Chapter 162 - Chapter 162: Chapter 141: The Start of Punishment, Beginning of Spring and Autumn! (Subscription Requested)_2 (1/2)

Chapter 162: Chapter 141: The Start of Punishment, Beginning of Spring and Autumn! (Subscription Requested)_2

“I didn’t count, I don’t know,” Old Bai grinned.

This imitated bronze wine vessel with the Taotie pattern really fooled people into thinking it’s genuine?

“Come, let me show you,” Ting Quan immediately said, “Take a look at what’s on this thing.”

Old Bai gave a dry chuckle and examined the bronze ware, “There are some animal patterns on it, on the outer wall of the wine glass mouth, and there are a few inscriptions.”

“Do you have water and a toothbrush at home?” Ting Quan asked.

“I’m not at home, I… I’m in the studio,” Old Bai answered.

“Studio?”

Ting Quan was taken aback, “How many people are in your gang?”

“What gang, my studio is a legitimate business!” Old Bai argued.

At this moment, the barrage in the live stream was very active.

[A legitimate studio, committing crimes together!]

[This brother is front-line, definitely not acting alone.]

[Legit! The Touch Gold Captain, the Hill-Unloading Strongman!]

[Brothers, I’ve looked it up, this thing can be traced back to the bronze ware from the Shang and Zhou Dynasties period, called a wine vessel, used by princes and nobles, it’s not inherited!]

[The brother upstairs is professional!]

[Cyber Police should start working!]

[…]

Old Bai cooperated with Ting Quan, fetched a toothbrush and water, he just wanted to test if this imitation bronze ware could deceive others.

“Brother, scrub the pattern on the body of the vessel,” Ting Quan commanded, “Use some strength, it won’t get damaged.”

Old Bai complied, moistened the toothbrush and gently scrubbed a section of the pattern on the ‘Taotie Pattern Wine Vessel.’

Quickly, the dirt was scrubbed off, revealing distinct animal patterns, layers of verdigris, and a small patch of red spots.

“Brother, this is called the Taotie pattern on the bronze ware, this thing is pretty good, open the door, wide open,” Ting Quan took a deep breath and said.

“What question?”

“Where are you from?”

Old Bai thought for a moment and replied with a single word: “China.”

[?????]

[Hahaha, he couldn’t even stump him with that!]

[Li Yunlong: You’re truly a genius!]

[These two unleashed all the English they’ve learned in their lives, fits so well!]

[I literally can’t keep a straight face, dying here!]

[Where are you from? Correct answer! Spot on!]

[It’s all showbiz, watch rationally! Hahaha!]

[…]

A flurry of comments flew across the screen, exciting the live stream to a small climax.

Hearing Old Bai’s reply, Ting Quan also paused, then leaned back and slapped his forehead, “I was asking where this thing came from.”

“Uh, from… from… As I said before, it’s passed down from my ancestors, it really is!”

Old Bai’s heart was also bursting with joy, regardless of whether the item was a convincing fake, he was thoroughly amused by this evening’s showmanship.

[“The heritage bronze ware with dirt” documentary just for you!]

[Passed down since the Spring and Autumn period, I believe it!]

[Has been handed down for dozens of generations, a family of three thousand years, descendant of a noble house!]

[Brother, you’re set for life!]

[…]

“Inherited… Let’s skip that question for now,” Ting Quan said, also struck with laughter by Old Bai.

“So, do I keep scrubbing?” Old Bai asked.

“Scrub, get familiar with the process ahead of time,” Ting Quan said, tilting his head slightly with an enigmatic smile.

“Huh?”

Old Bai was flustered, “Teacher Quan, familiar with what process?”

“Once you get there, as soon as you walk in, you’re surely going to be brushing toilets and sweeping floors every day, probably even sleeping over the toilet,” Ting Quan said, full of mirth.

A twitch formed at the corner of Old Bai’s mouth, “Teacher Quan, the toilet over there is made of bronze too?”

At this, Ting Quan couldn’t hold back and burst into laughter, falling over in his chair.

The live stream audience was also in stitches.

[Dude, you’re truly witty!]

[No, seriously dude, what don’t you know?]

[Hahaha, a bronze toilet, bro, you’re too bold!]

[Bro, you better run, Six Fans Gate is already tracking your location!]

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