Chapter 53: (2/2)
"Kui Jiu, you are the most fragrant."
My sister and brother rainbow fart each other.
Stinky man Guo Yucheng Lifeng: ...
The school dining room is right next to the dormitory building, two dilapidated narrow and long buildings. Many students have arrived, there is no imaginary twitter, these students are divided into two teams of men and women to line up for dinner, almost every student holds a shorthand book of shorthand words, and takes the time to recite the words. Eat quietly.
"What does Xiaojiu Xiaojiu eat? I'll buy it." Guo Yu errands automatically as a stinky man.
Chen Caixing looked at the food in the window, and had no appetite. "What's so delicious about Chinese cabbage stewed tofu? Can't my family donate a canteen?"
"Sister, do parents still lack a son? Can I inherit the hundred billion kind, count me alone." Guo Yu followed the blind and poor.
"Do you want to seize the inheritance rights of the children in my belly?" Chen Caixing raised an eyebrow.
Guo Yu: ...
"Dare not dare."
Every time I entered the game, Sister Yuan played so real, and he almost felt that Yuan Xingxing was Chen Caixing's twin sister.
After going around, Chen Caixing still didn't see what he wanted to eat, and the food was too bad. The cabbage stewed tofu, the cabbage roasted vermicelli, the cabbage roasted zucchini, everything could be cabbage X, the stew was not a bit flavorful, soup soup water, rice It looks steamed soft and mushy, and the rice is also the kind of rotten rice.
What to eat.
"You just eat these? Is it delicious?" Guo Yu asked a classmate.
The student was dazed for a few seconds and slowly said: "The teacher said, hard and simple can not be material, to exercise their will."
? ? ?
"This excuse is very bright, how much food deduction is deducted." Chen Caixing admired. He just looked at the circle, and the price is not expensive. They are all six yuan and eight yuan, but they are still expensive compared to the dishes. A cabbage X with rice without any oil and water is sold for eight yuan. You are not losing money!
The classmates heard that fear appeared on their faces, hiding a few people, and ran to another team to have dinner.
Soon, four classmates wearing red armbands stood up, and one of them said, "How many of you classmates can't eat? Don't talk in the dining room, leaving a quiet atmosphere for other classmates."
Chen Caixing has a trance and feels that his school life is an illusion of the things of his last life.
But in fact it is only six years.
"On duty?" Chen Caixing asked.
"We are from the disciplinary team." The other party said, one of them said: "Leader, look at their dress is not like our school, it should be an exchange student said by the teacher."
"No wonder these bad atmospheres are brought in." The team leader frowned with disgust, and said, "If you don't want to take an example, sit down and go out without eating."
Chen Caixing has a complex look: "Are you a close disciple of the teaching director?"
"Do you know Teacher Liu? Our team is led by Teacher Liu."
really.
This kind of "just right" atmosphere is very teacher Liu. Sure enough, he was a disciple.
"No more, no more." Chen Caixing was curious, "Where do the teachers eat?"
He didn't believe that the teachers at the school also wanted to'work hard and be simple.'
"In the small cafeteria, the students can't pass by. There is a place for teachers to rest. We must respect the teacher and do not disturb the teacher..."
Chen Caixing: Sorry, I am a bad girl.
The four went out of the cafeteria and stopped a classmate to ask where the small cafeteria was. It was a little far from the large cafeteria. Next to the teacher's apartment, they walked for fifteen minutes. The teacher's small cafeteria looked pretty old, but as soon as he arrived at the door, Chen Caixing smelled chicken legs and was hungry.
"There are chicken legs."
"Fragrant." Guo Yu is also utterly cunning, but just after going through the cabbage and tofu, now it smells delicious with chicken legs.
The four went in, and the small cafeteria was on the first floor. The teachers sat and chatted. The atmosphere was not lively, but it was easier than the student cafeteria. As soon as they entered, the teacher recognized them as a student. Teacher Liu took the lead to stand up and said: "This is not what you can come. Go out. The student cafeteria is next to the apartment building."
"I know, I just came from there." Chen Caixing said with a smile and a smirk: "Teacher, people are pregnant, they want to eat better."
"The students in your private school are squeamish, and you have to listen to our rules here. You can't just can't." Teacher Liu reprimanded with a straight face. "I've always seen you as disagreeable. This cafeteria will not sell anything to students. "
Other teachers bowed their heads to eat or watch drama. Director Hu said in a round court: "You go out, the school stipulates that Teacher Liu is not embarrassing you."
"What about Sister Yuan? Would you like to do it?" Guo Yu's posture on "Old Cheng".
On what. Chen Caixing asked: "Where is the principal's office?"
"It's useless to find the principal." Teacher Liu was very confident, and finally sighed with anger. "The rules are set by the principal."
"Try it." Chen Caixing looks like a pretty girl.
Teacher Liu was happy to watch the woman hit the wall, and she seemed to pass the position of the principal's office.
"Teacher." Chen Caixing smiled politely, "I wish you a good pregnancy~"
Teacher Liu was furious, "Look at Director Hu, such students are dissatisfied with discipline and just glared at me. It is simply a scum of society. I really don't know what to ask these students to come to school to do!" After two bites, the chicken drumsticks in the bowl suddenly felt greasy and vomited twice, and the stomach started to hurt.
The teacher sitting next to him asked, "What's wrong with Teacher Liu? Are you uncomfortable?"
"My stomach hurts." Teacher Liu hugged her stomach, feels wrong, and her stomach seemed to blow up. The teacher beside him also found it, and asked in surprise: "Teacher Liu, are you pregnant?"
Teacher Liu:! ! !
On the way, Guo Yuba: "Star, why were you so polite to the extinction?" I wish you a good pregnancy?
Teacher Liu, the director of the school, is happy to mention the extinction of the nickname.
"I dropped a prop in the last world." Chen Caixing was in a good mood and smiled at Guo Yu without smiling. He said happily, "Whoever is pregnant is glaring. It means literally."
Guo Yu:! Lying! ! ! He covered his eyes violently and stuttered, "Sister, sister, my good sister and sister, I am your brother, you must be kind to me."
"Hell you?"
"No!!!" Guo Yu howled.
Yuan Jiuwan was unhappy and said, "I am my sister's brother. My sister can only kiss me brother."
"Only kiss nine." Chen Caixing pinched his brother's flesh and cheeked.
Knowing that Chen Caixing was holding the ‘big move’ in his hand, Guo Yu didn’t dare to whisper along the way. He was as cute as a kitten and walked on Cheng Lifeng. He didn’t dare to stare at Chen Caixing.
"Guo Yu, it literally means I stare at you, and you have to be pregnant even if you are blind." Chen Caixing reminded Guo Yu to go online.
As long as he wants to be a stallion, no matter who is, there must be a cub pregnant!
"Bang bang, sister, you are too cruel, and the blind will not let go."
Chen Caixing smiled slightly, "I compare animals."
When he reached the principal's office during the speech, Guo Yu didn't need his eyes to tell him to knock on the door spontaneously. A sound came in and four people entered. Chen Caixing asked directly: "The school canteen has more than one month's worth of money?"
Didn’t you go to the teacher’s cafeteria? ? ? Guo Yu question mark.
The headmaster was a middle-aged, greasy man in the Mediterranean. He was stunned and said, "Are you an exchange student? The cafeteria doesn't give outsiders a package."
"OK." Chen Caixing used props decisively. Seeing the headmaster who had just been serious, he instantly looked at Chen Caixing eagerly, "What's the matter, dear?"
"Call to tell the cafeteria that I have contracted. Where is your principal's seal? Take it out." Chen Caixing made a quick decision.
The headmaster obsessedly took the seal from the drawer and handed it over. Chen Caixing had no problem at first glance, "Call."
"Good dear."
md tortured himself.
The principal called the phone and called the personnel according to Chen Caixing's instructions. "The school student cafeteria contracted the exchange students for a month. Yes, my order, your brother, let him go, hurry up, or you will be fired."
When the phone was open, a few people heard the shrill voice of a woman over there: "Hao Limin! You dare! I have been with you for so many years, it doesn't matter if you don't divorce, I can bear it, now you dare to treat me like this, me To report you, I want to tell the reporter."
I did not expect to hear such a paragraph.
Chen Caixing Jiao Didi's voice: "Hao Limin, let her get out."
"Get out of here, get out now, you and your brother get out."
After taking the official seal and making a phone call, Chen Caixing took the four-member squad out. It didn't take long for the principal to recover, and he was dazed, just what he wanted to do?
It didn't take long for the personnel director to come up.
"Hao Limin!!!"
The principal’s office was in trouble, and a contract on the student’s cafeteria was cancelled on the originating school affairs announcement, which was changed to Yuanxing Wealthy Co., Ltd. and covered with the principal’s official seal.
The students didn't have much curiosity about this. They finished the meal and quickly returned to the classroom to start learning. They didn't know the **** gossip just started in the school.
Teacher Liu, the serious and conservative single teacher, is pregnant!
And still pregnant for five or six months!
Principal Hao and the personnel director fought in the principal's office. Principal Hao was smeared with blood on his face and angrily removed the personnel director!
The new exchange students scattered the various classes and began to study late in the evening. The students had little curiosity about the new exchange students.
Chen Caixing and Yuan Yuan were in the same class, and they were at the same table, occupying the last row of the "thorn head resort". Close to the window, away from the trash, beautiful scenery.
Guo Yu and Cheng Lifeng broke up, one in the third shift and one in the fourth shift.
It was dark outside the six o'clock window, and everyone in the classroom was quiet and learning to do homework.
Chen Caixing and Yuan Jiuwan were very bachelor, and there were no books on the table. The teacher on duty asked, Chen Caixing's attitude was very correct, "My brother is a genius and does not need to learn."
The teacher on duty looked at the high school students at the age of elementary school students.
"how about you?"
Chen Caixing was right and confident: "I am pregnant, I was pregnant for three years."
Teacher on duty:? ? ? ! ! !
There was a student in front of me who turned around and secretly looked at Chen Caixing. He was scolded by the teacher on duty to study. The whole classroom was quiet and no one dared to watch it. Compared with good students, Chen Caixing is more and more a bastard.
"You, come with me, don't disturb others to study, and punish the station at the door."
"But the teacher, people are pregnant, have you been responsible for the long-term birth?" Chen Caixing couldn't stand up.
The teacher on duty stared angrily, and finally threw a sentence: "I can't control you anymore, whoever loves and who teaches."
As soon as he left, the whole class was quiet. After a long time, a boy in the front row of Chen Caixing turned his head to look over and whispered, "How dare you be so brave and dare to talk back. After a while, the director will come and you will be miserable." ."
"I can't come, she is pregnant, this will go home to give birth to a baby." Chen Caixing said lazily.
male student:! ! !
Others secretly listening in the back row turned around, "Really?", "Is Teacher Liu pregnant?", "Isn't she single?"
The squad leader stood up to maintain discipline, "Don't be noisy, study hard, you spread the gossip, and be careful to be heard by Teacher Liu." He stared at Chen Caixing.
The class calmed down and looked down.
But after waiting for a while, the director did not come back. Chen Caixing poked the male student in the front row and asked in a low voice, "Have you ever died in your school?"
The male student's spine was straight and straight, with no opening, but soon he secretly handed a piece of paper to the back.
People in the society Chen Caixing have forgotten the tradition of passing notes in class.
Open it.
[Death every year, which one do you ask to die? 】