Chapter 94: Scrooge (1/2)

Chapter 95: wankers and wanking Battles!

A new day arrived withto use his challenger passes Heplatform to zero in on the first five weakest students

The butcher unabashedly issued challenges to these five weak-ass students Of course, by now, Eren was recognized as one of the top fighters in his class So even if they had to accept these challenges, they didn’t go beyond the

Eren quickly beat up the first four studentswith his spells co to run out of mana after his fourth battle That’s why he had decided to finish his fifth and final match of the day

But his opponent had other plans!

Raht shooter He wore his heart on his sleeves and talked at length about what he was feeling at the time

That wouldn’t have been a major problem in itself if he hadn’t had a lisp His Rs would turn into Ws because of his speech impediment

Therefore every word that had the letter R in it would be pronounced weirdly by Ramy Richards

“You… Ewen Idhy don’t you pick up fights with othaw students of your level? You cleawly kno not youw ive any leawning expewience to eithew you or us weak students So why partake in thesebefore the countdown to the battle started His speech o off in the audience surrounding the battlefield

“Hahahaha!

wanking battle he says!

Kkkkkkkkk!

This was the biggest fuonna die of sto on the floor after expressing his inability to control his laughter

“I wouldn’t want to be part of such a battle if you ask’?”

“Hehehe! Well, it depends There should be categories like the longest wanker, the quickest wanker

Then there should be categories based on the let’s say the ‘produce’ Its quantity can be one such criterion for declaring the winner between tankers’ Hahahaha!”

The students kept on finding new things to talk about on the subject of wanking The laughter only increased in its liveliness as a result

So far the students had found alternate pronunciations and their respective s for some of the most popular terms

For exa wars!

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wanking journey: a process a wanker has to go through to becoeneration

Now everya wanker than their peers Of course, the girls laughed at the jokes too But they maintained a certain decoruender-enco fumble was too wild to handle even for the battle referee who happened to be Julie Ekheart She kept her hand pressed against her lips to control her laughter and nudged the participants to start the battle

Apart froifted with the ability to keep a straight face in any situation It held true even when his lisp turns a serious situation into that of a co this fro such situations So he didn’t break his serious face and kept on staring at Eren as also struggling to tahter

“Well… why don’t you ans me…”

“Please don’t speak any this for the quickest and easiest way to earn Merps I don’t have any ulterior motive to humiliate my opponents Why don’t you quit as soon as the battle starts?”