Chapter 411: One Funny Guy to Another (1/2)

And after i felt the hot ooze of gore in my skin, i thought in vivid clarity.

”THIS IS REAL!”

I stayed still.

”ABILITIES!” i shouted in my brain.

And nothing happened.

FUCK!

HAHAHA!

”Ability...” i whispered and the same thing occurred.

What it all a lie?

”DAMN that moronic Radix something. If i get my hand on it, i would eat it raw and spit it out down my butthole.” I cursed and peeked under the fresh grave that i was in.

I could smell the bloodlust of the people. They smashed the children first and mercilessly used their limbs as weapons.

HAHAHA! Crafty and barbaric. I love it!

While others used their fists and tackled and mowed anyone who come near them.

In the end, after 5 minutes of rampage, only the hushed tones of the wounded and dying were gracing the battlefield.

Anyone who cried was torn apart by the survivors in our midst.

”Congratulations. Players will be given a reward for completing the first stage of the assessment.

You will now be transported into another world for the second stage. Rewards will be given according to the number of people you killed. Goodluck!

Number of remaining humans. 5,318,484,327

FLASH!

From my fallen position i found myself looking at the bright moon in the sky.

The daytime that had blessed the field of massacre before was no more and the shadowed foliage greeted my sight in all direction.

”You have a gift box. Please open it for your reward.” I heard the words and a blue box materialized in my front.

FUCK IT!

Step step step

I moved away from my initial position and hid again. You can never be too careful. HAHAHA!

Especially if you were one inside the unbelievable situation i was in. Hmmmmm…

”Open the box.” I chanted in my thoughts and what do you know, it did open.

HAHAHA! And it gave me nothing but the four corners of the thing deflating itself apart before my eyes.

”You have attained zero kill. Hence, you got zero reward. Please keep up the good work, Player Seth.”

FUCK THIS STUPID GAME!

”Abilities!” i thought fiercely, hoping that it would somehow give me something unlike my previous sad attempts.

1. Invulnerability - takes no physical damage for a time. (limit 3 seconds)

2. Healing Touch - can heal the user and others.

3. Fist of Justice - imbues the Paladin's fist with the power of faith. (low attack, negates evil magic)

The first and the second were good skills but the last was total trash. HAHAHA! But it will have to do. For now.