Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards (1/2)
Chapter 5: Messed-up Rewards
Translator: Pika
What the actual fu- He knew deep down that the systehter ringing in his ears! His train of thought was interrupted by a new line of words that appeared on the screen next to the ball of steel wool Holding on to hope, he leaned over to read it
Heiress Ball of Delights: Legends say that this artifact is capable of granting rich woreat joy lies the tre endured by countless boy toys Thus, a particularly clever boy toy devised this ite this artifact, any pain inflicted upon you by a woman wealthier than you is transfor – this artifact does not lower the actual ae you take If a rich woe to you, you will not die but be left with your last sliver of health
Do you wish to store this ite the ‘Q’ key
Oh God, stopwith me! Zu An stared at the now-materialized ball of steel wool in his hand He was te good for? It’s almost completely useless, and it coonna become some rich lady’s boy toy How the hell am I supposed to use this?
Stone-faced, Zu An stored the ball of steel wool into his item bar He ran over to the basin of water and washed his face again Still not convinced that he had washed the bad luck away, he proceeded to wash his hands vigorously as well Only then did he draw his third reward
The light marker flickered across the keyboard once more as Zu An watched anxiously “Please don’t be the spacebar Please don’t be the Q key”
Finally, the ball of light came to a halt atop the ‘B’ key The cold,‘Poisonous prick’!”
Zu An was so incredulous, he nearly spat out a mouthful of blood This keyboard is absolutely lewd What kind of e of a pitch-black dagger appear on the screen that he realised it was his own thoughts that were lewd [1]
Poisonous prick: There was once a erly just as victory ithin his grasp That one action cost hi he said was ‘poisonous prick’!
Artifact Effect: This is a cursed dagger Anyone injured by this dagger will perish ih of relief Despite its odd name, it was essentially an incredibly powerful weapon Of course, the biggest challenge was that he actually had to injure his foe with it first
After having seen hoerful Snow and Chu Chuyan were, he knew that even touching theht was next to i them injury Mm I better keep it low-key for now Sneak attacks are the naame! In ‘Duke of Mount Deer’, Wei Xiaobao was able to use one sharp dagger to win the love of seven beautiful ladies I’m sure I’ll be able to use mine to win at least seventy
Wait a sec Zu An blinked If I accidentally scratch er in his hand He had an inexplicable urge to test this, but he quickly quelled the thought of using hi That’d be a dumb way to die
Excited by his success, Zu An tried to draw more lottery tickets, but each tie Points
“Trolling for rage? That’s easy!” Zu An stroked his chin as his mind turned towards Snow He let out an evil cackle Eeep I’ like I’m the villain in this story But he couldn’t help hiht up the ean to twitch, and his joy at acquiring a priceless treasure instantly vanished His first and foremost priority was to repair his ‘little Zu An’
Wait a second Wasn’t the Phoenix Nirvana Sutra sucked into the keyboard? Zu An’s face turned ashen Was he really destined to be a eunuch? His gaze flicked instantly to the keyboard, and he saw that only the F2 key remained lit He pressed it, and words appeared on the screen: Do you wish to train in the [Phoenix Nirvana Sutra]? Y/N
He hurriedly selected ‘yes’, and specks of golden light floated out fro his body with co warmth
Instant max level! C’mon, instant olden light dissipated, and he opened his eyes The air seemed sweeter and fresher, and the world around him looked more vibrant Tiainst the nearest stone wall
“O o!” Zu An nursed his hand, tears welling up in his eyes Nothing changed at all! No, wait Nine incredibly complicated rune formations had appeared on various parts of his body, connected by a web of lines However, these forlowed for abeneath his skin Zu An panicked for a moment, until he noticed the runes flicker once more inside his body
“What the hell are these things?” Taking a closer look, Zu An noticed golden specks floating in the center of the lowermost rune formation He remembered what the mysterious old man had said about this unique technique He lowered his head, staring at his bloody fist It all made sense now
This bullshi+t technique really does require sustaining injuries to level up Having played countless video ganized the si mechanic set up by this Keyboard Warrior systeolden specks to level-up his skill
As for the golden stuff? Clearly, he could only acquire it by getting beaten up
Well, anything is worth it for the sake of ‘little Zu An’ - I h this is a bullshi+t technique, I’ll still train in it Zu An gritted his teeth and threw another punch at the wall Although it hurt alolden specks within the forrow Zu An stared at his fists
He thought for a ether what just happened Unlike the first ti of ould happen, and thus he had subconsciously held back to protect himself Naturally, the benefits were also reduced
So I can’t even train using self-flagellation? Looks like the only choice is for someone else to beat ht about it, the rier he beca for food by his feet, and his anger ratcheted up another notch My life really sucks Living in this crappy place is one thing, but living in a warren of rats?! He lashed out viciously with his foot, sending the rat sailing through a nearbyAs he was ad his awesome soccer skills, the door to the house flew open
“Did you throw this rat?!” A crisp voice ca lady She was short and slender, with red lips and perfectly white teeth Her hair was short but neatly cut, and her bangs just barely reached her eyes Her perfectly adorable ie was somewhat marred by the rat in her hand
Squeak! Squeak! The rat squealed and struggled vainly in vain
“Careful, the rat ht bite you,” Zu An warned
“It’s not like I’ woman clenched her fist, and the rat let out one final,completely liirl? He watched as she tossed the rat’s corpse aside and wiped her hand disdainfully on her dress
The girl then stared icily at hiht you back but didn’t punish you?”
Zu An had been distracted by the sound of so outside He was just about to ask about it when her words struck hi sister?”
He took a second look and immediately saw the reseh she was clearly er Most likely, this was the Second Miss of the Chu clan, Chu Huanzhao He was slowly assi the memories of his ‘predecessor’, so he washe couldn’t understand hy the Chu clan had given the Second Miss such an awful naht leathers that accentuated her slender waist and her perky bottom A leather as fastened to her waist She looks like one hot little pepper She’s completely different from her ice-cold older sister They came from the same mother, so why are they such polar opposites?
“What the hell are you staring at you, you dog?” Chu Huanzhao was already vexed, and hi her up and doith his beady little eyes only served to infuriate her further