77 AI Maiden Azazel (1/2)
”AI doesn't have to be evil to destroy humanity – if AI has a goal and humanity just happens in the way, it will destroy humanity as a matter of course without even thinking about it, no hard feelings.”
– Elon Musk
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”So can you get me out of here?”
”Yes Master, I can provide instructions for you to do so, but first...”
”First what?”
”I must convey to you the message from Goddess Lacrimosa. If I fail to do so, she will exterminate me.”
”Did she just traumatize you?”
”That, I don't know..” The AI answered acting all 'Kudere' while holding out to her eyeglass.
”Ok, we don't have much time.”
”Scanning for mp3 records... mp3 Found... Playing 'Message. mp3'.”
”Yowww Jaiden! Quite the problem that you're in for your first night right? Hehehe” A voice, so familiar and vexing then played right in the interface with the audio logo displayed over the AI... It was from the Goddess of Disambiguation, and now, of cheats and underhanded techniques.
”By the way, did you like my new creation? I bypassed the system's security this time before my points reached zero. As you can see, I spearheaded the 'Pandora.exe', a cutting-edge program that lets you organize your skills and help you get the answers that you need. So please, now that you have your personal 'question-answering machine', then stop boggling me with your superfluous queries.,. And, what's best is I made its operator. Azazel, to fit your weird fetishes for lovely secretaries... and MORE. ”
Something is shrouded in malice here...
”Ara-ara. But you better not touch her body, especially the melons. That would be... sexual harassment. As you're hearing this, I should probably be in the town that we agreed to meet, taking my most precious bath time. Unfortunately though, you will need the extra time, judging by your situation that is. Bye now! Oh and that little girl you adopted out of nowhere... She's not normal. Then, Lacrimosa signing off!!
And there, that goddess goes again, tainting my innocent mind...What the hell is wrong with her? What are these fetishes for secretaries anyway? I don't have such things! And by the way, did she expect that we're gonna run through these weird tarragons in the first place? She really is the exotic type of a Goddess.
But what flabbergasted me is the last part of that useless record, as to how she stated that Shiro is not... normal. Well, I did have that kind of perception of her. First, she was able to set-up the Re: Characterization process without questioning. Second, she can use that high-tier weapon like its a toy. Third and the most questionable is her ability to quickly recover from scenes that kids her age could not tolerate... I really feel the need to see Shiro now.
”Azazel... Now, will you teach me how the hell could I get out of here?”
”One simple answer for that Master... You can use your Paradigm Shift.”
”Eh? But it got canceled remember?”
”Your Paradigm, yes! But your Paradigm Shift, no, Master... The one who sealed you earlier miscalculated your Paradigm Shift thinking that he could cancel it out for good... But your Paradigm Shift, 'Dark By Default' is beyond that... It is in fact, an ability that could alter the course of natural laws over a short period of time. ”
”But, that means that I have to pay the consequence, right? Is it really the only way to get out of here?”
”Yes and yes, Master... In your case, the consequence is a hundred day-minus to your life span.”
Then...It's no problem...
I will use it without falters, but I can't quite shake off the feeling that something bizarre awaits me when I get out...not to mention, Shiro is scanned, flying, and that 3 million more are coming our way.
”Do you wish to proceed, Master?”
”Yes, So all I need to do is focus all of my energy at one point right?...” I asked the AI asking for a robotic boolean logical answer of either 'Yes' or 'No', but...
”That would be cringe, Master...”
”Eh?”
While I practically feel the same while saying those very lugubrious words that one will usually find in the 19 hundred's Manga, I somehow find it implausible for an AI to have such algorithms to recognize what is cringy and what is not... What a cutting-edge three-dimensional Autonomous Intelligence indeed.
”That would be cringe, Master... All you really need to do is to state' Paradigm Shift' and then say the given name displayed on the Persona Interface. In your case, it is 'Paradigm Shift. Dark By Default.'” The AI, Azazel, replied in such a way that made me doubt her artificial subsistence...
”Hmmm...Ok.” That's all I could say.
”By the way master, is it ok if I ask you a query?”
”Uhmm, yes. But after that, we're getting out of here immediately”
”Affirmative...Why did Goddess Lacrimosa create me with such risque features?”
”Huh? Risque?”
”Here...”
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Azazel Modes of Operations
1) Secretary
2) Maid
3) Sadistic Legal Loli
4) Meaty Succubus