Chapter 1 - What to Do, My Girlfriend Thinks I Gave My Roommate a Blowjob (2/2)

“I thought I’d already called to inform you.”

Did you call me when you were dreaming? Wei Rusong nearly threw his phone. Wait a minute, it seemed like that had happened.

Flashback to day X during the school holidays:

“I’m here.. what? Are you looking down on me? You’re not allowed to look down on me!”

“Be a man! So full of vigour. Be brighter than the sun…”

“Which asshole is calling me at this time? Counsellor Zhou? Hello, hello. Eh, yes— fuck don’t run towards me! Ah, it’s nothing. A roommate? No, I don’t have one— which asshole is beating me?! Ok ok, bye Counsellor Zhou!”

“Ohoho~, I’m going to beat your asses and wash off this shame!”

Returning to the present.

Ah yes, Wei Rusong remembered that day of enthusiastic gaming. He finally went into the top 3000 ranks on the ladder; whereas what Counselor Zhou had previously mentioned, he could not recall a word.

Fine, one reaped what he sowed; Wei Rusong sighed.

“You better keep your shoes neatly. The past incident was definitely your fault, but since I’m older than you, I’m not going to nitpick. Next time, you better listen to me ok?”

Xiao Nian nodded obediently.

Since he was young, Wei Rusong had always sneered at gossip, but even so, Xiao Nian’s fame had exceeded his expectations. Firstly, Xiao Nian was handsome enough that a secretly-taken candid shot of him had gathered over ten thousand views online. Secondly, Xiao Nian had a good background. His father was a well-known entrepreneur, the country’s pride, while his mother was a famous goddess. Even now, if a survey was to be done amongst the older generation, most would still choose her as their dream lover.

And it was Xiao Nian who had inherited her good looks; just that it was a male version. Thirdly, Xiao Nian was a straight-A student. Apparently, his grades were the top in the faculty, but for him to be given the last position in the last class, it seemed like someone was messing with him.

Of course, Wei Rusong wasn’t too bad himself — he was bright and cheerful, with some people comparing him to Daniel Wu and others to Takeshi Kaneshiro. If there was no one to compare him to, it would be fine, but standing next to Xiao Nian he could see how his looks definitely paled in comparison.

News spread rapidly across the campus — there was a senior that gave Xiao Nian a blowjob on the first day of school!Of course, this sounded like nonsense, especially amongst the girls. They refused to believe it, and actually formed a team in support of Xiao Nian; trying to clear his name. Both parties involved never made any statements, so eventually the news faded into the background. Particularly after military training, Xiao Nian did not react to anything, so there was no follow-up to the incident.

However, Wei Rusong could no longer get back into a relationship with Chen Xuanxuan. No matter how hard he explained, she categorically refused to believe him. She had already witnessed him on his knees in front of Xiao Nian… Just thinking about it disgusted her. And so, Wei Rusong’s first relationship, where he was even too shy to hold hands, came to a baffling end.

Currently, Wei Rusong was very bored in class so he ended up playing games on his phone. Wei Rusong tended to be entirely engrossed when playing games, losing all focus for anything around him, which explained why he had no idea he had gained a roommate. But even so, when it came to gaming, he was pretty skilled.

“Eh, Rusong,” His classmate Liu Xing, also known as Big Mouth Monkey, leant towards him. His nickname was pretty self-explanatory; he was talkative and a gossip, as well as looking like a monkey. Hence the name Big Mouth Monkey. “What happened between you and Xiao Nian?”

“Eh?” Wei Rusong replied thoughtlessly as his fingers flew across his screen.

“Did you really give Xiao Nian a blowjob?”

“Are you stupid? That Angela player only had a little HP left — why did Yuji stop? Kill her! Yes, yes, whatever you said is correct. Don’t disturb me.”

Wei Rusong was officially in do-not-disturb mode. Big Mouth Monkey smiled slyly.

“So what did it taste like?”

“What did what taste like? Ahh—! I’m gonna die!” Wei Rusong grit his teeth and spat out, “Salty bitch!”

From then on, the gossip spread like a viral infection, but this time in even more detail, including the names of those involved.

Wei Rusong gave Xiao Nian a blowjob on the first day of school and commented that it was salty.

At this point in time, even if Xiao Nian was a saint, he could not tolerate it any longer. So when Wei Rusong returned to the dormitory looking glum, Xiao Nian took the rare initiative to speak.

“Senior, I’m not gay.”

“Fuck, then do you think I am? I’m also not gay!”

“Then why did you tell others my dick is salty?” Xiao Nian appeared calm, but his tone said otherwise. “Have you even tried it?”