Chapter 4 - What to Do, My Enemy Thinks That My Roommate and I Performed On the Piano (2/2)

“… Thank you very much.”

One day left to the welcome dinner, Xiao Nian stayed up all night, hiding in the piano room to practice. Done with the noodles and feeling bored, Wei Ru Song strolled listlessly around the room, only to return to his seat and start calling out.

“Ah ah ah Xiao Nian’s so cool!”

“Ah ah ah ah Nian Nian’s so talented!”

“We will support Nian Nian forever!”

“Are you crazy?”

Xiao Nian’s tone was a little cold, resulting in Wei Ru Song immediately stuttering.

“No, No I’m not, I, I just wanted to let you get used to tomorrow’s conditions, let you forget, and not get shocked.”

“…”

Xiao Nian was actually not ignoring Wei Ru Song most of the time, he only did not know how to react to him.

“Angry?”

“No,” Xiao Nian was only slightly irritated by Wei Ru Song, but he did not express it. “Let’s return.”

“Junior, I’ll like to sing a song for you.”

“Sing.”

“Missing your smile, missing your coat, missing your white socks and your smell, I miss your kiss…”

“Shh!”

Xiao Nian yanked Wei Ru Song over, Wei Ru Song fearfully covered his mouth to protect his first kiss. No no no I didn’t really want your kiss! Despite being tall, Xiao Nian was surprisingly agile. After pull Wei Ru Song to hide behind the piano, the door opened and a ray of light entered.

“Strange, I clearly heard some disturbance coming from this corner.”

It was the security guard, he stood at the entrance of the piano room sniffing.

“What smells so good? What’s glowing over there? Electric stove? Which punk did I catch cooking noodles here? Ah it’s still piping hot, damn!”

Xiao Nian finally stopped the wildly struggling Wei Ru Song with a lot of strength. Wei Ru Song was about to lift the piano and fight with the guard. That’s the stove I just bought this semester! I’ve barely used it myself compared to the number of times I’ve used it for Xiao Nian! Scram you’re pissing me off ah! Xiao Nian quickly mouthed to Wei Ru Song: “Life is like a game, it’s fate that allowed you to meet. To accompany each other till old is not easy, therefore it should be treasured more. Senior, I’ll buy you a fully automatic one.”

Only then did Wei Ru Song obediently waited for the security guard to leave before standing up.

“Fine, since it’s you I won’t be calculative-“

“Hold on don’t stand up yet – “

Xiao Nian wanted to grab Wei Ru Song’s waist to pull him to the ground, but we all know that Wei Ru Song is a sturdy straight man, standing so straight that the only curved thing on him was his belt. Of all things to grab on Xiao Nian grabbed his belt and yanked him down, and the security guard happened to return as he forgot to look the door.

This night, the moon shone brightly, and the only thing brighter than the moon, was Wei Ru Song’s snow white buttocks.

Those were perfectly shaped buttocks, with pale white skin, a perfect curve, under a flashlight it was basically a sculptor’s masterpiece, so beautiful that it brought tears to one’s eyes.

“Who’s there?!”

Wei Ru Song hurriedly turned his head, panicking till he forgot whether to cover his face or his buttocks. With his actions, he also ended up exposing Xiao Nian who was half-kneeling on the ground. With the security guard’s age, his eyesight was not very good, and seeing two guys in the middle of the night in the piano room, one without his pants and the other half-kneeling, no matter how he looked at it and how he thought about it, this was a problem, and a very big problem at that.

Actually Wei Ru Song secretly had a deviant anticipation, would the rumour this time become “Xiao Nian gave Wei Ru Song a blowjob in the piano room in the middle of the night”? If so Wei Ru Song would be quite willing…

However, the masses’ creativity would always far exceed Wei Ru Song’s imagination. Just before Xiao Nian entered the stage, the school council literary club’s senior Lin Kai Jie suddenly showed concern for Xiao Nian. He patted Xiao Nian’s shoulder and enigmatically asked.

“Xiao Nian, did you press Wei Ru Song on the piano and performed <Flight of the Bumblebee>?”

Xiao Nian had yet to reply, and Wei Ru Song appearing out of no where starting beating up Lin Kai Jie. Fuck you still dare to bully my junior? Don’t you know who’s supporting him? Wei Ru Song smiled coldly.

“He did perform <Flight of the Bumblebee>, other than bullying people what did you do?”

Everyone backstage fell into silence. Wei Ru Song still thought that he said something really cool, not knowing that everyone was paying attention to the first part of his statement, including Xiao Nian.