Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question (1/2)
Chapter 26: A Goddamned Question
Translator: Pika
Zu An had no idea how long the poison would last Once these bandits shook off its effects, the tables would surely be turned on hier before then
At least he was not torturing these bandits, unlike the twisted protagonists in some of the novels he’d read
Ji Xiaoxi knew deep down that Zu An was right about the bandits The lecherous looks they had directed towards her were still fresh in herhim away from his course of action
Zu An lance at his two dead companions, and yelled defiantly, “Killus a chance for survival! We’re all bandits, not a single one of us kno to play any instruether “Is that so? Fine, I’ll choose another question then It’s a coive an answer to”
The bandit didn’t expect Zu An to be so acco A flicker of hope shone in his eyes “Fine,” he said, “ask away”
Zu An pointed to his own face and asked, “Aushed, “Definitely! I’ve never seen a htmoon Ah, no, it should be the most handsome man in the entire world! Even the elven princes will kill themselves out of embarrassment in your presence! Err Yes, and even that nuht in your presence Heh, even she wouldn’t be worthy of you”
Given the current circumstances, even if Zu An had resembled an assrip Wolf, the bandit would have still buttered hih heavens
The other bandits ere still alive looked sy up with all these phrases to suck up to their enemy er burned in the eyes of the Yu clan guards After witnessing Zu An’s cruelty, they dared not direct their rage toward hilare hatefully at that bandit who had uttered those insolent words about their matriarch
You have successfully trolled Yu Yanluo for 99 Rage points!
Zu An was entertained by this This was the first tie points froone overboard with his bootlicking
Seeing the smile on Zu An’s face, the bandit was overjoyed He quickly asked, “Does my answer satisfy you?”
“You know toobandit’s life
You have successfully trolled the bandits of the Blackwind Stockade for 666 Rage points!
The Yu clan guards were duive such a flippant reason?
“Pfft~”
A trace of laughter cae, which iftly muffled Silence returned
Zu An moved on to the fourth bandit and asked, “Same question Am I handsoic fate that befell the bootlicker was still fresh in hiswith masculini”
Before he could finish his sentence, Zu An had already slit his throat “You must be blind”
You have successfully trolled the bandits of the Blackwind Stockade for 666 Rage points!
He moved on to the fifth bandit and asked the same question once more
The bandit felt his bladder loosen as he saw Zu An standing before hi answers! His voice quivering in fear, he replied, “I I don’t know”
Zu An hed deeply and re in this world when you don’t even know so like this?”
You have successfully trolled the bandits of the Blackwind Stockade for 666 Rage points!
Moving from one bandit to the next, he finally reached their leader, Bao Gang “Yes, it’s your turn”
Bao Gang sniffed coldly “I’ to die no matter what I say You’re the one who calls the shots anyway Since that’s the case, why bother putting up this farce? Just kill me then However, I can assure you that e me They’ll surely tear you into countless pieces!”
Zu An nodded slowly before replying with a sigh, “You’re right I did go a bit too far earlier”
Bao Gang would have cried if not for his final sliver of reason A bit too far? I’ve nearly crapped in ive you a question that has a standard answer As long as you get it right, I promise that I’ll release you,” Zu An said
“Are you serious about that?” Even though Bao Gang knew that it was unlikely, his instincts for survival still co alive was a wonderful thing He could plunder other people’s money and sleep with other people’s wives He could not enjoy these things if he were dead
Zu An nodded and replied, “Of course I’m serious This question definitely has a standard answer If you think , I’ll even tell you the correct answer so that you can die in peace”
Bao Gang gritted his teeth “Ask your question”
Zu An said, “‘To sit before a feast of three hundred lychees every day’ What’s the next line after this?” Heh, there’s no way you can possibly answer this ancient poe’s eyes lit up in delight “I know, I know! The next line is ‘A lifetinan man’”
Zu An felt his jaw drop No doubt the culture of this world was very similar to that of ancient China in his oorld, but he’d never expected that they would share the saiarize poerators?