Chapter 67 - The Mysterious Dark King (1/2)

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

According to the plan, the Dark King lured the rock wolf out. It ran to a place far enough away, put down the big pot filled with Anti-hunger Fresh Mushroom Soup, and prepared to leave.

However, it was greedy. First, it could not help but lick two mouthfuls of the mushroom soup. Then it simply sat there and started eating.

After it finished eating, it raised its head and saw the rock wolf in front of it.

The situation was extremely awkward.

The rock wolf was a five-star devil beast after all. Its intelligence was not mediocre. It looked at the big black dog in front of it and then looked at the pot on the ground.

It immediately guessed that it had been deliberately lured away. However, it was already very far from the cave, so it decided to capture the black dog in front of it first.

Thus, the wolf and the dog started a crazy chase.

Logically speaking, the rock wolf was not as fast, so the black dog should have easily shaken it off.

However, after the Dark King finished the pot of soup, its stomach began to hurt, and it even made gurgling sounds from time to time.

Dark King’s stomach was getting more and more painful, but the rock wolf behind him was chasing it relentlessly, not giving it a chance to lose it.

As it ran, the Dark King suddenly had the urge to fart.

What was more coincidental was that the rock wolf was right behind the Dark King at that exact moemnt.

Then…

The rock wolf said that it had never been humiliated in such a way before, and went ballistic.

After the Dark King was satisfied, the pain in his stomach stopped, and he sped up一running back to the cliff to pick up Lin Qi.

..

Then, the battle between the wolf and the dog turned into a wolf chasing a man and a dog.

When Lin Qi saw the appearance of the rock wolf behind him, he was so shocked that he almost fell off the Dark King’s body.

“You f*cking farted?”

At that moment, Lin Qi finally understood what had happened. He also remembered what he had done that morning.

In the morning, to punish the Dark King, Lin Qi added a bunch of detoxifying crotons into the soup.

According to the system’s introduction, after consuming the crotons, toxins would instantly be expelled from the body. It was also used as the antidote for poisoning.

Of course, the side effect was diarrhea, and it would instantly empty the stomach and intestines. The Dark King had been eating without stopping for the past few days, and his stomach had accumulated a lot of things.

Lin Qi thought that the crotons were ineffective against the Dark King, but he did not expect the time of effect to be prolonged.

Dark King was also puzzled. Why did it suddenly have diarrhea? “Kid, did you put something in the soup?”

How could Lin Qi admit it? “Of course not, it’s just a normal Anti-hunger Fresh Mushroom Soup.”

“Then why did I…”

“You must have eaten too much. A normal person can eat a spoonful for three days. Count how many pots of soup you’ve eaten in three days, and how long has it been since you’ve had a sh*t?”

“… It’s been a few months, but…”

“Stop f*cking around, hurry up and run! I don’t want to fight a devil beast with feces on it. Besides, don’t you smell the stench?” Lin Qi was getting nervous.

If the Dark King found out that it was Lin Qi’s doing, it would definitely burn him to death.

What a huge loss!

The Dark King did not have time to think and quickly sped up.

In less than five minutes, it shook off the rock wolf. In the end, all he could hear was the wolf’s angry roar.

The Dark King led Lin Qi to the previous cave. As soon as they walked in, it was already hungry.

Lin Qi knew that he was in the wrong, so he quickly took out the white jade mushrooms and other ingredients to make Marsh Mushroom Soup.

[ Name of Dish: Marsh Mushroom Soup, Level-3 Dish, Rare Level, Magic Effect: Can increase the strength of the drinker in all aspects, without leaving any side effects (can only be taken once, no effect after multiple consumptions) ]

[ Material Consumption: Gray Mushroom (x3) Tree Mushroom (x2) Red Mushroom (x4) White Jade Mushroom (x5) Clear Water (x2) ]

[ Cooking… Cooking completed ]