Chapter 3 - What to Do, My Neighbour Thinks My Roommate and I are Fucking (2/2)
“So you can hear me, actually there’s nothing important.” Wei Ru Song had not been exercising recently because of his calf injury, and felt his body aching from the inactivity. “Could you help me with a massage? I’ll massage you back after?”
This should be reciprocal!
“Ok come.”
Xiao Nian quickly climbed onto Wei Ru Song’s bed, Wei Ru Song positioned himself immediately. Xiao Nian vigorously rubbed a knot on his back, and Wei Ru Song could only groan.
“Oh… Oh!”
“Is this ok, Senior? Am I hurting you?”
“No! Feels good!” Wei Ru Song was about to lose himself with this feeling. “Harder!”
“Oh! Ah! Ha…”
“Feels damn good!”
“Ah… Uh….” Wei Ru Song could no longer speak clearly. “My, my turn next.”
At this moment, in room 323 next door:
“Fuck that robot!”
“Why did you look back finish him off!”
“Fuck fuck fuck what is that player doing over there! Fuck!” Lin Xiang was killed, he removed his earphones and drank some water. Right then, he suddenly heard some weird noises coming from room 325. “Eh? What’s going on?”
Having mentioned before that the soundproofing in the dormitory was lousy, as well as Wei Ru Song’s bed being positioned right against the wall shared with room 323, anything that happened could be heard. Lin Xiang stood up and pressed his ear against the wall, and could not believe what he was hearing.
“Is this ok, Senior? Am I hurting you?”
“No! Feels good! Harder!”
“Fuck!” Lin Xiang’s head was about to explode. He dragged his roommates up. “Don’t beat me, listen to what’s happening next door?! Fuck, doesn’t it sound like Wei Ru Song and Xiao Nian are fucking?”
“Huh? What if we get reported for this?”
“Why would we get reported for eavesdropping, we’ll just report them back till year 2027! Quick! Come and listen!”
Thus there was a group of people sticking to the wall like lizards.
“Feels damn good!”
“Ah… Uh… My turn next.”
“It’s fine, as long as Senior feels comfortable.”
“Comfortable as hell! Ah ah ah I’m gonna die! Fucking great! Ha ah…”
“Fuck!” The group was about to leap up with anger and go next door to catch the couple in action, but was stopped by a few.
“Don’t, don’t, we don’t know who would feel more awkward!”
The third storey was occupied by Year 2 students, Lin Xiang and the rest also happened to be classmates of Wei Ru Song, they quickly surrounded Wei Ru Song in class.
“Ru Song ah, Xiao Nian and…”
“Innocent! I’ve never sucked Xiao Nian’s dick neither have I had sex with him.”
Wei Ru Song had learnt to answer quickly. The occupants of room 323 glanced at each other. Yang Shan, the meekest out of them, then commented.
“Nah, it’s your freedom to love, haha, but when you’re doing this kind of things could you pay more attention next time? You also know, the soundproofing in the dormitory really isn’t very good, we all heard what happened last Friday.”
“Huh? Heard? What did you guys hear?”
“Xiao Nian and you doing that, we could hear your voices pretty clearly…”
“Xiao Nian and I what?! When did I do that with him?! Huh?!”
The probing looks of occupants from room 323 changed to disdain.
Done with classes and meals, Xiao Nian was looking through his music tabs. Once he saw that Wei Ru Song was back, he frankly reported to him.
“Senior, I heard a new version today.”
“Me too.”
“We’ll say it together.”
“3, 2, 1.”
“Xiao Nian and Wei Ru Song were fucking so loudly it disturbed their neighbours.”
“Wei Ru Song and Xiao Nian were fucking so loudly it disturbed their neighbours.”