Chapter 60 - The Don And The Nestle Favor 3 (2/2)

A Sampaguita flower tied on her phony-tailed hair.

”Hmph, I knew it. I'm sexy when I wear a black gothic dress like mother!” the slime pounded her chest proudly. ”Hmm, I'm impressed. You are still sane to put some clothes around your tiny body,” Hermes muttered aside that only he could hear.

'Go for it, slime. Kill your sister. Both of you are monsters after all. Do you think you can convince your little sister to join us? To think you are making lies to instill a sense of fear into her heart. Both of you have a mom, huh. I wonder who she is. By the way, who the hell is Papirus? I doubt they are real. You're good in making a lame background story about your family, slime,' Hermes was dubious.

”W, w, will mommy forgive me?” asked the informant, crying. ”No, I don't think so,” the slime shook her head with a bitter smile.

”Hiiiiiiieeee, help me, sis~. Help me!” the informant jumped on her side, embraced her tightly, and hit her chest with her crying face. ”Yosh, yosh, you deserve it. Stop crying. Your pathetic face is turning ugly. Mother will slice it into two if you keep crying like a stupid doll,” the slime petted her head to calm her.

”Sister~, you supposed to comfort me. Not to scare me. I don't have a name yet, and I want to become a mother of eight children when I grow up. Please help me, sis,” the informant cried like a baby. ”Yosh, yosh, stop crying like a baby. You won't achieve your goal anyway. Why? Because you're a spirit and master is a human right now. But if you join us, he will gain a new aura to stable his sanity. Then, boom. He will be at par with a mid-tier demon, you see,” the slime comforted her as per her request.

”I love you sister~, but stop ruining what I longing for!” the informant rubbed her face like a cat on her sister's chest. ”Oh, really. Then stop dreaming to become a harem candidate to my master. Because I doubt mother will forgive you if you try to do some nasty thing to him,” the slime reminded sarcastically.

'Hermes is not my type. The emperor is my one and the only person who I want to become my husband!' the informant explained inside her mind.

”Is Hermes Archnemesis the master?” questioned the informant. ”Yes, and you have to void your contract from the grand lord, or else,” the slime demonstrated her throat slice in the air.

”But, but, I will lose my memory if I void it right now,” the informant hung her head down bitterly. ”Well, you have to throw it away in order to salvage what was left in your body,” the slime titled her head happily.

Her smile looked genuine, but the meaning behind it said otherwise.

”Sister~, I won't remember where the grand lord lives, his lifestyle, and his secret affairs in this country. I won't ever recall my life during his insanity periodical era when I pledge my loyalty to him a hundred years ago. His face, his background, his body size, his peni~ I mean his members of his faction, and even his secrets will pop out like a bubble. I might retain my memory of the past, but my memories of the second master without a doubt will forever go!” the informant bickered. ”Is that all? I don't care. Void the con~tract~” the slime's eyes turned dark, like a dragon looking at their prey.

The informant tried to run, but her sister used a cross-grab technique.

”Sister~, what do you take me for?” the informant begged. ”Stop resisting, I'm liberating you from his grasp,” the slime smirk.

'D, don't tell me. She's going to use her forbidden technique to void my contract with my beloved master? N, no, no, no, no, please. Stop!' the informant cried inside her head.

”Sister~, stop. I'm beggin' you. Stop~!” the informant resisted, crying. ”No, calm down. Chill, this will take a while,” the slime placed a finger on her forehead as she cast a spell.

'I can't use my powers. She's concealing it with her own aura. No, please. Don't erase my memories for your own selfish agenda,' the informant pleaded.

”No, please. Stop~!” whimpered the informant. ”Don't worry. Stop resisting. I'm going to give you what true freedom stands for,” the slime blurted out a sinister laugh.

'Sto―p!' the informant cried out loud.

She closed her eyes as she slowly gave in. She lose her strength to fight back when her sister cast a spell, or she thought.

”Hmm? Sister~?” the informant was confused. ”M, master, what are you doing?” complained the slime angrily. ”This is too much. She's your sister, so stop doing this stupid stuff,” Hermes responded as he picked her up before she did something bad to her prey.

”W, why did he save me?” asked the informant with a confused face. ”Why did I save you? I just want to end this stupid thing. That's all,” Hermes's left eyebrows raised up when he stared at her pitiful situation.

”Huh?” the informant was bewildered. ”Stop looking at me like 'are you stupid?' All I want to say is, I don't want to form another contract with an empty-head little girl. It will ruin my plan, you know,' Hermes declared sarcastically.

”As expected, she's not worthy of your kindness, master,” the slime nodded happily. ”Shut it,” Hermes commanded. ”Copy,” the slime hung her head down in apology.

”Hermes Archnemesis,” the informant stoop up on her feet. ”Yes?” Hermes glared at her tiny body.

'I don't know what kind of human he is. I feel like I'm doing a terrible mistake, but I cannot sit tight and relax when he saves me like that,' the informant closed her fist tightly.

”I have three questions for you. Answer it properly,” the informant stated. ”Go for it,” Hermes nodded.

”This is a life and death question, so I hope you won't back down,” the informant declared. ”Rest assured. I will answer it properly. But I hope this is your last. What are your questions?” asked Hermes.

'Good, let's end this. I have five minutes before the end of this quest. I'm going to say farewell to these two creatures,' Hermes simpered.

”What do you see from me?” the informant queried. ”A fragile little girl with a scarlet ribbon pinned on her hair,” Hermes answered promptly.

The informant flinched upon hearing it.

”What is the color of my eyes?” questioned the informant, shivering in fear. ”Hmm, let's see. Blue? Oh, it's a too common trait, so how about we call it sapphire. Oh, yeah. It's sapphire. By the way, it's a beautiful eye,” Hermes simpered.

'Damn, I'm pretty sure it is not sapphire, so let's answer it like a joke,' Hermes laughed inside his head.

The informant's face turned scarlet from neck to ears.

”Master, stop it. You're making me jelly,” the slime complained. ”Oh, shut it. You're not even that ugly, you see,” Hermes sassed.

”Oh, master~, you're too kind. I hope you stop lying too much. I know you are thinking I am too ugly and my existence is a bit annoying. I believe you should continue to become too dogmatic and pragmatic just like the old times,” the slime giggled. ”I am dead serious. But I cannot deny the fact that you're too annoying to be with me,” Hermes responded wearily.

”Cuuuuooo, I love it. I love hearing it. You're really a sadistic master,” the slime was ecstatic. ”Nevermind, I should just keep my mouth shut,” Hermes turned away and dropped her down on the floor.

”Ouch, master. That's too much. Wait a minute, we don't have time for this chit-chat,” the slime complained again. ”Whatever,” Hermes feigned ignorance and walked closer at the informant.

She fidgeted her gaze from his feet to his head.

”This... This is the last question,” the informant slightly changed her tone when he faced her closer. ”Go on, I'm tired of waiting,” Hermes proceeded.

”What is my real name?” asked the informant, transforming into a piece of letter. ”Pff, why you transform into a mail? You look like an email letter, lol. I don't mean to upset you, but did your former master call you Meili? Because it is the only thing I can think of. Oh, it's a kind of joke, so that's not my ― hmm?” Hermes was interjected when a newspaper hit his face.

He removed it out of his face, unfolded it, and read the content.

[Mission Objective: Form a contract with the informant. Failure to capture her will put the user in an incurable disease.]

[Status: Mission Completed.]

His smile stiffened.

His hands trembled and tangled the newspaper a bit.

It took him a few seconds to snap back to reality

'Say wha―at?' Hermes agonized.

[Insanity Level: Normal]

<<Notification: The user is safe from becoming a human again.>>

'What does it supposed to mean? I'm still a human being!'

Virus Achievement:

[Nestle Favor: This title is bestowed to the person that the powerful maiden yearned for. The user has successfully tamed an exotic pet.]

[Virus Detection: The informant's contract with her second master is void. All of her memories of when she started to work for him will diminish. However, her contract before the second will retain.]

'Hu―uh?' Hermes's face dropped a lot of sweat.

[Mission Completed: Meili is now in the user's possession.]

Hermes stepped back in a distance when he realized it. She slowly transformed into her human form.

She genuflected on the air before she lifted her head to see him.

'I don't like where this is going,' Hermes kept a distance again.

His body shivered when the informant glared at him. Her pupils trembled in ecstatic.

”Master Hermes Archnemesis, I pledge my loyalty, perfect body, and pure heart. To think you remember my true name. This Meili here will never abandon you from now on. I apologize for being dumb, stubborn, and stupid to kill you. I take all of the curses that I put inside your body. Fuck the grand lord, who the hell is he anyway? I swear to mom that I will kill my dumb sisters who pledged their loyalty to that jackass. I swear to you that I will support your reign unconditionally as the Emperor of this world. Oh, Lord Hermes, you're the true master of all of us!” the informant swore an oath.

Hermes coughed blood.

'I knew it. Another stan rise in this stupid mess. I'm not the fuckin' reincarnation of your dumb Emperor!'

”I swear my life to protect you. Use me however you want, my dear master~” Meili added, smiling. ”Congratulations, master. You're a terrifying man. You use your charm to fool her. Not only do you make my sister suffer a hellish intimacy, but you also erase her memories to return her to her original state as Meili. You're the only man who can do that thus far. Good job, master,” the slime clutched her hands together between her chest and praised him.

'I have only a few seconds before the.. the quest comes to an end. But I failed. I failed to accomplish it. So shut the fuck up. This is a fuckin' mess up!' Hermes cried inside his head.

[Virus Advise: Don't lewd the little girls. Their mother will punish the user severely. You will earn the title of Pedo Collector if the user does something out of the quest.]

Hermes tore it apart before it scribbled the last part.

”I am not a fuckin' pedo!” Hermes complained.