732 Ill Chemically Castrate You (1/2)
”…”
Tang Mo'er wasn't Little Munchkin's wife, she was his wife.
This Little Munchkin just didn't understand. In his mind, it was preoccupied with only one thought, to be together with Fairy Sister. Gu Mohan had never anticipated this day to arrive, he would have to fight with his son for a woman.
”Niuniu, you're too young, Fairy Sister won't get married to you. When you eventually grow up, Fairy Sister will be old. Can you really bear to have Fairy Sister wait for you for ten or twenty years and waste all of her youth on you?” Gu Mohan tried to convince him with sound logic.
Little Munchkin's face contorted, and his tiny lips twisted into an indignant pout. ”But if she's willing to wait for me, Fairy Sister will have me, a little fresh meat[1]. On the contrary, Daddy would already be old by then, you'll be an old man.”
Gu Mohan, ”…”
You little brat, how am I even old?!
It was at that instant, Gu Mohan realized that nothing he said was going into Little Munchkin's head. He decided that using force was probably a better way. Lifting his arm, he wanted to spank Niuniu.
But the bathroom door suddenly burst open, and Tang Mo'er rushed inside, bending down and hugging Little Munchkin in one swift motion. She glared at him with her lustrous eyes. ”President Gu, why are you hitting Niuniu for no good reason? Calm down, we can always talk things through, there's no need to use force.”
When he saw that his beloved Fairy Sister was protecting him, Little Munchkin quickly snuggled into Tang Mo'er's arms, sticking his tongue out at Gu Mohan petulantly. ”That's right, Daddy is a brutal dictator!”
The mother-son duo hugged each other tightly, both glaring at him with their eyes wide open.
Gu Mohan, ”…”
”Little Niuniu, let me help you wash your face and brush your teeth.”
”Thank you, Fairy Sister. Daddy was planning to spank me just now, wu… I'm so scared!”
”Niuniu, don't be scared. I'll protect you.”
”Mm, although Daddy really loves me, he does have a bad temper and loves hitting people. Fairy Sister, you'd better stay away from Daddy, I'm afraid that he might hit you when he gets angry!”
Hearing the little one's words, Tang Mo'er smiled, leaning over to kiss Little Munchkin on the cheek. ”Alright, I'll listen to little Niuniu and stay away from him.”…
With that, the mother-son duo entered the bathroom and their endless laughter could be heard even from outside. Gu Mohan continued to eavesdrop on the little rascal talking bad about him in front of his woman. He really wanted to just barge into the bathroom and give him a swift kick.
He probably wasn't his biological son.
…
In the bathroom.
As Tang Mo'er helped Little Munchkin wash up, she suddenly smelled a clean, masculine scent. Gu Mohan was behind her.
Looking in the mirror, Tang Mo'er could see him dressed in a full set of custom-made attire, a white shirt with pressed black trousers. It seemed that he had already taken a shower in the other bathroom. There wasn't a single crease on his clothes and his entire countenance was perfect, only accentuating his dignified aura.
He had both hands in her pocket, standing right behind her with close proximity, almost close enough that he was leaning against her.
Along with his imposing figure was an oppressive aura, it appeared as though she was standing in his arms with her smaller 1.6-meter frame.
”I'm fine with you kissing Niuniu, but you're not allowed to kiss him on the lips!” He warned her with a stern voice.
Not allowed to kiss Little Niuniu on the lips…?
”…”
She obviously wouldn't do that, adults should never kiss young children on the lips, they should only kiss their cheeks. The reason behind that was to prevent the spread of germs to children, she was informed of such basic hygiene practices.
”President Gu, please rest assured, I'm very fond of Niuniu and I'd never cause him any harm.”
”I'm not worried about you, but rather, I'm worried about Niuniu.” He then lowered his voice and whispered in her ear, ”Your lips belong to me and only me.”
”…”
Was he seriously saying this? She had assumed that he was concerned about Niuniu and that's why he hadn't allowed her to kiss Niuniu on the lips.
But it turned out, he was being jealous.
He was jealous of his own son!