Chapter 56 - The Don And The Trial Of Injustice 3 (2/2)
'T-t-this girl is no joke. She is too dangerous. I don't understand this development. I do not remember that I raise a flag to trigger an event. Is this person what we call yandere?' Hermes gulped his saliva.
”Yehey, we can now make some progress to improve our relationship. Ara, you are sweating too much. Is the temperature making you feel discomfort?” asked the girl, smiling. ”No, the temperature is alright, but the method you are using is not right. If we are in a novel, everyone will think you are an annoying perverted woman. Release me now,” Hermes resisted her unconditional affection.
His lower half sat down on the bench after she flicked a finger.
”Eeh... I do not care about the readers. Screw them, they are nonbelievers and degenerate human beings. All I care about now is to make you feel at home. Besides, who are they to call me a pervert? They have no right to judge me and tell me what to do. If they are in your position, there is a high possibility that they will feel envious of this situation, though. I waited for a long period to do this again. Therefore, I will use this chance to show you what I got, okay. Oh, my, this is too embarrassing to say too proudly. The true God is really a benevolent being. I am so happy we received his blessing,” she said with a blushing face. She placed her hand on the top of his palm, and she compressed it together like a lover. ”I told you before. Snap out of it. Calm down. Damn it, your chest is too close. It's too soft,” Hermes gritted his teeth, trying to hold down his libido.
”Now then, if you do not want to ask a question, then I will do the job for you. We can enact a short trial,” the girl summon the relic, and she forcibly placed his hand on the top of the item. ”Pardon? Shit, it's here,” Hermes flinched when the relic appeared under his left hand.
Her smiling face looked like an angel, but Hermes sensed a terrifying demon behind it.
'This girl is really bad news!'
”First question, what do you think about the elves in the mortal world?” the girl asked with a stiff expression.
Hermes was bewildered at her sudden change of expression. Plus, the atmosphere between them heated up a bit.
”What you meant is, what I think about their race? They are annoying creatures, honestly,” he answered politely.
”Why do you think they are annoying?” she inquired. ”Because they are disturbing the peace in the village, hindering my business with my partners, and they think of me like trash that they need to dispose of. I don't know what I did to them, but they are creating a reason for me to hate them,” Hermes responded honestly.
”Do you think you can deal with them?” she asked with a worried face. ”Yes, I can,” Hermes assured.
The beautiful girl rested her head on his shoulder.
”Please be careful, okay. Elves are no ordinary living race. They are stronger than the average human. Their high aptitude in magic is too great, and there is a lower chance to succeed in a single battle by yourself. Only the people of the church and high-tier human mages could be dealt with them,” she consoled. ”Thank you for your valuable information. But there is nothing to afraid of. I swear I have nothing to lose once I die. Why? Death is no longer a problem in my life because of the slime's special ability,” Hermes reassured, smiling.
”Silly, you are still a mortal. Being too dependent on the little girl won't make you feel satisfied with your win. You should keep in mind there is always a price to pay whenever you rely on her abilities. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while you live. Your insanity level will reach its limit, so you must try your best to stay alive. Or else, the power balance will shake the world again. That's why I recommend acquiring a new familiar to balance the cycle of your talentless mortal body. What do you think about adopting a new little girl?” she poked his cheeks to express her point. ”I don't care about it now. A long time ago, I was too afraid to die because my body was unblessed with magic aptitude. But I changed my mind after I met the little girl, woman. She is an annoying, self-centered, soul-eating psychopath, and condescending creature, but she is a reliable ally and devoted familiar. Therefore, adopting another girl doesn't cross my mind yet. But I will keep in mind your suggestion,” replied Hermes, earnestly.
”I wish you understand your current position. But never mind, you are already mature enough to make a proper judgment. I'm bored now,” the girl yawned, and she discard the relic from his hand. ”Phew, good grief. You are really unpredictable lady,” Hermes commented.
She loosened her grip out of his arms, and then, she jumped out of the bench.
”Hermes, you are really dense. But I'm impressed how you still keep up your expression after what I did earlier. You've passed,” she said without making eye contact. ”Well, thank you. But what kind of test did I pass?” asked Hermes, curiously. ”Being a gentleman and honest with me,” she answered promptly.
The guest stood up out of the bench, and he moved closer beside her.
”By the way, you were right earlier. There are a lot of issues that I need some answers. However, there is a tornado coming closer to destroy me, so I don't have time for that. I know you are trying to help me, but stocking more information will only make my brain explode,” Hermes tucked his hands in his pocket as he explained his side. ”But information will greatly help you in the future, you know,” the girl muttered aside with duck lips.
”If you still insist, then let me use this opportunity to retrieve my reward. Remember, I still haven't received it yet. Silly, don't think you can escape now. What is your name?” asked Hermes, gravely. ”Hmph, this is not what I expected to hear. At least, you finally ask personally,” she passed him and looked away without taking a glance.
”C'mon now, I still haven't learned your name,” Hermes pleaded gently. ”Silly, you are really dumb. I already told you my name before,” she placed a hand on her lips, and a warm smile was hidden behind it.
Hermes's face turned red after he saw her cute expression.
”Forgive me, but I don't even remember. Can you tell me your name now?” Hermes offered her a hand. ”Before I answer your question, do you like the priestess?” she tilted her head on the side, and she placed her hands together behind her back. ”No, I do not,” Hermes answered with a smiling face.
*Cling*
'Huh?'
Hermes' eyes opened wide when he's finally returned to the waiting room. He blinked several times before he finally noticed the reality in front of him.
”Eh? Who are you referring to? Who is the girl you don't like?” the slime queried. ”Silence. You are making me feel guilty. I can't believe it,” Hermes covered his eyes in dismay.
”Do you really like the girl you are referring to?” the slime inquired. ”I am a man of my word. I don't really like her!” Hermes declared.
*Cling*
'Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit!'
Someone knocked on the door, and Hermes immediately fixed his expression. The relic was automatically deactivated after he removed his hand.
”Sir. Aljen, is there something wrong?” asked Elder Kilo as he entered the room. ”Yes, I'm fine, sire,” Hermes answered with a stiff face.
Several footsteps came closer at the door. Then, Ilona appeared with the guards.
”Hermes Archnemesis and elder, it is time. Please follow us,” Ilona instructed. ”Affirmative, Lady Ilona,” Elder Kilo answered politely.
”Elder, I believe you are right about something,” said Hermes, standing up out of the chair. ”Hmm? What do you mean by that?” Elder Kilo questioned, and his left eyebrows raised up. ”This relic is defective. It will only lead to a trial of injustice,” Hermes passed him and followed the guards willingly.
The elder looked dumbfounded after he said it.