Chapter 1 (1/2)
Chapter 1 I didn’t know back then (1)
Norht novel,
The et a special weapon, a special skill, or in so a Goddess with hih)
Or in so et transported into a world that had a very priic In some other cases, the main character would actually reincarnate as a e to wreck shi+t
But, my dear readers, this is all fiction! It ain’t real!
It works quite a lot like fiction in kdramas You don’tshoulders with them on the street We all know this is all just bull No way these rich kids would be eating shi+t oden in a random food cart, or eat out at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant Nope, that kind of stuff never happens in real life
I don’t know specifically what kind of steak they eat, and in which 5-star hotel they eat it at, but I know for sure that these people don’t go around food carts eating cheap food Ah well, I suppose the part of the dra soendary creature that was an orphaned beauty ent through all kinds of hardshi+ps in life Well, whatever Back to our talk about the bs in fantasy stories Take a look at this load of bull In a lot of light novels, es of the world they reincarnate in hell, even in our world, there are hundreds of different languages that get spoken in one continent Why would the people in a different dis all universally speak Korean? Well, in reality, they don’t Because of this, I had to spend five years ofhow to speak Nore of three, and learn horite by the age of five
I becae of ten My parents almost decided that I was hopelessly stupid by that tie their minds with nized kids as aas they could add and subtract pretty well People in enius at math because I was able to e I had other than e in coone to shi+t I spent half of my life in a place called school, but in the end, the only thing that beca how to add and subtract… Truly, the Korean education systeain, I was reminded that fiction, in the end, was fiction
Yeah,what a chair looks like, and knowing how to s The specialized tools to h i just a chair is this hard, how un? Even if you knohat guns look like, hoould you create the parts of the guns? If you don’t have the skills, all you have are drea that already exists, it just ends up becoination!
In the end, I decided to inherit e I accumulated in school was useless, but the skills I accumulated in the military weren’t! As expected of Korea’s brutal ! Korea’s most advanced form of weaponry, the shovel, applied in just about any situation!
My skills in using the shovel almost made my father say “you truly were a child born to shovel!” Really, all !
…I used to have those moments in life
When I was thirteen, my parents passed away
The reason? An evil wizard’s experiment! …that wasn’t it
The whims of a corrupt noble! …that wasn’t it either
The de the demon season! …Nope
Their true cause of death was electrocution An evil wizard blocked a ic spell from the hero, and the remnants of it happened to bounce off to my parents
Just like the innocent cars that rando a car chase,to pay taxes and sell their crops in the city
To think I’d be this unlucky… I wondered for a bit how I should lead my life as the new family head, but in the end, I decided to farm After all, the country still paid ht? I still have land and crops to back ht that, too
“Hohoho”
I could only laugh as I watched my crops burn It’s been a year since my parents died It’s been only a year, and our feudal lord just decided to givefuck you
A gold mine was found on the borders between our nation and some other nation, and that place happened to be close to our fief
Our lord, after getting several suggestions from his subordinates, decided to conquer the mines He defeated the troops stationed there by a fief lord froht So far, this seeood But the fief lord becaed into the country across the border!
The fact of the matter was, that country across the border happened to be the eest nation in the continent Our fief lord, who had believed that his arot pathetically killed by the enemy At the same time, the empire took this as a declaration of war, and attacked the nation the very next day They ed to topple the capital in two months
Ah, by the way, the sea of flames in front of me was caused by the empire, who decided to ainst the empire They set fire to the lands of our fief, andjust went to shi+t! Fall was still quite far away, but I couldn’t far just ashes!
“Kuh!”
That’s why, that’s why the reason why I becaster was because of the world! I wanted peace, but the world didn’t let me have it!
Ah, and by the way, I’ people
I have no idea if this is really a good thing or not, but the nation I lived in ended up getting split into seven pieces Originally, the e ended up getting into a co for the throne A count even ed to join the battle for power at some point In any case, at a time like this, a lot of people decided to either turn into bandits or thieves I had pretty decent sword skills, so I decided to earn cash froh cash
I teamed up with one or two people, and soroups I shared info with to raid soether with some old bandits and a noble to beat up soh et me into the empire, someone ca scouted Hoho, I re myself to the bone, close to the point where I actually died in the past Even then, I wasn’t scouted because I had no talent at what I did I do soet anization in the eood”
“Incentives are nice as well”
“Seeerous”
“Well, it’s si now”
“Do I have to kill myself if they tell me to do so?”
“Yes You just need to be careful, though”
I need to really put my life on the line But unlike ood Enough to make me want to risk my life
“I’ll do it”
Like this, I, a to-be fifteen year old, joined an evil organization
Chapter 1 I didn’t know back then (2)
With this, e became forty I spent twenty five years of anization
I took a pretty safe job of an instructor I currently have a job of a senior instructor, training young trainees in the way of evil Ah, this is the life No risk of dying, good pay, really good incentives to boot
Evil organizations are the best, everybody!
“I’ll go with the forh fifty, and nine hundred fifty to a thousand”
The other instructors all shut theirthe top ones as well?”
“That and the lowest ones… can’t you just take the children in the middle ranks?”
The other instructors voiced their dissent But I had h fifty, and nine hundred fifty to a thousand”