Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior (1/2)

Chapter 1: Keyboard Warrior

Translator: Pika

O ow!! Pain arced through every inch of his body as the stench of burnt flesh filled his nose Wait a sec!What’s going on?

Zu An was certain that he had been arguing with a bunch of people on an internet foruo

It was a stor havoc outside his s, but it did nothing to dull Zu An’s furious typing He was trolling the absolute shi+t out of a bunch of users on a foru them to the point of speechlessness aheh heartfelt appeals to their sense of decency

All of a sudden, there was a blinding flash of light accompanied by a thunderous cacophony A basketball-sized clu with a strange, hazy red light

Following that, Zu An re out, followed by an utterly indescribable sensation He vaguely recalled seeing the keyboard in front of hi with his hands, which had been placed on the keyboard More andbecahtning? What the hell was that thing? Ball lightning? As a highly qualified keyboard warrior, he had naturally read up on these phenomena before He was naturally quick-witted, and instead of feeling frightened, he was overcoained superpowers? Maybe I’ to turn into the Flash!+ Or led to open his eyes, but everything in front of him was a blur He had no idea where he was at all Suddenly, a stabbing pain radiated into hiaze doards and ‘saw’ soh he wasn’t sure if he was just seeing things

There, floating in front of his fingers, was a keyboard It looked identical to the one he norray and lifeless He tried tapping on the keys, but none of theh they were locked in place

“You have successfully bound the ‘Keyboard Warrior’ account Upon fulfilling the necessary conditions, the relevant abilities shall be unlocked” An icy voice reverberated in Zu An’sthe crap out of hiht to himself Why can’t I be the Flash, Spiderh the ‘Keyboard Warrior’ title kinda fits my personality, it sounds weird

“So what do I need to do to unlock these abilities?” Zu An asked hurriedly

“Collect the secret ions of this world and then eh F12 function keys Each ti ability,” the icy voice replied

Only then did Zu An notice that the function keys on his keyboard were covered in strange runes He surmised that these corresponded to those twelve so-called secret manuals

“Good luck, Keyboard Warrior!” At these final words, the keyboard began to fold in on itself It transforertip, vanishi+ng froht

“Wait a second! What the hell are the ‘Twelve Unknowable Regions’, and how am I supposed to find these secret manuals?” The words tumbled out of Zu An’s mouth, but no matter how he shouted, there was no response from the icy voice

Zu An wanted to cuss A keyboard? This is bullshi+t Why do other protagonists get to start out with so cool, like the Midas touch and stuff, whereas I have all my abilities locked up? On top of that, the ‘Twelve Unknowable Regions’ sounds incredibly dangerous, and I doubt they’ll just hand out secret et twelve of thean to dissipate He felt waruelynearby

“That was odd There’s not even a cloud in the sky Where in the world did the lightning couy’s probably done so s that the heavens have decided to exact divine retribution on him”

“Hey, isn’t that the useless son-in-law of the Chu clan? He should have thanked his lucky stars that a fairy maiden like Chu First Miss would fall for hiht, he actually snuck into his sister-in-law’s bed!”

“Holy crap! Is he planning on bagging both of theuys like to eye their sisters-in-law, after all”

“No wonder he got struck by lightning! Serves hiht!”

“Pity about that lovely Chu First Miss, though So young, but already a ”

“Shh! The Chu claneverywhere for this animal”

Zu An was co What is this nonsense? What the hell is going on? Everyone’s just watching, but no one’s even called for an a to expose all of them and their shameless actions on social media!

“Out of the way! The coroner’s arrived,” someone shouted out

Coroner?! Zu An was stunned Shouldn’t they call a doctor? Are they shooting a historical drama here?

Moments later, he sensed so and prodding the hell out of him A voice reported, “Sallow face Body charred black Hands balled loosely Eyes and mouth still wide open Body streaked red and purple, but flesh relatively unharmed It would appear that he was indeed electrocuted to death”

Zu An was enraged to hear that Dying was one thing, but dying in such an ugly fashi+on was sith to sit up, and he bellowed, “HEY! Can you at least put so pictures?”

“ZOMBIE!!!” The crowd around him screamed in unison

Zu An was stunned Everyone around hih they were decidedly low-quality, unlike the extravagant, beautiful costu was the lack of cameras or cameramen nearby In fact, he couldn’t see so much as a cell phone anywhere! Nor did he see any telephone lines, cars, or any other traces of the modern world he was farated into another world? As a huge fan of ReadNovelFulls, Zu An had read about many situations like this before, so he wasn’t too shocked by this development

“W-hat manner of freakish demon are you?!” The coroner’s lips quivered as he pointed at Zu An in horror He was so shocked that he fell flat onto his back

“I’m not a freak, jackass Can’t you even tell the difference between a person and a corpse? I think you need to find a new day job” Cough, cough Smoke rose ceaselessly fro hi struck by lightning, hedown at himself, Zu An noticed that he was not dressed in his usual clothing, and his li thought sprang into his mind He hurriedly pulled open his pants and took a peek inside A heart-wrenching shriek of agony ensued

“A, FUUUUUCK!”

Where should have been a ‘giant roc’ had been replaced by a ‘tiny chick’ No uish of that

A sudden hush fell a the onlookers, and they hurriedly stepped aside to open up a pathway for an approaching figure Solances at the new arrival

Zu An subconsciously turned to look as well, and it finally dawned on hi in such aserenely towards him

Her eyes were clear, and her skin was snohite Her perfectly shaped eyebrows looked like the entle breeze see the he her beautiful black hair A pale blue belt encircled her slender, aist She drifted towards him like an ephemeral fairy maiden amidst the clouds