1475 The Vegetarian School (1/2)
Translated by XephiZ
Edited by Aelryinth
Mo Fan seriously thought he had been set up by Miss Ceylan!
She clearly mentioned that his impression of their school was going to change after dinner. She was absolutely right; Mo Fan's impression of Alps Institute could not be any worse after dinner!
”These vegetables, bread, and vegetable soups… f**k me, give me some meat!” Mo Fan was about to lose his mind.
Since he was injured, he was looking forward to eating some meat to replenish his blood and aid his recovery. To his surprise, Alps Institute turned out to be a vegetarian school. Apart from the female students with their pale, tender, and juicy skin, there was no sign of meat at all!
The Alps had a lot of readily-available ingredients to prepare some exotic delicacies, but there was a huge sign on the canteen's door stating that every little creature on the mountain was the most adorable little elf. They would be blessed with good luck if they stumbled into the creatures, but if they brought any harm to the creatures, they would find themselves in misfortune!
”I'm utterly impressed by you guys. You don't eat any meat, so why are your students as tough as nails?” Mo Fan said to Ceylan.
Ceylan was a typical cunning old fox. She would reply gently regardless of the sarcastic comments Mo Fan was throwing at her. It felt like his words did not mean anything, like he was punching some cotton.
”We just put all our attention on cultivating. Seeing how hot-tempered you are, you should actually consider staying here and cultivate for a few months. I believe your demeanor would change significantly after a few months. Why do you think people always think of our students as sacred as a snow lotus herb on Tianshan Mountain? It's because of our unique management and our determination to eat vegetarian as a way to respect nature. We are friendly, but we aren't timid,” Ceylan said seriously. The wrinkles on her face stood out when she smiled, but she did not seem to be bothered by them at all.
”Ceylan is right. Our Pearl Institute is located in a busy city. The KTVs, food stalls, and bars are within reach, and are distractions to the students. Those that do not have a firm heart are going to lose their way. We should really be learning from you guys by establishing a new school on Beiyu Mountain. We'll let the new students spend some time among the verdant hills and limpid water to train their hearts before they set foot in society,” Professor Zheng nodded. He actually admired Alps Institute's approach!
”There are different ways of doing it, but being vegetarian is a little overdoing it...” Professor Li loved eating meat and drinking alcohol, too. The reason why he was reluctant to come here was because he knew the school was vegetarian.
It was truly a struggle!
”Not only are they vegetarian, they didn't even use any oil in their cooking. Ceylan, I've indeed learned a lot today. Can you please send two students that are slightly normal to escort us down the mountain tomorrow morning?” Mo Fan had enough of this.
Who said the place was a paradise for men? Paradise my ass!
It was true that most of the students were fair-skinned and beautiful, and possessed of a sacred temperament, yet they were all proud as peacocks. They assumed all men in the world were vile and filthy. He wondered which brainless leader of the school had brainwashed them that way. What year was it? Even the monasteries had Wi-Fi nowadays, yet this place did not even have mobile signal coverage. He could not help but wonder if he had gone back to the Middle Ages!
”Mo Fan, stop complaining so much, we still have to stay here for the exchange program that lasts for a month. We can't just leave tomorrow,” Professor Zheng sighed.
”A month?” Mo Fan and Zhao Manyan blurted out.
Didn't they say they were going to pay a quick visit as a part of the official procedures? How did it suddenly become a month now? What kind of joke was this? Not eating meat for a month was worse than being banned from having sex for a month!
”Mo Fan, one of the Magistrates is from Alps Institute. She was the one that planned the exchange program, so we can't leave yet. If you do well in the program, you might leave the Magistrate with a good impression. It's going to help you with the trial, too!” Professor Zheng encouraged him.
”A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe,” Mo Fan replied.
”Very well, if you are leaving tomorrow, we'll be going back to our country, too. Whatever happens here is none of our concern,” Professor Zheng said.
”...Professor Zheng, I thought you were different from Professor Li, the kind that cares a lot about their face,” Mo Fan said.
”What did you say!?” Professor Li immediately cried out. He pointed at Professor Zheng and said, ”How dare you compare him with me?”
”Old Li, what do you mean by that? Wasn't I just following the instructions from the school!?” Professor Zheng grunted.