Chapter 47 (1/2)
Chapter 47: Review Ends
Chapter 47 – Review Ends
[First!]
[Viewer 23]
[Selling peanuts, sunflower seeds, and douhua in the front row]
[Grandpa! The UP you’re paying attention to has a new update!]
[Leaving my mark here before this video becomes popular]
[Like first, watch later]
[I’ to reveal this time]
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After around a dozen coht appeared in the black screen, and Chen Yu’s s, fellow friends and viewers!”
In the video, Chen Yu was holding a s at the camera, he continued, “Welcorateful for all the support everyone has given ht to you all this ti his index finger on the box, Chen Yu said, “This is a very special product with diverse functions It is produced by the Handicraft Company in the year 2035—in other words, 15 years fro this video will have the fortune of purchasing this product within your lifetiin today’s review!”
“Good! If I fail to buy it 15 years later, I’ll sue you for false advertising]
[The Golden Finger? Is it used inside toilets? ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]
[Unboxing! Unboxing complete! Proceed to the review introduction!]
“First, let’s start with the unboxing” Pulling off the box’s lid, Chen Yu retrieved the golden finger cot inside the box and said, “Unboxing complete! Now, let’s proceed to the next topic—review introduction”
Holding the finger cot, Chen Yu did a 360-degree display of it to the camera He then continued, “Everyone should be able to clearly see the external appearance of this product I can only use one word to describe this thing—exquisite! It is truly exquisite From the outside, you can’t see any joints It looks as if it is one organic whole! Moreover, it is also unknown as to what er is made of It is soft yet hard, hard yet elastic It feels extreood to the touch”
[WTF?]
[What a terrible description…]
[Just call a spade a spade Regardless, this finger cot indeed looks very beautiful]
[So, just what is this Golden Finger used for?]
After displaying the “Golden Middle Finger” to the ca his htly, he said, “I believe everyone should have already noticed that each side of the finger cot has three buttons wrapped in special material The buttons on the left represent pohile the right buttons represent speed! Each er increasing with each subsequent gear
“Next up, I will be reviewing the Golden Middle Finger’s first function! The flick of friendshi+p!”
After saying so, Chen Yu bent down and retrieved a wooden block from beneath the table He then waved the wooden block at the camera and said, “It is a normal interaction for close friends to flick each other in the forehead Forehead flicking can increase the sense of closeness between friends, and it also helps alleviate the dullness of gatherings Hence, the Golden Middle Finger’s first main function is to flick foreheads Fifteen years in the future, this Golden Finger is an indispensable tool for card games, truth or dare, and , Chen Yu pressed down on the first left button After feeling a nuer, he aimed at the wooden block and sent a powerful flick at it
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Crack!
The wooden block instantly fractured, and half of it flew out of cae…
[???]
[?????]
[??]
“Good Let’s test the Golden Finger on this next”
After tossing away the re half of the wooden block he held, Chen Yu took out a thick and sturdy fire brick from under the table He then pressed the “Power 2” button and sent a flick at the brick
er moved at a speed imperceptible to the naked eye There was only a loud sound before the brick broke into two
[?????]
[crap…]
[???]
“Lastly, let’s try the finger on this”
After tossing away the re half of the brick, Chen Yu reached under the table once rabbed a steel rod as thick as a child’s wrist He then pressed the “Power 3” button
Bzz…
The instant Chen Yu pressed the button, the audible sound of electric current flowing caer