reason starting to feel shy… Xiao Nian then started removing his underwear in a very seductive manner, using his index finger to hook onto his waistband and pulling it away from him body. What was he trying to do, Wei Ru Song thought fearfully. Xiao Nian pulled down a corner of his underwear, his sexy adonis belt extending into the still covered crotch, causing Wei Ru Song to be lost in them. No, he could not lose himself this way, Wei Ru Song reached out and pulled Xiao Nian’s underwear up, like a mother pulling her son’s low waist pants.

“What are you doing, trying to show off?”

“Nothing,” Xiao Nian’s face was full of innocence. “I want to shower.”

“Then I’ll go.”

Wei Ru Song staggered out of the bathroom, he could have been jinxed today, his feet were slippery, nearly falling again after taking a few steps. By then Xiao Nian was completely nude, looking at Wei Ru Song’s faltering steps he was worried, quickly supporting him from the back. Wei Ru Song thought Xiao Nian was standing firmly, so he fell backwards confidently, however Xiao Nian was unprepared, resulting in him falling and sitting onto the toilet, and pulling Wei Ru Song down at the same time.

Now the situation was: Xiao Nian sat on top of the toilet seat cover, and Wei Ru Song was sitting on top of Xiao Nian’s object. Wei Ru Song was frozen, he did not dare to look at Xiao Nian, his feet were unable to touch the ground, he fruitlessly struggled a little, only to slide back onto that thing dejectedly, Xiao Nian could only carry him off his body. Wei Ru Song hurriedly escaped the bathroom, only to start squawking after a few seconds, returning to the bathroom and hugging Xiao Nian in fear.

“Ah ah ah ah Junior there’s a woman outside! A fairy! A goddess! Fuck am I dreaming or hallucinating?!”

“Don’t be scared,” Xiao Nian wiped his face. “Let’s go out to take a look.”

“I, I don’t have any clothes…”

“…”

Hence Xiao Nian passed Wei Ru Song his t-shirt, due to their height difference Xiao Nian’s t shirt was long enough to cover what should be covered on Wei Ru Song, while Xiao Nian kept his pants for himself. Placing a towel on Wei Ru Song’s head, the two of them left the bathroom one after the other.

Sitting on Xiao Nian’s chair was a lady, around 30 years of age, the more Wei Ru Song looked at her face the more he was creeped out- How did she look so similar to Xiao Nian? If Xiao Nian was to become a female he would look exactly like this! Could it be Xiao Nian’s sister?

“Why are you here,” Xiao Nian cocked his brow. “Mom.”

Mom?! Mom?! Mom?! This fairy sister was Xiao Nian’s mother?!