Chapter 5 - What to Do, the Gym Teacher Thinks that My Roommate and I Had Sex In the Equipment Room (2/2)

– @BrotherSongisbetterlookingthanTakeshiKaneshiro He is my roommate and senior [look at photo]

Half of Xiao Nian’s face was exposed in the photo, and only the back of Wei Ru Song’s head was shown.

After posting Xiao Nian felt a little silly, but still could not be bothered with the comments. His most important task now was to talk to Wei Ru Song.

Although Xiao Nian and Wei Ru Song were from different years, but gym class was attended by the entire faculty. Just nice both of them were assigned to Sanda training, so every Wednesday morning one would follow the other to class, silently buying each other breakfast, then giving each other the meal in the equipment room, just like pop idols hiding their underground relationship.

“Senior, I bought you a sandwich and milk.”

“Oh oh, nice,” Wei Ru Song avoided his line of sight and received his breakfast without batting an eyelid. “I still prefer buns and soy milk though.”

“I’ll buy it next time.”

“Next time next time next time,” Wei Ru Song unhappily pouted. “You always say next time, but still end up buying me milk and a sandwich.”

“Sorry.”

Usually they would sit on a mat in the equipment room and quickly eat their food, but something in the air felt a little different from the usual harmonious feeling. There was a little awkwardness, a little shyness, a little feeling — Fine there wasn’t actually any feelings growing.

“Senior, did I do something wrong?”

“Ah?” Wei Ru Song drank a mouthful of milk. “No you didn’t…”

“Ever since the welcome dinner, you’ve been avoiding me.”

Xiao Nian pointed at his lips, Wei Ru Song quickly stuck out his pink and tender tongue to lick up his milk moustache.

Smiling guiltily, “No, no I haven’t.”

“Can we not even be friends?”

“No, it’s not like that!” Wei Ru Song waved his hands, embarrassedly rubbing his head. “I just feel that, you’re really too outstanding, having this kind of nonsensical rumours with me is really a disadvantage to you. I still acted like a victim, so shameful.”

“No, it won’t be.” Xiao Nian was clearly the junior, but he felt tender due to Wei Ru Song’s dejected image. With his blessed height advantage he petted Wei Ru Song’s head. “Senior is also very outstanding, I’m very lucky to be roommates with Senior. You don’t bother about those rumours, we’ll face them together, ok?”

“You!” Wei Ru Song jumped up like an angry cat, spilling the milk onto the mat, his face and eyes speedily turning red. “You, you, you, you!”

“Me?”

“So rude!” Wei Ru Song stuffed the sandwich into his mouth and leapt towards Xiao Nian, both of them twisted and rolled onto the mat. “I’ll beat you, I’ll beat you, I’ll beat this asshole!”

Of course Wei Ru Song did not really hit him, and it actually seemed a little flirtatious. Xiao Nian held onto Wei Ru Song’s waist, afraid that he would fall off his body, and realised for the first time that Wei Ru Song’s waist was actually so slender.

“Still acting cool, only you look cool now,” Wei Ru Song sat across Xiao Nian’s waist, twisting his face to scare him. “You think I can’t be provoked? Hmm? Hmm?” Wei Ru Song could not help but rub his buttocks slightly on Xiao Nian’s crotch. “Why is it wet?”

“The milk you just spilled splashed onto my pants.”

“What?!”

Before Wei Ru Song could get up, the door of the equipment room was wrenched open. The tall and well built macho gym teacher actually shrieked.

“Eee ya – What are you guys doing?!”

“No sir you – “

“Thunk -” The Sanda coach raged outside the room, “Wear your pants and come out!”

Xiao Nian and Wei Ru Song quickly exited, standing at attention in front of the Sanda coach, receiving his sharp glares.

The current situation was extremely serious. Xiao Nian’s crotch was wet, Wei Ru Song’s buttocks were wet. The Sanda coach endured the risk of heart attack and recalled their previous position, but ended up blushing. Having lived for 40 years and doing it with his wife, he had only used the most basic positions, youth these days are really very wild!

“You two! Actually doing this kind of improper things in the sacred equipment room!” The Sanda coach, as a practitioner, was full of righteousness, indignantly lectured. “Go wash the mat in the equipment room!”

“No sir listen to my explanation! That’s milk! Milk! I accidentally spilled it!”

“Then why one of your pants is wet in front and the other is wet behind? You spilled the milk with your ass?”

“No… I…”

Wei Ru Song could only cry without tears, while Xiao Nian pretended that he was not there.The Sanda coach’s lecture had attracted the attention of the whole Sanda class, seeing the positions of the wet patches on the two men’s pants, everyone could not help but smile lewdly.

On the way back to the dormitory to change their pants, a new rumour spread: In the equipment room, Xiao Nian and Wei Ru Song were having sex in the cowboy position.