Chapter 26 - The Don and Unfortunate Gang 4 (2/2)
”Seriously? Now, that's really bad news for me. Now, how can we even beat this monster and escape from this place if I only have one magazine left? This is really not good. Not good.” Hermes reloaded his weapon and he formed a firing stance. He added, ”Now, they always say shoot the monster in the head.”
”You took..... 'verythin' ... from... me!” said the Ogre as it rushed towards the young Don.
”Oh, come on. Just stay dead and rip in pieces, moron. I don't know who you are but I have no plan to die in this place. Now, let me hit you from the head — What?” his eyes opened wide when the Ogre jumped so high, 100 meters from the ground. It cast a spell from its mouth and a fire orb appeared. It released its power towards the young Don like a fire cannon.
”Wha— the heck is that? That's against the rules of the monsters. I' never heard an Ogre could cast a spell. That's cheating!” Hermes complained.
”Master, are you talking about yourself?” the slime said, laughing.
”Shut it, I'm not a cheater like that monster.” Hermes kept running away from the cannonballs that kept shooting at his position.
”Stop..... right.... there!” the ogre jumped again and confronted the young Don with its sword. Hermes luckily dodged the edge of the sword when he bent his body backward. He ducked his head and rolled down between its legs to escape. The monster turned around and followed him.
”You've been followin' me around. Are you in love with me?” the young Don ducked again his head and jumped next to his right. ”Sorry, I don't want to get involved with you. Y'know what, I don't mind having a relationship with the opposite s.e.x. But, there's bad news for you. I don't take a deep shit with same-s.e.x relationsh.i.p.s. It's disgusting to have someone like you.”
*Bang*
The left knee of the monster got hit by the bullet. However, it wasn't enough to stop the monster. The wound quickly healed after the bullet had been removed.
*Bang*
The right knee had been hit and the ogre lost its balance, so the young Don rushed at it and he jumped over directly to its face. With the assistance of the slime armor, the young Don automatically landed on the dimensional ground. He quickly aimed his gun and shoot the forehead of the monster three times after it turned its head over its right shoulder.
”What the heck? You're still alive.” He ducked his head and jumped away from the monster after it started to feel tired. It released a breathy sound and its legs started to tremble.
”Unbelievable. It looks like somebody is started to feel sleepy. Do you want me to read you a short story and sing you a lullaby, sloppy?” The young Don challenged him to follow him. ”C'mon, c'mon. You don't need to be so angry about it. You're the one who keeps chasing me without thinking about the consequence.”
The ogre became angrier and it suddenly moved its feet. with its weapon in its hands. It started to swish its sword nonstop. However, none of its assault made a scratch against the young Don.
”C'mon, is that all you got?” the young Don said, nonchalantly.
”F.u.c.k..... You!” The Ogre grabbed its sword in both hands to slice the young Don into two. However, Hermes jumped down between its legs and, ”Forbidden technique. Shooting balls.” he shot its balls.
”Oomand thee. Exitus!”
After he opened his eyes, a large explosion had blown in front of his eyes. He noticed that there were two people fighting to the death. He recognized the butler on the right side and he quickly called his name.
”Hey~” he waved his hands, ”Justin, what the hell are you doing out there?” he asked.
Without a second thought, the butler appeared in front of his master after he gave a heavy punch at his opponent. He knelt down with his hands pressed on his c.h.e.s.t.
He raised his head and he greeted his master, happily.
”Don Hermes, I'm glad that you're alive. I knew you're not dead. Welcome back, master!”
Seraph who was standing up from the trash bin tried to find his enemy. But his eyes opened wide after he saw the young Don still alive. He muttered aside, ”How? How's that possible? I saw it with my two eyes that he died from that dimension. Son of a bitch, this is not the grand lord had foreseen.”
He didn't know exactly what happened. But he was sure that he would be killed if he didn't finish the job tonight.
Hermes noticed Seraph and he quickly asked his servant about him.
”Who's that f.u.c.ker? He's f.u.c.kin' you?” He wanted to ask about him in a polite way however, he couldn't still control his mouth as usual. Instead of this word, ”Who's that man? He must giving you a hard time, right?” but his characters badmouth prevail over his politeness.
”Don Hermes, that man isn't worth your time. You must escape from here. I'll handle this man. You should escape before anyone see you here.” Justin said.
”Hermes Archnemesis, it is a p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e to meet you here. I know that you just see me in person today. But I already have known you since the beginning. I don't know how did you manage to escape that brutal end and I don't know exactly how did you manage to escape either. Allow me to end you this time. Right here and right now!”
”Oh, man. He's creeping me out. First that crazy woman. Second, that perverted girl. Now, this? A stalking gay? C'mon. Give me a break.” the young Don muttered aside.
”Did you say something, my Don?” asked Justin, sincerely.
”Nothing. Do what you have to do. I'm going to the extraction point right now. Just make sure that the authorities won't see you.” Hermes begun to run.
”I won't let you escape! [Saqueel]” Seraph used his dark magic. It was a large laser beam that appeared at his index. However, it was deflected by the butler's barrier.
”Damn it. Stop getting in my way, Justin!” Seraph dashed towards him.
”I won't let you do what you want, Seraph!” Justin blocked his fist with his crossed arms.
”Then, die! [Serom!]” A large explosion ignited at each other.